[b]I downloaded the rumble, I don't really care about WWE much anymore, but the rumble is normally fun.
The cruisermatch to start the show off was alright. I don't know if you watch Ring of Honor(biggest indy fed in the US), but if you did you would know just how wasted guys Like London and Jamie Noble are. London is one of the best fliers ever and is pretty good on the mat, and Noble has technical ablity only rivaled by guys like Angle and Beniot.
I don't think the womens match was as bad as you claimed it to be, it wasn't good, but I was expected far far worse.
I skipped JBL/Boogeyman, and the two title matches because I didn't really care about them. It's crap that Cena won the belt back.
I found the rumble itself pretty good, not as good as the last couple years, but the rumble has been really really good since 2003. I am really glad Mysterio won the rumble. He's easily the most over face on smackdown. While he is a bit over rated in the ring he is certainly better than Undertaker, Batista, Henry, and JBL and all of them have main evented over the last year. Also his size makes him the perfect underdog. Although from the sounds of it he is gonna lose his wrestlemania title shot to Orton at no way out. Bummer.