~*~*~* Game *~*~*~ Fortunately, Unfortunately Version 11 (Zak Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the strategy was too succesful and some other car sellers were now in trouble.

Fortunately, that brought some refreshing competition to the markets.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the other dealerships didn't like the competition

Fortunately, they found teamed up to find a way to end the competition

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, their merger resulted in a monopoly.

Fortunately, that made the mega-company's executives very happy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, cars still pollute air.

Fortuantely, someone introduced Solar Power.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, solar power cars only work when the sun is out.

Fortunately, they eventually made a hybrid car that uses both solar power and gasoline.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was poor at harnessing both types of power, so it polluted the air without actually moving anywhere.

Fortunately, it didn't sell very well, so very few of them were made.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some aliens attacked the car factory.

Fortunately, that was just a cultural misunderstanding.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the aliens refused to apologize

Fortunately, people were happy the factory was destroyed, so they didn't care

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the aftereffects of the aliens' attack made the former site of the factory completely uninhabitable by humans.

Fortunately, there was plenty of land elsewhere.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, that meant placing people to places like Siberia.

Fortunately, Siberia is actually quite an interesting place to live.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, most people don't like how cold Siberia is

Fortunately, those people were able to move to Hawaii