<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but it will eventually turn into a monster and it will come to get you...

I wish my cat could sing.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but being a cat, it can't carry a tune worth a damn.

I wish I could visit Canada.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the moment you visit Canada, a barrage of nuclear weapons are fired at Canada.

I wish I could know the ending to the last Harry Potter book.

[Mega Horny]

Granted. The last lines read "over 6 months on the New York Times Bestseller list" and "Funny, Moving and Addicitve Reading" ~Chicago Tribune

I wish I had 17 points in my bank right now.

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only it was a mistake, so after spending points you really didn't have, you now have -34 points.

I wish we couldn't have negative accounts in ASB

[Mega Horny]

Granted. Now you merely use the 'IOU' system, in which you keep track of your owed points, and once you earn a sufficent number, you give them away to Dan so he can expand his colossal team even more.

I wish the season 3 of Lost would start tommorrow.

(BTW, idk if you have to wait every other post b4 replying in this thread or not, so if i broke the rules, plz forgive me)

[Knight of Time]

Yes, I believe that is the case in this game, MH, I'm sure of it.

Granted, but tomorrow may never come.

I wish this world was pollution free.

[Zcade0]

Granted, but we have no cars, factorys, things produced by factories, electricity, ect. So, henceforth and forwidth, life as we know it ends. It's all on your head too.

I wish that the person I loved loved me back and married me and nothing bad would befall either of us (mental or phisical, thus eliminating the sad deaths of family/friends cause death should not be viewed on as evil, they can still die though...) unlill we died peacefully in our sleeps exactally 50 years after we get married, also, the world will not be destroyed by anything untill we die, then feel free to let loose the nukes. (hope I didn't leave anything out...)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the world you are living in is a dream world, while in reality, you are in a mental hospital suffering from a conflicted reality disease.

I wish they would stop making any more Power Ranger shows because each one is more pathetic than last.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but someday there might be shows similar to Power Rangers.

I wish that some bad things in the past never happened.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but that doesnt mean the future wont hold horrible events.

I wish everyone in the world worshipped me.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are frozen in carbonite so that people can worship you for all of eternity.

I wish to pilot the millenium falcon

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but as the wish didn't teach you how to fly it, you crash the ship into a comet.

I wish I had a city named after me.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, the exact second after your probably-drunk parents dubbed you Master of Paradox, a city was named Hurgen.

I wish my hips didnt lie.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then other things start lying to you

I wish that people would stop constantly annoy me

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but now animals constantly annoy you...

I wish I was living on a prayer...

Sorry, I started thinking old songs...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since you ARE living on a prayer, anytime someone PRAYS to you, you must answer all of their PRAYERS, so it makes your life miserable because the world prays 24/7.

I wish I had the Master Sword in my possession.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but everytime you touch it you are transported to the terrible future, in which the burning lands lay in waste, horrible monsters scour the earth, most of your friends are now dead, and you have body odour.

EDIT: Wish:

I wish i would never have to pee again.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but your lack of release causes severe constipation on the other end, causing you extreme agony for the remainder of your existence...


I wish everything in this world was edible...

~GL

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but one day, someone eats exactly the wrong bit. The world breaks in half.

I wish I could turn pinecones into gold nuggets.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but later in your life, a gold nugget will fall from a tree and crack your skull open, spilling your brains out.

I wish i could control time

[Fett One]

Granted, but you can only control it to look backwards and forward in time, meaning you can't physically travel to the past and future

I wish to become a doctor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you become an Evil Doctor who tortures and maims their patients rather than healing them.

I wish I could have access to the old Pokemaster Archives.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but now you will no longer have acess to the new ones

I wish my avy was bigger

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, but everyone got huge Avatars, and LP decided to start pwning them as well.

I wish we paid actual cost for music, movies, and video games

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the actual cost for music, movies and video games is 1 million dollars, which causes sales to plummet, which causes entertainers to go bankrupt, which totally ends the whole idea of entertainment as well know it.

I wish the power on my Nintendo DS was unlimited so I could play it forever.

[Mega Horny]

granted, but you will never be able to stop

i wish i had wings

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but they served you no real purpose.

I wish I could produce electricity from my bare hands.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the electricity from your hands won't be very strong at all.

I wish that laptops someday would become more popular than desktops.

[Fett One]

Granted, desktops become so unpopular that people start using them as weapons by throwing them at people

I wish for a network that showed nothing but looney tune cartoons 24/7

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But tha are all really boring re-runs

I wish I had a really cool car

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the defination of "cool" refers to cool air, so your car won't have any window or door.

I wish I can go to space.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you wont be wearing any equipment and will explode or something painful of that nature.

I wish I were a Supermod

[Jeff]

Granted, but you will suck at it and everyone will PM each other saying bad things about your leadership behind your back.

I wish my Internet connection wouldn't give up on me every 5 minutes.

[Fett One]

Granted, it know gives out on you every 6 minutes

I wish for a bigger house to live in

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but it will be so big you wont be able to do anything but wonder where the bathroom is and how many people it would take standing on each other's shoulders to touch the ceiling. You guess 2.5 thousand. And one really tall guy.

I wish Aqua Teen Hunger Force were on everyday of the week.

[Dark Dragonite]

Ganted, but now the writers have run out of ideas, and start copying other shows to make new episodes. By the time they start having a letter, and number of the day, you realize the show is done...

I wish my exs were miserable(all except Amy)...</spiteful sob>

[Fett One]

Ganted, but they come to the conclusion that they are miserable because they are no longer with you so they decide to get back together with you. However, they refuse to share you so they decide that if one of them can't have you than no one can so they proceed to kill you

I wish to know the meaning of life

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the meaning is so complex your brain explodes from to much information.

I wish i could run really fast

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you would run so fast that you could never stop.

I wish that Futurama would start up again and start producing more excellent episodes.