GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it will take you 500 years to kill all of those people

Fortunately, you developed a serum that yill give you super speed which will decrease amount of time it will

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the serum takes five days to activate

Fortunately several warriors appear willing to help you with the army of people requiring destruction.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I wanted to kill all the Finns by very sadistic means with my army.

Fortunately, all the Finns escaped to Sweden.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Swedes were crazy as well and when the Finns moves over, they started to hunt and killed all of them. First by cutting and disecting the limbs, secondly the skin was slowly peel off in layers and lastly the muscles were plucked out by force.

Fortunately, Mikachu was the last surviving Finn.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was the last of his kind

Fortunately, he liked being the last Finn

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, he had no one to talk to in finnish

Fortunately, there was still us on TPM

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I could not speak Finnish with you either.

Fortunately, I forgot Finnish in a very short time because I couldn't speak it with anyone and could then better concentrate on English, Chinese, Japanese, French, Swedish and German.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, people stopped speaking those languages as well

Fortunately, you were still able to learn klingon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the world was about to be destroyed by Klingons

Fortunately, Mikachu used his amazing ability of speaking klingon to ask the to go away

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I accidentially asked them to attack a new planet TORI013 because I couldn't speak Klingon language well enough.

Fortunately, TORI013 was uninhabited.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, a nearby planet think that they will be attacked next.

Fortunately, they had a peace talk with us to clear the misunderstanding.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they didn't like the end results

Fortunately, they decided to cut their loses by going home

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, it had been destroyed

Fortunately, the found a new planet

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, it had an uncomfortable gravity.

Fortunately, some of them were good at levitation.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, 95% of them weren't good at levitation

Fortunately, they developed a gravity device that made gravity normal for them

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the machine then malfunctioned.

Fortunately, the result wasn't life-threatening.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately Pikachu came along with Patamon and their cuteness just destroyed everyone.

Fortunately Hello Kitty quickly dealt with them.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Patamon was able to digivolve to Angemon and defeat Hello Kitty

Fortunately, Angemon allowed Hello Kitty to live

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Hello Kitty being the heartless Japanese cuteness Icon that it is, turned back on to angemon and destroyed it with its unrelentless tiny kitten paws

Fortunately, this really didn't do anything

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, 'pata' is pot in Finnish language and it's quite easy to break one.

Fortunately, that does not do a thing either.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I did not understand the last three replies made to this topic since they did not make any sense to me and I was unable to continue on with the chain.

Fortunately, I could come up with a new one for us to continue on.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you were suddenly hit by a car

Fortunately, te doctors were able to save your life

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was still paralyzed from the waist down

Fortunately, a scientist built an exoskeleton that he can wear which allows him to walk

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Dark-san was hit by a car again.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy and I were brought to justice because it were us who posted these replies in this topic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, we were both held prisoner by Ganondorf

Fortunately, Link saved us

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Link took you 2 to the 7 sages

Fortunately, the sages decided to let you both go with only a slap on the wrist

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, we would have deserved something worse.

Fortunately, there's always the twisted wishes game where everyone are punished.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that topic was soon spammed by newbies.

Fortunately, the newbies were given an intelligence potion to make them smarter so they wouldn't spam as much.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they become so smart they figured out how to take over the TPM without any bloodshed

Fortunately, everyone liked having them controlling TPM

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they became corrupt and let all their newbie freidns join up and gave them moderific powers then they did the same thing (etc etc etc) till TPM was overrun by spammers.

Fortunately, we lead a great revolution against our spamming oppressors

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, this couldn't be done without violence.

Fortunately, we used a new whacking game for the purpose.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the newbies invented a interactive system that would allow them to whack TPM members by just participating in the game.

Fortunately, none of the newbies participated in the whacking game since they were so addicted to IMVU.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, someone destroyed IMVU

Fortunately, this scared the newbs and they left

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this new opening brought older more seasoned spammers

Fortunately, we convinced them to leave through interpretive dance

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, I was bad at dancing.

Fortunately, the other members helped me out.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, they were also bad at dancing.

Fortunately, you don't have to be good at dancing to make someone want to leave with it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the dance was so bad that they were all forbidden from doing it ever again

Fortunately, someone filmed it so everyone can watch it over and over again

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, showing the film became an accepted penalty.

Fortunately, it also replaced death sentence everywhere.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, some death row convicts liked the film

Fortunately, they were "dispatched" the old way

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, there bodies were tossed onto the streets

Fortunately, the garbage men got rid of the bodies