11 captain vs Crazy Elk Boy

[juuichiban-taicho]

crazy elf boy is wandering silenty through the caverns of mist when all of a sudden a whacked out junky with yellow, black and purple hair jumps out from behind a rock holding a deck of cards and screaming "its time to du-du-du-duel". Crazy Elf Boy gives the boy one questioning look before vomiting in the corner. Out of the shadows behind the shameful yugi oh cosplayer comes a man 7 foot tall, hidden by the shadows wielding a sword as tall as he is. With one fell swoop the stranger lops off yugi wannabes head, and propositions the hurling elf for a battle, in no position to refuse crazyelfboy accepts the duel in return for use of the sick bag that mysteriously pops from the strangers bag. "thankyou that stutter was getting on my nervers but,who are you" propositions the elf, "i am the 11th captain" is how the giant replied, "and thats all you need to know"

battlefield : misty caves with the corpse of yugioh off to the side
pokemon: 4
rules: all moves may be used including those confined to a set gender like attract, its their choice ya'no

[Rossymore]

Elk Boy? XD

Anyway, I have come to ref as I have recently finished another reffing.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I will send out my Mudkip Ruddkip.

[juuichiban-taicho]

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO

I slowly reach into my inner kimono pocket and pull out a ball with 3 smoke seals GO Priministomp i squeel in my best impression of miley cyrus

out pops everyones favouritist pokemon mudkip except wait whats that its green and gold?
"thats unfair you copied me" cries crazy elf boy, "i had the mudkip called ruddkip first you control v user" i reply.

[juuichiban-taicho]

"oh its my go next" screams the bear with an anger problem. "you shoulda told me thats how it works i see how it is now"

Quick priministomp use attract, shout him an expensive dinner, follow that up with a doubleteam and dance a jig to make the irish proud with your rain dance

[Rossymore]

Ahh! I don't liek mudkipz!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok use Toxic followed by a Surf to get rid of the clones, finish with Hidden Power.

Toxic ~ Surf ~ Hidden Power

[Rossymore]

Round 1

Well this is a change of scenery, a misty, murky cave. I arrive at the meeting point and see a dead body. I look confused but shake my head. I've seen stranger. Both challengers are there, waiting for me. I step back when I notice the new challenger was over seven feet tall. If he gets angry, he might step on me. I gulp and get into position. I face both challengers and talk to them.
"This will be a 4 VS 4 Pokemon battle between Captain and Elf. There are no banned moves and the Damage Cap is 40%. Elf."
I nod at Elf and he selects a Pokeball. He throws it into the air and it opens. The white light forms the shape of a green Mudkip. Captain smiles and selects his own Pokeball. He throws it and the white light forms the shape of a..green Mudkip. Elf looks positively furious and I facepalm. This should be interesting. I bring my arms up then bring them back down, slicing the air.
"Begin!"

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][F]
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Self Quote: Battle time!
Status: None
Attacks: Attract ~ Double Team ~ Rain Dance

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
Self Quote: Damn copykip
Attacks: Toxic ~ Surf ~ Hidden Power

The mist is low but it reaches the bottom of the Mudkip's chin. Primi begins the round by attracting Ruddkip to fall for him. Rudd looks really unimpressed and throws up in disgust...literally. She spits the purple blob at Primi and he becomes toxicated. Girl power wins again.

[Priministomp: -0% health, -2% energy]
*Toxicated (1%), Rejected*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -5% energy]

Primi looks annoyed and begins to move with blinding speed. Ruddkip shakes her head and waits for Primi to stop. He does stop, with five clones...wait, I mean four clones. Ruddkip sighs and summons forth a wave of water. It comes tumbling through and sweeps away the clones. Primi is swept away as well. After the water is gone, Primi returns looking severely soaked. At least the body's gone.

[Priministomp: -4% health, -12% energy]
*Toxicated (1%)*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -8% energy]

Primi looks quite wet and shakes himself slightly dry. He looks at Ruddkip who was on the verge of laughing. He begins to dance the Irish Macerena...but they were in a cave. Primi groaned with embarassment. Ruddkip laughed and fired off orbs. The orbs changed to a yellow colour and shocked Primi. Being soacked by the Surf didn't help either.

