I guess I'll post a follow-up then.
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MY BOSS IS A DOUCHEBAG
second entry
So there's this new girl at work; she's in the seafood department, and likes to talk (to anyone, it would seem). She initiates conversation with her and I find that she's a pretty cool person to talk to. However, despite the numerous claims that a male cannot possibly interact with a female of his species without it leading somewhere, we prove that to be otherwise. I can't speak for her, but I have no intentions for this coworker-coworker relationship to evolve into anything more than what it is.
However, this is where Mr. Douchebag comes back into play. He sees us talking many times, because that's usually what coworkers do to ease the suffering of actually having to work for a deadbeat company like Winn-Dixie, and automatically assumes that there's a spark there. Every now and then, he talks to me with a stupid grin upon his features, "So, you guys datin' yet?"
"Of course not. Why would we?"
"Well, I'm jus' saying because she likes you and all."
News to me. I mean, I am pretty dense, but I was certain that his claim was incorrect. Nonetheless, I told her this and she gave me the same reaction that I gave my boss - a blank stare leading to a "WTF?" expression. A few days pass by, and my boss's boss comes up to me with the same curiosity, "When're you gonna ask [her] out." I've refrained from using her actual name for obvious reasons.
"I didn't know i was supposed to."
I tell her this information and she reacts in a similar fashion as before - blank stare; "WTF?" expression. Normally, people would assume that's she's denying this, or at least that's what my peers are telling me. However, I theorize that if she's been denying it for this long (whilst so many people claim otherwise), she's gotta be telling the truth.
But, in all fairness, my boss is a douchebag and therefore lacks common sense.
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