GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he teleported into the middle of the ocean

Fortunately, he knew how to swim

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the ocean is a shark-infested habitat. And he lost a leg as a dinner for the sharks.

Fortunately, he managed to escape alive other than a loss of the leg.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he needed that leg to get away from the man devouring snakes on the shore

Forunately, he had a magical potion that gave him back his leg

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, his hands then got eaten by some crocodile.

Fortunately, he discovered that he has the power to recover lost limb!

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately to get that power, Inferno Dragon have to sell his soul to the devil to get it.

Fortunately, there was an alternative method that has not been uncovered.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, that method was still a mystery

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon only had to sell a soul to the devil so he sold a bugs one

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, bugs didn't have souls, so the devil immediately realized he had been swindled.

Fortunately, he loved dirty tricks as much as anyone, so he merely congratulated Inferno for his impressive "bargaining."

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately even with the power, he is still powerless to recover his limbs since he lack the manual.

Fortunately all he is to sell another soul to get it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he sold Dark-San soul to get the manual

Fortunately, Dark-San sold Crazy Elf Boy soul in order to get his soul back

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Crazy Elf Boy sold Fett One's Souls to get his soul back.

Fortunately, this was all for the rehersal of the play "Soul Dealings" put on by the cast of TPM for tommorrow's Grand Premiere.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they accidentally sold all those souls for real in the process.

Fortunately, since it was done by accident, they weren't bound by a contract.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the devil runs rampage, realizing that the contract is not bound.

Fortunately the members sold Mr Pikachu's soul for real, to applease the devil.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was mad at them for this.

Fortunately, he calmed down and agreed that if it could keep the devil of their backs, he would be fine.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the God went after us.

Fortunately, there's no active religion topic at TPM right now.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, DarkTemplarZero started one.

Fortunately, he was flamed mercilessly for doing so.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Jay then came to hack the forum.

Fortunately, he was immediately banned before he could even type a thing here.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he hacked in again and this time was successful in messing with the boards

Fortunately, all Jay did was delete reset everyone's post count

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, everybody was angry at him.

Fortunately, they all calmed down because that allowed them to start out fresh and do things that they didn't have the chance to do before.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Jay decides to delete the accounts intead. In the process, everyone had problems creating a new one again.

Fortunately, Dark-san chew his head off before he can do it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Dark-san literay chewed off Jay's head

Fortunately, the police never found out he was the one that did it

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone then told the police.

Fortunately, they decided to drop Dark San from the charge of murdering because Jay was a wanted-dead-or-alive criminal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wished there was no police.

Fortunately, granted, but instead there will be army killing you whenever you commit a crime.

Yes, I remember that I am not the first one who mixes these games.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately by being an ex- army seargent from national service, I am still liable to being charged with martial law.

Fortunately I escaped from detention camp that was holding me.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the police are now on your trail.

Fortunately, you managed to seek refugee at Malaysia.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were expecting you there.

Fortunately, you catch a flight to Japan.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the flight gets delayed

Fortunately, you are able to get first class on another flight

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the plane on the mist of flying crashed down onto an unknown island.

Fortunately I was able to adapt to its environment.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it doesn't help that you accidently landed in Dinotopia where Dinosaurs rule over humans.

Fortunately, you met a group of nice talking dinosaurs that decided to accept you into their society.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they are actually tricking you so that they can eat you.

Fortunately, you realized this and you managed to escape.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They chased you down and caught you

Fortunately, you made a daring escape only using 3 cottons swabs and a ribber band and a packet of ciggaretes

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the tools made available by Crazy Elf Boy only work for ten minutes.

Fortunately, the escape was made easier when a lady with knockout curves offer help.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was a really a dinosaur in disguise and she wanted to eat you.

Fortunately, you had the Chronospecter on you to defend yourself from all these dinosaurs.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I didn't know what that was so it didn't exist

Fortunately, You still had the BFG from Doom 3

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the BFG was out of ammo

Fortunately, you found an ammo clip on the ground

[Inferno_Dragon]

(Crazy Elf Boy, the Chronosceptor was the ultimate weapon used in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.)

Unfortunately, it was caught in a trap-like device.

Fortunately, you have read "How to escape from traps by using various objects" by MacGuvyer so you can disable it in no time.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, it was written in French. (Yes and I can't read French)

Fortunately, I have an Indiana Jones' instinct that allowed me to escape the traps.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you triggered other traps

Fortunately, none of the traps caused you any harm

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the next trap you set off injects you with lethal poison.

Fortunately, you always carry around a vial of antidote with you.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, one of the dinosaurs knocked it off from your hand.

Fortunately, you had spare antidote.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

(Ohhh that Chronoscepter)

Unfortunately, That vial was destroyed

Fortunately, drinking dinosaur blood also cured it