GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.9 (M.A. Zak)

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, she worked for the space pirates

Fortunately, Seamus arrived to help Link fight the space pirates

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately Seamus was very very slow

Fortunately, Link didn't need help

(God I can't think of anything else)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the space pirates needed.

Fortunately, they were the bad guys.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bowser helped them since he is also a bad guy

Fortunately, Mario joined up with Link

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Mario and Link began to argue about an incident that took place back when Mario Brothers was on NES.

Fortunately, they were now older and possibly more wise and became slowly to forget that incident.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they still argue anyways.

Fortunately, Pikachu used his Thundershock to break the fight up.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Mario had a heart attack as a result of the thundershock

Fortunately, he didn't die

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this meant weeks and weeks in hospital.

Fortunately, this was what Mario required, plenty of rest and relaxation.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, this made it very easy for Bowser to kidnap Princess Peach again.

Fortunately, Luigi promised Mario he'd set out to rescue the princess in Mario's stead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Luigi didn't know where to look

Fortunately, Toad and Yoshi agreed to help Luigi

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they had the whole Super Mario Galaxy plus Pokemon world plus Legend of Zelda world to search.

Fortunately, they found walkthroughs for those games from internet.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the walkthroughs were so complicated, they got lost a lot.

Fortunately, Link had a spare map and compass to help in the search.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the compass could only be used to find Ganon

Fortunately, Ganon knew where Bowser took the princess

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Bowser had become an Elite Four member and he demanded Luigi, Yoshi and Toad to fight him with Pokemon to get the princess back.

Fortunately, the Pokemon walktrough helped a lot now.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, all the Pokemon that Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad had were Normal types.

Fortunately, they knew moves of many various types.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bowser was using mewtwo

Fortunately, mew decided to battle for Luigi

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Mew fainted

Fortunately, Luigi had a Max Revive

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, after Mew was revived, Mewtwo forced him to use Explosion.

Fortunately, the explosion was beautiful.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, mew disagreed

Fortunately, mew had fainted so his opinion didn't really matter

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, 20 years later the legendary pair of Mew and Mewtwo were forgotten. Instead the likes of Cloud Forme Shaymin were the real legendaries.

Fortunately, someone decided to make Dark Forme Mew and Dark Forme Mewtwo. OOh they became ever darker. Oh and you'll find them only in AMERICA.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Australian and New Zealanders wanted them

Fortunately, they got them

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they turned against Australians and New Zealanders.

Fortunately, some gods intervenend.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, those gods then enslaved Australia and New Zealander

Fortunately, Xena arrived with her god killing powers

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, Xena got old and useless.

Fortunately, in a one night stand with Hercules they bore a child.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the child was a freak having only one eye.

Fortunately, Ulysses didn't want to kill cyclops anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, other people did

Fortunately, everyone was afraid of Xena and Hercules so they left the kid alone

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the people hired a mythical creature bounty hunter

Fortunately, he was easily defeated by Hercules and Xena

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they killed the bounty hunter.

Fortunately, the bounty hunter's son wanted to continue what his father had done.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his mother didn't want him to follow in his father's footsteps

Fortunately, he decided to obey his mother

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the son grew older and more rebellious eventually falling in with the wrong crowd and having girlfriend that manipulated the situation.

Fortunately as in your stereotypical stories there always a twist to the story, something completely unexpected.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, some still found the twist predictable.

Fortunately, they dissolved their anger and wrote TPM fanfics where nothing went as expected.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one read those fics

Fortunately, the authors kept writing them anyway since it was fun

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, these writers all forgot to save their work and when a forum upgrade went wrong many threads, thus many stories were deleted.

Fortunately, the fanfic writers wrote new stories.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they lost their ideas and became as slow as I replying in this game. This means it took them a week to write only a few sentences.

Fortunately, the next person is faster.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the next person was only slightly faster than the last person

Fortunately, this was an improvement

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, while they were faster they wrote a grammatically incorrect piece of fanfiction with numerous spelling and punctuation errors.

Fortunately, some people offered to help the writer to fix his story.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the writer felt uneasy when they tried to help him and didn't want help.

Fortunately, they helped him anyway.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the writer got mad

Fortunately, the writer calmed down after a few hours

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the writer disappeared from the forums and the story was incomplete. And because no one thought it was that good in the first place, they decided to leave it. Due to this the board became empty.

Fortunately, in a shining light a new bunch of forumers came along with new ideas and stellar stories and fanfiction was once again enriched with valiant stories.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, a dark shadow rose from the darkness and filled the fanficcers with greed so they used all their strength, power and energy to write stories and slowly they were dying without realizing it.

Fortunately, the stories were valiant stories, ones about friendship, love, hate, war, peace and all the things we long for when we want to read.