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    I have to say it's cool to be able to ban moves each round in my battle with Underscore. It's like being a moderator. But I really shouldn't let that get into my head.

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    No, no it doesn't.

    Little does Grey know, but I've been having a secret competition with him about how many spambots we've banned.

    I think he's winning. But I enjoy the competition. As secret as it is.

    Banning real people is more fun though.

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    I like arguing with noobs in PM, then banning them before they can get an angry response back in.


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    I met someone who said to me, "Capital letters are useless and should be banned!" and proceeded to brofist another guy in his club against capital letters.

    I could barely resist the urge to slap him across the face.
    KIDS, PUNCTUATION IS IMPORTANT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kumori View Post
    I met someone who said to me, "Capital letters are useless and should be banned!" and proceeded to brofist another guy in his club against capital letters.

    I could barely resist the urge to slap him across the face.
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    Naa brah, caps not needed! *BROFIST OF LEGEND!*
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    ASB: Grammar lessons and horse masturbation.

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    ^ Someone needs to superimpose that on the banner as our official slogan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blademaster View Post
    ASB: Grammar lessons and horse masturbation.
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    And then there are the most elaborate and noisy punk lyrics for the whole TPM:

    POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON SEX
    ASPERGER ASPERGER ASPERGER ASPERGER AAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH

    For the melody, hear Maximum The Hormone's 'Chuchulovelymunimunimuramura'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oslo View Post
    ^ Someone needs to superimpose that on the banner as our official slogan.



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    Holy shit... I need to get me one of those for RPG.

    Blaziken looks so sinister. Or rapey. Can't decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaZoR LeAf View Post
    So we've all agreed this is our banner for ASB right?

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    We should make it our banner for April Fool's Day!

    THIS MUST HAPPEN. :O

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    Oh fuck, it's nearly April... 2 months until dissertation... OSLO WHY. WHYYYYYY?!

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    Because academia is a cold-hearted bzznatch is why? D: Stay strong! You got this!

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    I've only got to teach 5 pieces of music to 3 different groups of singers... One of which, to be fair, has already been learnt, and a second is fairly familiar thanks to previous rehearsal...

    This realisation has only sprung cos I thought I'd help you get that banner up on April Fool's by asking the powers that be XD

    I'm also now sad that the diss is on the 3rd of May. Because I coulda made some "May the fourth" joke in the introduction... Awwwww D:

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    That's also two days short of Cinco de Mayo. You would have been able to prep yourself by doing a line of tequila shots! (But I guess there's no reason why you couldn't do that anyway?)

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    I think I might die if I did a whole line of tequila shots. I don't drink at the best of times, I can imagine any more than 2 would floor me XD

    I'll save it for the post-diss party.

    How is your crazy postgrad stuffs going, Os-face?

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    Partyyy!

    Oslo's crazy postgrad stuff is fairly manageable at the moment, but omg March is always so hectic so it's only a matter of time before shit blows up. @_@ I have projects in web design and faceted taxonomies due next week and then a gajillion other things due in the weeks to follow. I just finished helping my supervisor complete a big grant proposal and now he's transitioning me to another research project, so that's something else on my plate. So. The worst is yet to come, prolly.

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    Together we will get through March! >o< I'm surprisingly not worried about work-load at the moment. I'm writing my weekly 1000 words, at just under 300 words and most of it's quotes and I don't seem to care XD

    Srs procrastination queen at the moment. I've read just under 1000 pages of webcomic in the last 4 days D:

    I've got a composition portfolio to do too. Aaaaaaaaaaah. And teacher training application to complete, along with attempting to find work experience.

    Come on April. I know I'll have loads of work to do then too, but at least CT will be here and I can finally actually grope her to death <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaZoR LeAf View Post
    Oh for fuck's sake.


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    March newsletter


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    Oh for fuck's sake.

    I remember that moment in the game and I cracked up so badly everyone stared at me. XD

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    Meoletta.


    That is all.



    ...until 5 MDT >)

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    *Meloetta

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    Man I can't wait for the valentines contest to actually start

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    Man I can't wait to contine you sz quest.

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    Meloetta sounds like some kind of obscure food spread people from Europe or Australia would put on their toast in the morning.

    (Spoiler:) "Nothing starts your day off bettah than a glob of Meloetta! ;D"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkestLight View Post
    Man I can't wait to contine you sz quest.
    All right Mr Subtle Hint.


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    I wont lie, I was jealous of everyone getting 2 posts in a day XD

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    Guys, I've been here for four years.

    That's cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossymore View Post
    Guys, I've been here for four years.

    That's cool.
    Guys, I've been here for less than a year.

    Not cool.

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    I've been here about a year

    sort of cool.

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    I've been here on TPM for about 12 years (almost)...man, do I feel old at times (especially since I'm going to be 30 next month).

    Not only that, I realized I'm one of only a few people in this ASB who registered in 2000, alongside Greyfox and RaZoR LeAf, so statistically, I think we three are the only currently active ASBers from that year, though I could be wrong.
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    Yup, I think that's true! But i'm still waaay cooler

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    It just made me realize I joined this forum when I was 14. And with frequent bouts of activity and inactivity therein, I've only technically been at this place about over two years, maybe.

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    2000 seems like so long ago I had to work out how old I was. I joined this forum when I was 16. Shit. Way to make a guy feel old Rossy, cheers. Take off the three year gap I wasn't here and I've been active on this forum for 13 years. And I was active in the #pokemasters chat for a long time too.


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    You only feel old since you're a decade older than me. By the way, how were the 90s? They're a bit fuzzy in my memory. But 13 years is long, yes, but also impressive, sticking it out for this long. Eventually I'll be here that long, hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossymore View Post
    By the way, how were the 90s?
    There was no internet, TV had four channels (for me anyway, and one of them was mostly welsh), kids made their own entertainment. Cartoons were great. Shellsuits were not. For the greater part of the euro-pop music scene, there simply was, no limit.


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    It's alright, you're only 6 years older than me. I remember the 90's too. I even saw some of the 80's :O HOLY CRAP.

    I feel old as an MA student when all the freshers are 18 still. I'm the second oldest in my choir. I'm 23 and I feel old. What's wrong with me? lol

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