oxymoron cause it sounds funnier
Sandwich: Ham and Cheese or Roast Beef?
Hmm... subtly crude vs. overtly crude... I'll go with subtly crude. Family Guy it is.
Rhetorical question or oxymoron?
oxymoron cause it sounds funnier
Sandwich: Ham and Cheese or Roast Beef?
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Roast Beef Sandwich because Roast Beef is more succulent than Ham and Cheese, at least that's what i think.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Roast beef 'cuz I don't like eating things that are as smart as I am.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Rottweiler or German shepherd?
German Shepherd. From what I've seen, at least, that breed tends to be a tad tamer than that of the rottweiler.
Punch or kick?
One was a movie. You chose the guy without the genitalia.Originally Posted by darktyranitar
kick. If they suddenly pull out a knife it wont hurt as much.
kiss or lick?
Kiss I guess...
TMNT (1987-1996, aka the original 'toon), or TMNT (2003-, the current series)?
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
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TMNT. I used to watch the original series a long, long time ago. I doubt the new one measures up.
Burn or poison?
Poison 'cause at least it doesn't cut your Attack.
Your mom or your dad?
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Lesser of two evils, my mother.
Snake-handling or firewalking?
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snakehandling probably
Kingler or Quagsire?
Kingler
fried chicken or grilled chicken
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Fried chicken
Chicken nuggets or popcorn chicken (both from KFC)?
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Popcorn chicken. I wasn't even aware that KFC made nuggets.
Poor service or mediocre food?
Mediocre food - having a half-decent burger at BK is a lot better than waiting on line at Taco Bell for 45 minutes.
That's a true story, sad as it sounds...
Alien or Predator?
(gives Mega Horny 'the eye')
Alien. Their movies were way better, plus they don't look stupid, plus they don't rely on stupid gadgets, plus, they kill mexicans. Seriously though, the Alien movies 1 and 2 rocked. Predators are homosexual. Not that theres anything wrong with being gay ^^, I'm just trying to say that Aliens pwn Predators.
Mute or Deaf
Mute
eagles or falcons (i'm referring to the animals not the sport teams)
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Eagles as they are bigger and stronger.
Milkshakes or Smoothies?
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Smoothies -- better for you, more natural
Stall or urinal
Stall
barbeque sauce or honey mustard sauce
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
I guess BBQ... I don't think 'honey' and 'mustard' belong anywhere near each other, personally...
(OK, I'm asking what was more enjoyable to see here; if you didn't see either, just say which you would enjoy more.)
Paris Hilton get speared in the head in House of Wax or Redman get gutted like a fish in Seed of Chucky?
hilton
Diane Keaton or Meryll Streep
Diane Keaton
heracross or pinsir
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Heracross. Megahorn > all.
Invisibility or teleportation?
teleportation
Ray Charles or Ray Larvitar
Ray Charles, that was a good movie
Shower in the morning or shower in the evening?
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shower in the evening
salamance or dragonite
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Dragonite
MEtagross or Ttar
Salamence - Dragonite looks too lame. Whenever I see it, I keep hearing that old Puff the Magic Dragon song...
Power over water or power over fire?
Power over fire. After all, fire can beat water... just make it evaporate!
Swing or slide?
depends. Water slide only. if not, swing.
Give it Away or Under the Bridge
Give it Away
ice cream or water ice
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Ice Cream because nobody can't resist it. Well maybe there are some people who can resist it.
Christmas or Halloween?
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Christmas. Halloween lost its appeal after age 15.
chimpanzees or orangutangs?
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Orangutans, because primates that nobody can spell are fun!
"Sweet Child o' Mine" or "Paradise City"?
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My ASB A-Team: Qwerty (Magneton), Cici (female Shuckle), Pudge (male Persian), Fuji (male Torkoal), Light (Starmie), Matthias (male Flygon) (six others)
Sweet child o mine. It sounds more familliar.
Iron Maiden or Metallica?
Please take it easy~
Metallica
galic bread or cheese bread
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
garlic bread. ^_^
really cool pictures in your siggy OR really cool words/quotes
pretty banner made by wurz ^^
I'm Over the Top! AKIRA SHOCK.
finally I have an asb banner ^^U
really cool pics
The girl of your dreams dates you but doesnt love you -- an average girl loves you
The average girl. I hate hollow relationships, and dreams are better dreamt than lived.
Baccarat or blackjack?
The Place That Is No More - Because the world needed to hear me rant and rave.
My ASB A-Team: Qwerty (Magneton), Cici (female Shuckle), Pudge (male Persian), Fuji (male Torkoal), Light (Starmie), Matthias (male Flygon) (six others)