[Priministomp: -14% health, -3% energy]
*Toxicated (1%)*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -5% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric*

Well that was a humiliating round. But to add injury to insult, the poison sets in (-1%)

Ending Stats

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][F]
Health: 81%
Energy: 83%
Self Quote: Oh god damnit!
Status: Toxicated (2% next round)

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
Health: 100%
Energy: 82%
Self Quote: Pfft, loser.
Status: Hidden Power: Electric

Side Notes

1) Primi got rejeccted!

2) We're in a cave meaning weather moves are pointless.

3) Elf and Ruddkip to issue attacks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Just one note I believe Priministomp is Male.

Ok start of by using your Strength to pick up Yugi-oh's corpse and throw it at Priministomp then use Defense Curl then roll around the walls of the cave with Rollout.

Strength ~ Defense Curl ~ Rollout

[Rossymore]

Strange why he used Attract. The corpse has been washed away by the Surf. You may go and find it if you wish but it's gone deep into the cave.

[juuichiban-taicho]

first my mudkip is a homosexual and you are very intolerant, may i also say near the point of homophobic, but here we go

QUICK primi while his running off to find that corpse use surf to wash it further in, then while his spinning around on the wall like crazy cover it in pleghm i mean mud with a mudslap and lastly if he falls attack him withsurf to was him away and to get away yourself if he doesnt fall use it to wash him off the walls

and if it cant rain in the cave spit at the ceiling

besides if elk boy can make a wave i can make some pissy water spout hmmph one sided reffing

[Rossymore]

first my mudkip is a homosexual and you are very intolerant, may i also say near the point of homophobic, but here we go

That's why attract didn't work

and if it cant rain in the cave spit at the ceiling

And that will accomplish...?

besides if elk boy can make a wave i can make some pissy water spout hmmph one sided reffing

You need clouds for rain. Water Pokemon can get water from anywhere but there are still water moves that fail.

I'll ref your match but if you accuse me of being one sided, go find another ref.

EDIT: Moving right along.

Round 2

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][F]
Health: 81%
Energy: 83%
Self Quote: Oh god damnit!
Status: Toxicated (2% next round)
Attacks: Surf ~ Mud Slap ~ Surf

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
Health: 100%
Energy: 82%
Self Quote: Pfft, loser.
Status: Hidden Power: Electric
Attacks: Strength ~ Defence Curl ~ Rollout

Now we begin the second round and Ruddkip has gone off in search of that body. Strange. Doesn't he know he'll get eaten by the KO monster? Ah well, rather him then me. Primi sees this as an advantage and sends a wave through the tunnel and washes Ruddkip away. Now we see if Ruddkip will come back.



Ah! There he is! The body of the pharoah curled around his fin. He throws it at Primi and he's nearly flattened by the weight and throws it off him. The ref sends out his Quilava and incinerates the body. That's that gone.

[Priministomp: -6% health, -5% energy]
*Toxicated (2%)*

[Ruddkip: -4% health, -11% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric*

With the corpse gone, we won't be running of anymore. Ruddkip curled up into a ball and his skin thickened, increasing his defence. Primi, meanwhile, had been mixing dirt and water and slathering it on the walls. This looks interesting.

[Priministomp: -0% health, -8% energy]
*Toxicated (2%)*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -4% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1*

Now that the walls are sticky and muddy, Primi prepares his trap. From his curled up position, Ruddkip launched himself at Primi. Primi jumped out of the way but was hit on the side. This made Ruddkip ricochet off Primi and roll up the wall. Ruddkip became stuck. He tried to dislodge himself and only came off when he was hit by a wave of water. Owch.

[Priministomp: -3% health, -5% energy]
*Toxicated (2%)*

[Ruddkip: -4% health, -6% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1*

Although the round had gone slightly better for Primi, guess what was there to ruin it. (-2%)

Ending Stats

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][F]
Health: 70%
Energy: 65%
Self Quote: That could have gone worse
Status: Toxicated (4% next round)

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
Health: 92%
Energy: 61%
Self Quote: Damn mud.
Status: Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1

Side Notes

1) No more body!

2) Captain and Primi to issue attacks

[juuichiban-taicho]

ok primi use a strong blast of water at that stalagtite and knock it down on ruddkip and while his recovering smash him with a mudslap in the face and use rest

water gun= mudslap = rest

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok start off with a Whirlpool to spray water all around the caves, then follow with Blizzard to freeze all the water on the walls to make the whole arena slick with ice. Then wait till he goes to sleep and use the slick walla to power up a Roll Out.

