[GAME] My Pokemon Wins Yours!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Robots, because, wanted or not, they are replacing people these days.

[Fett One]

Computer virus because even a robot is vulnerable to a cold.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

An anti-virus program because that's how you clean your computer of virus and malware programs.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Porygon-Z because it IS a living computer virus!

[Fett One]

A master ball because not even Porygon-Z has the power to escape from one.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Whiscash because it literally ATE a Master Ball.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Earthquake because it's one of Whiscash's best moves.

[Fett One]

Pidgeot because earthquake has no effect on it.

[Knight of Time]

Zapdos, because it's also a bird in the Pokemon world (legendary too), and not only that, it has a type advantage over Pidgeot.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Articuno, because it's the numero uno of the Legendary Bird Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Moltres because it has the type advantage over Articuno.

[Knight of Time]

A tidal wave, because if it hit a Moltres hard enough, it might not be able to fly.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A tsunami barrier, because that's the way to protect the coastline from tsunami.

[Fett One]

Atomic Bomb, because a tsunami barrier won't do you any good against that.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Balance of Terror, that's the way neither of the conflict participants dares to use nuclear bombs against the other one.

[Fett One]

Superman because he's the best nuclear weapons deterrent.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Kryptonite for obvious reasons.

[Fett One]

Lead because kryptonite is useless against it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Eraser because it can erase what you write down with lead pencil.

[Fett One]

Ink, because an eraser can't get rid of ink.

[Knight of Time]

Acetone, because it can get rid of ink without too much trouble.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Louis Pasteur, because he invented a way to produce Acetone, among other Chemistry-related things.

[Fett One]

Reed Richards, a/k/a Mister Fantastic, because he is one of the greatest inventors ever.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

The Wheel, because that's one of the first and most essential inventions ever.

[Fett One]

Fire because it's the greatest invention of all time

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Water because it KILLS fire!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Grass because it's Super Effective on Water.

[Fett One]

Bugs because they are very effective against grass.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Nerds because they find bugs from programs and games easily.

[Fett One]

Jocks because they always beat nerds.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Jockeys because I didn't find the word 'jock' from my dictionary.

[Fett One]

Jocks refers to sports players.

Horses because jockeys can't do anything without their horse.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Watt, because that's what is used to measure Power, according to SI system, instead of horse power.

[Knight of Time]

Technology, because it can't run without watts, or other forms of electricity.

[Fett One]

Batteries because a lot of technology wouldn't work without them.

[Knight of Time]

Rechargeable batteries, because when it comes to dead batteries, you have to keep throwing them out if they aren't rechargeable.

[Fett One]

Charger because rechargeable batteries won't work without one.

[Knight of Time]

A power outage, because no charger will be able to do its job if the power is off.

[Fett One]

People because people can fix the problem that caused the power outage.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Primates because humans have evolved from primates.