GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the dinosaur that you drank blood from was infected.

Fortunately, they turned you into a dinosaur (A Utahraptor) so you would no longer be infected.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately while in a dinosaur form, Crazy Elf Boy came hunting after me to hunt me down.

*He must have dinosaurs ^.^*

Fortunately I was able to transform back to human and escape from the sick island leaving Crazy Elf Boy behind to wipe out those dinosaurs into extinction.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I ran out of ammo

Fortunately, I still had my big ass sword

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, your sword broke.

Fortunately, you know of a Goron who could fix it for you.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Goron is not even qualified to fix your sword.

Fortunately, you found a whip on the ground.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the whip was too short to be used as a weapon

Fortunately, you were still able to run away

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, you stepped on a mine and consequently lost both of your legs.

Fortunately, you knew how to walk on your hands.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, while walking on your hands, you accidently set off another mine and your hands are blown off.

Fortunately, Indiana Jones comes to rescue to take you out of this place.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I still wanted my arms and legs bag.

Fortunately, I found a way to steal them from Indiana jones

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, you were stopped by Short Run

Fortunately, you were able to pay him to keep quite and let you take them

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was a stingy man and demands you pay him, your entire assest.

Fortunately, you are one who does not abide by the trade laws. You hit him and knock him conscious before robbing him of the limbs.

*I wonder how you do that without the limbs though.*

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the logic from Dark-San's comment cause Crazy Elf Boy to remain limbless.

Fortunately, Dr Evil then offered to put the limbs on him.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he did it with super glue

Fortunately, I found some one that would really do it

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, however the limbs that he claim to possess are fakes to begin with.

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon transplant his limbs for Crazy Elf Boy.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID ask CEB to give him an incredible amount of money.

Fortunately, now being limbless, ID couldn't do a thing when CEB breached the contract and ran away without paying, his limbs now in his posession.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I tripped

Fortunately, this didn't help ID however because he is limbless

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Inferno Dragon is skilled in the arts of voodoo and places a deadly curse on Crazy Elf Boy.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had this natural born resistance against dark magics.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this one was a heck of a strong black magic.

Fortunately, some black-magic resisting charms were sold at a nearby Walmart.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they were made in Taiwan.

Fortunately, the Taiwanese people were exceptionally skilled at making magic-warding charms.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, even though Taiwanese people are talented in such stuffs, the true manufacturer of the charms were the low- skilled mainland people imported over.

Fortunately, those charms when made are supervise by Fett One.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, someone then sabotaged the magic-warding charm.

Fortunately, CEB managed to get a good one that actually works.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was stolen

Fortunately, the thief was captured 5 minutes later

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he escaped by casting dark magic to blind the police.

Fortunately, the Animorphs stopped him by mauling him in their various morphs.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, in the meantime, CEB was bombarded by dark magics from ID.

Fortunately, miraculously, CEB survived the magic assault.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he survived by becoming a zombie.

Fortunately, this made him immortal.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Duncan McCloud from the Highlander TV series came to chop off his head.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy was a master swordsmen.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was no match for Duncan McCloud

Fortunately, Duncan felt bad for him and allowed CEB to live in peace on a deserted island

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID then came searching for him.

Fortunately, ID have no luck locating the island.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I (I_D a.ka. Inferno Dragon) has a satellite in orbit around the earth which could find CEB.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy had a device that could make him and the island undetectable by any satellite technology.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, ID decided to melt the polar icecaps raising the water level so he could drown me

Fortunately, this didn't work

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the technology that Inferno Dragon used trigger a Super Volcanic eruption that spells end of the world.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy excaped into space via an alien spacecraft.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu just noticed that Crazy Elf Boy has now more posts than he.

Fortunately, the alien spacecraft included a time machine which accidentially brought CEB to a time where he had 0 posts.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I wanated them BACK

Fortunately, you were so nice you just gave them back

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, that made Mikachu angry.

Fortunately, Mikachu posted a few thousand times to increase his postcount past CEB's.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, all of his posts were spam

Fortunately, he realized this and apologized to everyone for spamming

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was warned by the relevant moderators.

Fortunately, there was this bigger spammer than he is and the adminstration staff from TPM is busy dealing with him.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that bigger spammer was Mikachu's other alterago and he got in trouble twice.

Fortunately, he explained that someone hacked into that account and start spamming all over TPM.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the hacker is Mikachu's father

Fortunately, Mikachu's was willing to forgive his dad

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, Mikachu's mom won't forgive his dad.

Fortunately, Mikachu is able to convince his mom into forgiving her husband.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he won't be able to convince her why Mikachu's was looking at porn.

Fortunately, the power went out.