<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[classy_cat18]

Granted. You are now the ruler of Jupiter (you didn't say which world).

I wish I had a real Umbreon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it turns out to be a total nightmare, wrecking everything in sight, it is expensive to feed and you have to get shots every time it scratches you.

I wish I had my planet that is inhabited with people.

[sweetheartupton]

Granted. But the people are mutants that turn on you and eat you.

I wish I was a tiger that could fly.

[kitsun]

Granted. You now have two kinds of poachers to fend off!

I wish I had a ref for my two ASB battles.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but they are bribed by your opponent to make sure they win every match no matter the situation.

I wish I could just complete one ASB match so I could get some points.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get accused of cheating and lose your points

I wish the earth could never be destroyed no matter what happens

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But nuclear winter destroys every person on earth.

I wish every day had 36 hours.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but thanks that, school days are longer, work days are longer and assignments take so longer you have no time to enjoy life.

I wish I could come with an invention so huge that I will be famous in the future.

[kitsun]

Granted. The invention is so huge it throws the earth out of orbit and into the sun.

I wish I could. Yes, just that I could.

[Fett One]

Granted, you were able to kill your parents, which landed you in jail, and then from there into the electric chair

I wish I wish only evil people have to die

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you suddenly turned evil. So thanks to your own wish, you have to die.

I wish I could come with an exciting game that blow all of the games in this forum out of the water.

[kitsun]

Granted. The game is spectacular! However, the internet is hacked and competely eradicated as soon as your game is approved.

I wish I could think of an untwistable wish.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Your wish is to be shredded in a meat grinder, and it's pretty hard to make that worse. (Nonetheless, guess what! You're in pieces.)

I wish One Piece would be taken off the air.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but what replaces it is a really awful terrible soul shattering anime whose name is so hard to pronounce that you don't even know the name of the show that you are watching. So you can't complain about the show if you don't know its name. (Also all websites about the show are down for no various reason.)

I wish someone would twist this wish in the most weirdest way possible.

[Fett One]

Granted

I wish people understand the point of this post without me having to explain it later

[kitsun]

Granted. All lurkers understand the post. However, all active players misunderstand your post and flame you to death out of anger.

I wish I was better at this game.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you are so great at this game so everytime you rub it in the other player's faces, you are sent death threat PMs saying that you are annoying and will die a horrible terrible death. And one says that you will explode when you post your next wish on this topic.

I wish everybody member at Pokemasters forum could post at least one fanfic to see how creative they are.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it turns out that 95% of the people here suck at writing, so mr_pikachu makes it his duty to kill overbody since he is the grammar nazi, lol

I wish mr_pikachu wasn't a grammar nazi

[kitsun]

Granted. Instead, he is the Grammer Terminator! He hunts down and kills all who mis-punctuates, misspells, and uses incomplete sentances. ( about 99% of the populus)

I wish for more wishes!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you can use them when it is an emergency otherwise you will begin to feel great pain if you use them unwisely.

I wish I had a shampoo that actually worked.

[Fett One]

Granted but you go completely bald before you get a chance to use it

I wish to own all of my favorite tv shows and movies on DVD

[kitsun]

Granted. The DVD is 3 hours long. It contains 5 seconds of every episode of every tv show and movie you like. As an added bonus, it contains 30 minutes
of every episode of every tv show and movie you hate.

I wish I had a new car without it being stolen, wrecked, exploded, and generally nothing bad happening to IT or ME! And it needs to be cheap on gas! A real car, not a play car.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Massive upheavals of earth destroy every single road and path on the planet, rendering the car useless without even touching it.

I wish I were the perfect socialite.

[Fett One]

Granted but your so perfect that people think your stuck up and want to have nothing to do with you

I wish to be afraid of nothing

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it turns out "nothing" is a demon that feeds on your dreams at night, which it turns them into nightmares and you will be a total wreck for the rest of your life.


I wish I was afraid of everything.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the gods misunderstand your wish: You shall be afraid of Minna only, a Finnish girl whose name means 'everyone' in Japanese!

I wish I hadn't broken anything today (I broke my glasses and a coffee pot).

[Fett One]

Granted, you brother/sister (I don't know which you have) gets blamed for the broken items and loses an arm as punishment

I wish everyone looked indentical

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a crime lord wants some assassinated (this was before the wish) so when he shows a picture, it looks like everyone else so the assassin kills everyone in the world including the crime lord and himself.

I wish Fett One didn't wish for that certain wish.

[kitsun]

Granted. Now everyone looks like noone, thus vanishing the populus from existance.

I wish I had wishes in real life that wasn't twisted.

[Fett One]

Granted but you don't live long enough to enjoy the wishes

I wish people were more tolerant of each other

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is causes them to psycho and makes them want to kill everyone.

I wish I had all the TV Shows on five DVDs (meaning that they are compressed so they can fit on 5 DVDs ... if you didn't get it at first.)

[firepokemon]

Granted. Unfortunately the picture and sound is so distorted you'd be better off watching 70s anime and not only that, but one of the dvds is broken and now you've lost a whole decade of tv shows.

I wish for strawberries and cream and some ginger beer and to live in England during the 20s.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get food poisoning from the strawberries, cream and some ginger beer and since it's the 20's medicine isn't advance enough to save you so you die

I wish everyone was drunk

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You've just forced everyone in the world to drink until they died from alcohol poisoning.

I wish everyone in the world was sober.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, since being drunk is what causes people to be funny ... the world is less funny ... and then it explodes.

I wish I had a indestructrable car.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gets stolen by the government so they can lear to replicate it

I wish for a hover car

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you just wished it for me.

I wish firepokemon posted more.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he borrows the book of "Mega Horny" and starts spamming, annoying and pestering everyone so that you soon wished that he didn't post more.

I wish I could be in a musical.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You get one line. And it's spoken.

I wish I had a good career.

[Hinoryu]

Granted. You get a job as a body double for a famous figure. Because hey, it pays well, even if it ups your chances of being shot.

I wish I could get all the files off my old hard drive that burned out.