GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.8 (M.A. Zak)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately - for some weird reason - he had then accidentally erased all the memories about himself.

Fortunately, a knock on the head helped him regain his memory.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately he only regained half of his memories

Fortunately, the half that he can't remember were bad memories best left forgotten

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, there were special clues to a case he was solving in those lost bad memories.

Fortunately, that particular case was closed due to the witness giving himself or herself to the police.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the closed case also, for some unexplainable reasons, also caused an inactivity in this game.

Fortunately, someone then decided to bump this topic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I was too late

Fortunately, some one will help me revive this topic

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that person was a evil person.

Fortunately, that evil person was not me.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the evil person is mr_pikachu

Fortunately, he decided give up being evil and went to church to repent

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The church was also evil because it had an evil ghost in it

Fortunately, the Ghostbusters came

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they couldn't get in.

Fortunately, Egon had a key to the church.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Peter accidently crossed the beams, causing the church to blow up

Fortunately, the insurance company paid to rebuild the church

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the new church was planned to be the size of a small outhouse.

Fortunately, the churchgoers needed a bathroom.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bathroom didn't work.

Fortunately, there was a bunch of Port-A-Potties next to the church.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, They all clogged up

Fortunately, Kenny the plumber was there

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Kenny is unlicensed

Fortunately, no one knew that

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I knew.

Fortunately, no one cared about me.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that made you sad.

Fortunately, you weren't suicidal.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I don't know what would be unfortunate because Inferno_Dragon not commiting suicide is such a good thing!

Fortunately, something negative came to the picture after this post.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was powerful enough to cause damage.

Fortunately, I had my Level Infinity Shield Spell up to protect everyone.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it only protected the people that were in the room with you

Fortunately, the people not in the room came out of the situation with only minor bruises

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some of them found the bruises ugly.

Fortunately, others found them cool, like mementos of a battle.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they soon died from internal bleeding.

Fortunately, it was a relatively quick death.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this meant the entire population of the world is dead except for the people in Inferno Dragons room.

Fortunately, His room was large enough to enclose the entire world population except for the few who died from the bleeding (because they lost the world Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament to see who got to go into Inferno Dragons room)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, people were angry that they could never see or perform the Rock, Scissors, Paper Tournament.

Fortunately, Ellen DeGeneres was able to make that happen with a snap of her fingers.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the right of the right of the conservative movemement decided to cut off Ellen's fingers.

Fortunately Ellen had Portia to do the fingering anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Portia didn't feel like doing it

Fortunately, Ellen found someone else to do it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that person become sick.

Fortunately, that person had a back-up person take his or her place and that back-up person was Al Gore.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Gore claimed that snapping one's fingers contributed to global warming.

Fortunately, he was wrong.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he didn't mention that every one of the speeches he makes already contributes to half the green house gas emissions of the world.

Fortunately, The whole Earth agreed to tell Gore to shut up and stop ruining our ozone layer.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he had some else to do his bidding for him.

Fortunately, that person wasn't known very much so the damage done was minimal.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there was still damage done

Fortunately, the damage was easy to fix

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it was easy just for those with the right technology.

Fortunately, those were the TPM members.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, not everyone was a TPM member.

Fortunately, TPM still existed and let everyone join.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately some pimple faced nerd with low self-esteem decided he would gain access to an admin's password and began deleting people.

Fortunately tpm had a backup system.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the backup system was 5 years out of date

Fortunately, it was better than nothing

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The whole back system got corrupted due to a huge computer virus.

Fortunately, there was another back up to the back up on an external hard drive

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it crashed when an elite hacker hacked into to delete it.

Fortunately, the FBI was able to trace the whereabouts of this hacker and arrest him.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this doesn't get the information back

Fortunately, the hacker was severaly punished by the FBI for deleting the information

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he sued the FBI, claiming that he had been tortured.

Fortunately, he agreed to drop the suit after being waterboarded.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, his sister didn't stop suing the FBI.

Fortunately, she was given a huge cash amount to be quiet.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Other people that new about this fiasco wanted huge cash settlements

Fortunately, they were given them