<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but because of you that they stopped they send all backloaded games to your house

I wish I had the power to make people do what I want

[Fett One]

Granted but it only works on each person once

I wish people could no longer make wishes

[firepokemon]

Granted, your wish is granted and no more people can make wishes. This causes a huge amount of anger and frustration leading to people everywhere around the world who wanted to make a wish, coming for Fett One. One Sunday lazy afternoon Fett One was enjoying his lemon drink and apple pie, sitting down on the porch relaxing in the sun. First appeared one person and then another and then another and soon, there were hundreds if not thousands of people at the house that Fett One lived. Fett One sitting in his chair, swayed back and forth in fear of his lives. Soon one man said, "hey you Fett One, we want our wishes back". Fett One looked high above thinking to himself, "If only I didn't make the wish". Soon the thousands of people approached the porch, looking for that one spot to stab Fett One to death. Soon a knife entered Fett One's body and he began to bleed. Bleeding Fett One continued to ponder the wish he made and as the thousands left the porch and ultimately his house. Fett One lay down bleeding terribly thinking of the the mistakes that one wish would make.

I wish that my dog wouldn't annoy me constantly wanting me t play with his sticky and disgusting toy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, now it just poops in your house everywhere

I wish I could go invisible when I feel like it

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it only work when you feel mad and it goes off if you feel happy. And if you ever feel sad, you will explode.

I wish that in the Last Harry Potter book, Lupin, George, Snape and Mad Eye Moody didn't die. (There are a lot that died in that book but I choose those four for a reason .... which I am not telling you.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they don't die. On the other hand, as soon as you open the book, you will die.

I wish Inferno_Dragon couldn't die.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now he is doomed to walk the earth alone forever

I wish that I could do anything I wanted

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but now you have an extremely tight schedule, so you can't do as many things as you want in one day.

I wish that people had a natural immunity to sunburns.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that doesn't make you immune to the ultraviolet waves coming from the sun to the earth and since you think you are imnune, you will be unware that you won't be safe from a huge UV Ray that is just hit and then you catch on fire so you end up with 3rd Degree Burns or what is worse than 3rd Degree burns.

I wish I was a resident of Eureka.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can never leave and your love ones can never visit you, which leaves you very lonely

I wish to pilot the millenium falcon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is only a tiny scale model

I wish I was a fighter pilot

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but on your first mission to defend your country, your airplane suddenly explodes without any warning, and you die instantly in the explosion.

I wish that terrorists never existed.

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes a population boom that results in the earth's destruction since it couldn't handle the number of people living their.

I wish to have the power to control demons

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you can only control lower level demons. And you are accused by the demon king of trying to take any of his demons away so he banishes you to a realm where you are tortured 24/7.

I wish I could be friends with all dragons.

[firepokemon]

Granted you befriend all dragons but then after 50 years being friends with Dragons, a baby dragon dies. Not from your doing, it just happened that the baby dragon had a certain virus that could never be fixed but because you were taking care of the baby dragon the dragons got mad.

First the fire dragons breathed fire, then the water dragons sprayed water and then other dragons clawed you and dragons all over the world let out one huge cry that alerted other dragons and before you know you were dead. But this also resulted in dragons being so fearful of all humans that they would attack the humans themselves. Of course humans somehow striked back and it was the end of the dragons and eventually they became just a legend.

I wish my brain could write stories.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since your brain needs to write them it pops out of your head and leaves for England to write magnificent stories leaving you brain dead

I wish I had the power to make my imagination real

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you can't control it very well. Especially when you think of terrible things which instead of attacking others they attack you.

I wish I could see the future.

[Fett One]

Granted but the images are so great that they cause you to become blind

I wish to be immune to all poisons

[firepokemon]

Granted, Fett One becomes immune to all poisons. However, there are consequences to such actions. For you see, as one person becomes immune to poisons, other people as a result become more exposed and thus hundreds then thousands and ultimately billions of people die.

I wish I could think of a wish right now but I can't.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you invent something but get frustrated because it won't be granted because the wish was so hard.

I wish my Playstation 3 worked better with the games it doesn't.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it works well, only with XBOX games though

I wish things would happen the way it does in my mind

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you only think of horrible things and only horrible things will happen. And if you happen to think of a horrible thing that will happen to you, well let's just say things might not be pretty.

I wish I was a famous fantasy author.

[Fett One]

Granted. You become famous for writing the worst fantasy stories in history.

I wish for universal peace

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the world becomes boring.

I wish for anarchy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but in the midst of this horrible rabble and chaos you are shivved in the kidneys with a knife dying in a horrible way.

I wish that violence would leave the world and everything would be at peace

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but while it is peace on earth, it is war in the universe so we don't have any way of protecting ourselves when an alien warship blows earth up leaving us to find planet "Bob" which we will find has also been blown up.

I wish I had the power to blow things up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You go to a big city and blow your nose just to notice you have gained an ability to blow up nearby buildings doing so and accidentially wipe out some districts. Then you go to a shop and begin to feel cold again. You try to avoid blowing your nose, but fail and blow your nose and blow up the whole shop, with yourself inside it.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy's wishes were granted to me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then your wishes are granted by someone else and not me

I wish I had a car

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is a really an alien car in disguise and you learn that it hates human so it tries to kill you every chance it gets.

I wish Chocolate Chips rained from the skies.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone eventually dies of dehydration since it no longer rains water, thus depleting the worlds water supply

I wish to see the new Indiana Jones movie

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's not the real version they show in cinemas but a new Indiana Jones movie made by me and it sucks.

I wish I could make my own movie.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the critics hated hated it and you cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried some more.

I wish my Jug would hurry up and boil

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but by the time it finally boils, you are 100 years old and then you die of a heart attack.

I wish I could find the first Grand Theft Auto game (you know the 2D Graphic game where the view was top down.)

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to pay me $200 for my copy of it (I really do have it)

I wish super heroes were real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you realize they WERE real and aren't anymore. Yes, I know the grammatical rule about I wish-sentences, but I think nobody has granted a wish this way in the game before.

I wish someone else had a better twist for Fett One's wish.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you don't like the response to what I am about to say. Now they are real, you realize that they aren't as impressive as you thought they were. You realize that they are just like you except with certain abilities. So you don't like superheroes anymore and don't want to be rescued by any of them so you die in a accident.

I i h h n x c u l p s s o k d i e h s.
w s t e e t o p e o t l o e l k t i

[Crazy Elf Boy]

G a t d u t i r a l h r t a d h s a e y u h a e p o e
r n e b t h s e l y a d o n t i m k s o r e d x l d .

I i h h t o e n w u d o o e h n c o .
w s t a s m o e o l d s m t i g o l

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Suotu, mutta soin sen suomeksi.

Granted, but I granted it in Finnish.

I wish I knew what Inferno_Dragon and Crazy Elf Boy meant.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so crazy that you are driven mad and your friends look you up in a insane hospital beneath the crusts of the earth.

I wish they made a 3d version of Chip's Challenge.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it comes obsolete because it is never as good as number 2

I wish people could read my last post