The internet's a pedophile.
*puts an airplane in its drink*
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/interne....ap/index.html
it is 35 years young. here's to another 35 years, big guy.
The internet's a pedophile.
*puts an airplane in its drink*
It doesn't look a day over 29.
to the internet
yay for it. :O
homeofmew
(homeofmew#1337)
Feel my wrath! *poisons internet's drink*
I'm back.
From a single grey 15 foot cable to a network that spans the entire world in just 35 years. Go internet! Imagine where you'll be in another 35 years.
happy birthday internet, and good job to al gore.. I mean, he did create it.
Happy birthday!
“I always say if you’re going to get shot, do it in a hospital.”
-House
the internet's 35 years old?
Yay for this. My own dad actually had a part in the creation... he says if the internet was a handspan across, he'd be maybe the edge of a fingernail in the scheme of things. But yeah. Happy birthday internet.
Please, don't make me shoot you.Originally Posted by Octillery
Anyway, happy birthday to the net.
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Alright. Thanks for destroying the social lives of millions! Good work and happy bday, internet!
happy birthday internet hun :---*
your father is a liar.Originally Posted by Mewtwo-D2
happy birthday !!
Happy birthday, Internet, I love you! Even though you have a beard.
Happy birthday, Internet, I love you! Even though you are perverted and weird!
(Atom and his Package lyrical reference)
happy birthday
They grow up so fast dont they? Happy Birthda Internet! Why it was just liek yesturday i remember when it took 1 hour to downlaod a simple song, if not longer, but now, on its 35th birthday... It just makes me cry *wipes a tear away from eye*
Randy for us poor dial up people it still does take over an hour! Well if you have a stupid computer like mine!!
Happy birthday!
Lol, well dial up has gotten a little quicker! Did you see that 70's style advert for Tscali Broadband? n the 70's it took about 30 - 40 seconds to downlaod a green number picture of a bunny rabbit!
And if your computer is stupid, defrag it Makes it sooo much faster *looks at computer tower*
Happy birthday, internet! We only have you to thank for creating an entirely new section of criminal behavior. Go you!
Actually, shazza, he's not a liar. He was a colonel in Air Force Intelligence and was assigned to write some codes to protect military information sharing from mainstream traffic. The codes were used in the creation of the early military and civilian internet. It was a miniscule part, but it was still a part.
Ah, Internet, without your astounding aid in communications I'd most likely be single at this point, have no clue about half of the bands I really love and be forced into finding other ways to waste my time. Gawd bless ya.
ANTIASH SUPERSTAR
The 21st Century Manachu Boy
I'm not even angry; I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive!
Thank you internet, for pretty much giving nerds / anti-social people a way to escape their lives from time to time / all the time. Congratulations.
Also, I agree with shazza, your dad is a liar. Anything he says is not true.
People in the air force and stuff did make the internet, it was made originally for millatary uses and to comunicate with out enemys being able to pic up on it.
35 years and 1 day today internet