Whirlpool ~ Blizzard ~ Rollout

[Rossymore]

Round 3

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][M]
70% HP
65% EN
Self Quote: That could have gone worse
*Toxicated (4% next round)*
Attacks: Water Gun @ Staligtite ~ Mudslap ~ Rest

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
92% HP
61% EN
Self Quote: Damn mud.
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1*
Attacks: Whirlpool + Blizzard @ Cave ~ Rollout

So begins the next round. Primi follows orders and looks for a staligtite. There were a few dotted around but the chance of Ruddkip under one is tiny. Primi fumes, stupid chance. Ruddkip frowned, wondering what that Mudkip was doing now. He shrugged and created a Whirlpool that dampened the walls of most of the arena. Primi yelped and moved out of the way.

[Priministomp: -0% health, -2% energy]
*Toxicated (4%)*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -6% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1*

*Walls damp*

With the walls set, Ruddkip starts by cooling the temperature. He gets close to finishing but is slapped round the face with mud. He blinks and tries to get it out of the eyes. Nevertheless, he blasts cold air around the arena and freezes the damp wall. Oooh, pretty.

[Priministomp: -0% health, -4% energy]
*Toxicated (4%)*

[Ruddkip: -3% health, -11% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1*

*Walls frozen*

With the place severely cooled down, Primi does what a Mudkip can do and...falls asleep. Ruddkip curled up into a ball, aimed, and fired himself up the wall. He rolled around a bit but there was no grip so he couldn't turn well. After a while, Ruddkip was going nowhere and decided to stop. Primi still slept.

[Priministomp: +10% health, +10% energy]
*Toxicated (4%), Asleep*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -8% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1*

*Walls frozen*

Sleeping merrily, Primi doesn't even notice the Toxic (-4%)

Ending Stats

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][M]
80% HP
69% EN
Self Quote: Zzzzz
*Toxicated (8% next round), Asleep (4 more actions)*

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
89% HP
36% EN
Self Quote: No damn grip
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1*

*Walls Frozen (4 more actions)*

Side Notes

1) If only Mudkips had snow tyre bodies.

2) Elkf and Ruddkip to issue attacks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Just relax for 3 actions.

Relax x3

[juuichiban-taicho]

sleep talk sleep talk sleep talk

[Rossymore]

Round 4

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][M]
80% HP
69% EN
*Toxicated (8% next round), Asleep (4 more actions)*
Attacks: Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
89% HP
36% EN
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1*
Attacks: Chill ~ Chill ~ Chill

Up next, round 4! We begin with Primi mumbling in his sleep. He stands up and...growls softly. Ruddkip relaxes, what a cute little guy.

[Priministomp: +10% health, +7% energy]
*Toxicated (-8%), Asleep*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, +10% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1*

Primi mumbles some more and stands up again. This time, he looks ready to take any attack Ruddkip throws at him. Rudkip raises an eyebrow and chills some more.

[Priministomp: +10% health, +4% energy]
*Toxicated (-8%), Asleep*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, +10% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1*

Primi mumbles some more and stands up again again. This time (again) he comes up to Ruddkip and bites him. Ruddkip winces but relaxes some more.

[Priministomp: +10% health, +6% energy]
*Toxicated (-8%), Asleep*

[Ruddkip: -4% health, +10% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1*

Still asleep, the poison gets worse for Primi (-8%)

Ending Stats

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][M]
92% HP
86% EN
*Toxicated (16% next round), Asleep (1 more action)*

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
85% HP
66% EN
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1*

Side Notes

1) 1st Sleep Talk was Growl, 2nd was Endure, 3rd was Bite

2) Captain and Primi to issue attacks

[juuichiban-taicho]

alrighty uberturtle start off with a sleeptalk follow it up with a rocksmash then a toxic if you wake up ya lazy bum

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok begin with a Double Team and follow with a Mud-Slap before he Rock Smashes and finish with an Ice Beam.

Double Team ~ Mud-Slap ~ Ice Beam

[Rossymore]

Round 4

Starting Stats

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][M]
92% HP
86% EN
*Toxicated (16% next round), Asleep (1 more action)*
Attacks: Sleep Talk ~ Rock Smash ~ Toxic

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
85% HP
66% EN
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1*
Attacks: Double Team ~ Mud Slap ~ Ice Beam

We begin with the next round! Primi begins to mumble again and gets up. He goes up to Ruddkip and stomps him on the face. But, it goes straight through the Mudkip. Primi awakens and finds himself surrounded by four Mudkip. Oh crud.

