Originally Posted by
Myster Myuu
The buses/trains are normally packed AND they're packed to the brim with the escapees from the asylum. I swear, I've never gotten on the bus without seeing atleast 2 of this town's weirdos sitting on there doing something weird.
Worst of the worst is old Mirvin. This guy is legally blind and legally deaf yet he is always walking around town WITHOUT benefit of a blind person's walking cane. I've seen him nearly get himself run over a dozen times and HE always yells and flips off the drivers LMAO. Also, he cant talk right. When he speaks, it all comes out as though he was mumbling VERY LOUD. To get an accurate idea of this, try sticking a sock in your mouth, plugging your nose, then start yelling random stuff. Sadly, he always talks to people like they can hear him crystal clear. He gets right up in your face and mumble-screams with his garlic breath. If you try and ignore him, he starts ranting irritably about the indecency of people these days (I think thats what hes saying, anyways).
But there is a whole slew of weirdos arounf here. Id list them all, but that would take forever. I think old Mel should about sum it up.