[Priministomp: -0% health, -3% energy]
*Toxicated (-16%)*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -12% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1, Clones: 3*

Primi looks around the place and selects a Mudkip. He then charges at said Mudkip and was about to smack it in the face but was hit by some mud from the side. Now blind in one eye, he misinterperets the Rock Smash and misses the Mudkip completely.

[Priministomp: -4% health, -6% energy]
*Toxicated (-16%), Accuracy -1*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -5% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1, Clones: 3*

Primi looks around him again and selects another Mudkip. He begins to cough up the remains of his last meal into a sort of purple gloop. He then fires it at the Mudkip...it disappears. He was then struck by a beam of fozen air which chills him to the bone.

[Priministomp: -3% health, -5% energy]
*Toxicated (-16%), Accuracy -1*

[Ruddkip: -0% health, -6% energy]
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1, Clones: 2*

Toxic reaches its second to last stage. The next stage will hurt...badly (-16%)

Ending Stats

Team of Captain (OOOO)
[Priministomp][M]
79% HP
72% EN
*Toxicated (30% next round MAX), Accuracy -1*

Team of Elf (OOOO)
[Ruddkip][M]
85% HP
43% EN
*Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1, Clones: 2*

Side Notes

1) Done we be.

2) Elf and Ruddkip to issue attacks

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Just relax some more

Relax x3

[Rossymore]

*pokes Captain*

You there?

[Rossymore]

Meh, lost all interest. Captain is DQ'ed and everyone gets f**k all.

Thank you come again!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ahh you can't DQ this match because no DQ timer had been set and neither fighter has forfeited. 11th Captain is currently indisposed with assignments and internet troubles.

[DarkestLight]

Hey Rossy. Hold on. Don't DQ this one just yet. Unlike others that can be-this one still has people willing to battle, So just let it hang on the backburner for a while-and after they get clear of their coursework and they come back -resume it.

Or, alternately, if you don't feel like waiting to ref it, you can pass it to someone else to sub-ref it, and they can take it over instead if you don't feel like waiting?

[Rossymore]

I'll wait.
But only for a couple of days and such.

[Rossymore]

Still waiting...

[Asilynne]

Ill sub ref this Rossy if you dont want to wait.

[Rossymore]

If you really want to. I don't see Captain coming on for a while.
*flees*

[Asilynne]

I dont mind, 11th captain's battle posts make me giggle and it would be fun to ref it XD Ill even factor in the fact that he has a homosexual mudkip ;D

[Rossymore]

Yeah, I'll always enjoy the title. Elk Boy...teehee...

Also, for some reason I have this battle down as a DQ'ed one...do I still get paid for a match that has been sub reffed even though it should be over by now?

There's a feeling that you can't...

[juuichiban-taicho]

alright guys sorry about the wait, u know, uni sucks being capped is worse and had to drag myself away from platinum

ok ruddkippy i mean priministomp
there related i think, we adopted em from the same orphanage
use toxic and then toxic if it doesnt work and toxic again! if it does work give him a tail whip!

[Crystal Tears]

Also, for some reason I have this battle down as a DQ'ed one...do I still get paid for a match that has been sub reffed even though it should be over by now?

Sorry to pop in, just answering Rossymore's question.

You'll get the points if you reffed the majority of the match, however, if Asilynne refs the majority, she gets the points.

[Asilynne]

Ω11th CaptainΩ
VS
¥Crazy Elk Boy¥

4v4 (One at a time), Round Five

. . .Arena. . .
Misty caves with the corpse of yugioh off to the side. There is vomit in one corner. >.>


. . .Important Info. . .
♪DQ Time: None
♪Crazy Elf Boy sent out First.
♪11th Captain attacked First.
♪Banned Moves: all moves may be used including those confined to a set gender like attract, its their choice ya'no

. . .Pre-Round Stats. . .
11th Captain
OOOO

Priministomp, Mudkip (m)
79%HP, 72%EP
Brother against Brother...
Toxicx3 (Sub: Tail Whip)
Toxicated (30% next round MAX), Accuracy -1

VS

Crazy Elk Boy

Ruddkip, Mudkip (m)
85%HP, 43%EP
Just Chillin
Relax~Relax~Relax
Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1, Clones: 2

Asi sings to herself as she trudges into the cave. Turning to the two aussie friends she grinned. "So I herd u liek mudki....er....I mean so I hear you need a new ref?" They nodded as Asi hefted a large heavy object and tossed it in the middle of the arena. It was the body of Yu Gi Oh. "Here guys I think you lost this, I figured it might be yours..."
Stretching she sat down on a rock and started filing her nails. "Things are going to be a bit different with me as your ref..." She began, studying her nails as she spoke. "For one, Rain Dance will work here, it will pull the moisture out of the air to drizzle slightly, after all its the Caverns of Mist." Blowing on her nails slightly she put away the file and brought out her pokedex, tapping at it absently as she spoke. "Second, 11th Captain, your Mudkip is allowed to be gay, however since Elfs mudkip isnt gay it only has a 50% chance of working. Finally, when you run out of energy it will start to drain your health. Keep these things in mind." Adjusting her glasses, she nodded slightly to herself and smiled. "Well then shall we get on with it?"


With the changing of the guard the two Mudkipz decided it was time to continue their battle. Primini makes a vulgar sound and spits up a glob of poisonous goo at Ruddkip...but hits one of the clones instead! The clone shimmers and disappears as Primini curses. Ruddkip cackles and decides to Relax, bringing out an umbrella and lounging as if on a beach.

(Elf: +8%EP) (Capt: -5%EP)

Severly pissed off at seeing the two Ruddkips enjoy their day at the beach, Primini spits at them again...hitting the last clone! Suddenly alone, Ruddkip doesnt seem to care as he continues to Relax, sipping a pina colada and playing a ukulele.

(Elf: +8%EP) (Capt: -5%EP)

Finding this business pretty ridiculous Primini runs up to the Ruddkip and spits right in his face as hes taking a drink. Thats just disgusting. Ruddkip is feeling pretty poisoned, but chalking it up to the alcohol he still tries to Relax. Primini however feels sick himself and throws up off to the side.

(Elf: +8%EP, -1%HP (tox)) (Capt: -5%EP, -30%HP(tox))

. . .End Round Stats. . .
11th Captain
OOOO

Priministomp, Mudkip (m)
49%HP, 57%EP
Brother against Brother...
Toxicx3 (Sub: Tail Whip)
Toxicated (30% next round MAX), Accuracy -1

VS

Crazy Elk Boy
OOOO

Ruddkip, Mudkip (m)
84%HP, 67%EP
Just Chillin
Relax~Relax~Relax
Hidden Power: Electric, Defence +1, Accuracy -1, Attack -1,Toxiced: 2% next round.

. . .Special Notes. . .
♪I rolled dice for the Toxic vs Clones accuracy.
♪Toxic will follow the same rules Rossy laid out for simplicity's sake.
♪I apologise for taking so long to post this ^-^()

~11th Captain to attack next!~

[Rossymore]

That's ma Toxic, simplicity is simple!

[juuichiban-taicho]

ok priministomp I am sick of that poison so use refresh and then hit ruddy with a hidden power then hit the bastard with stomp.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Damn he found out Mudkip could refresh. Anyway while he is using his refresh use one yourself. Then follow that up with 2 Iron tails.

Refresh ~ Iron Tail x2

[juuichiban-taicho]

Meh bit bored assilyne is away for a little while it appears so im gonna write the interlude story


A bright flash fills the cave as ruddkip escapes from the confinement of his green and gold ski suit. "Ah thats ruddy better" exclaims the newly revealed muddly kippington. "Bloody suit was tight, oi you ceb, yeh you, NO, i told you that suit is way to tight, me ankles around me ear, and why is the mask completely zipped up, i can hardly breathe let alone wow the opposing player with my extroadinary intellect". "well thats the idea" replied ceb, " most people arent used to the idea of a talking pokemon, and your elitist attitude hardly helps". " Gosh i waited so long to voice these concerns and thats all you have to say", shouted the angry axolotl, "and where the devil has me ruddy cane got to!"

Priministomp observing the chaos occuring over the other side of the cave in this brief respite from fighting sighed loudly and rolled over and started working on this weeks crossword in the daily mirror.

YE thats right your mudkip might be able to talk BUT MINE HAS A DEGREE IN LITERATURE NYAH NYAH

[Asilynne]

Im sorry guys I was looking forward to reffing this battle because you both are a lot of fun and have awesome senses of humor, but Ill be moving soon and I dont want to keep you all waiting for a month or so >.< Ill try to find you a sub ref though and if its still going on when I get the net again then Ill definately gladly take it back over. Im really sorry T.T