Three Billion Reasons You're Obsessed with Pokemon/TPM

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I'm pretty everyone knows how this works... err.... post at least three every post, and DON'T repeat. Thanks. (Also add pokemon or TPM depending on which one it represents)


To start us off...

1) You write your name, current location and number of minutes you've been alive on a piece of paper before jumping off of a cliff, thinking you'll restart back on the cliff again afterwards(POKEMON)

2) You actually restart your game hundreds of times just to get a shiny one-time pokemon like Metagross, Zapdos or Sceptile(POKEMON)

3) You hear about a terrorist attack on the radio and go to New York thinking a 10 year-old kid can stop them single handedly with his array of multicolored balls(POKEMON)

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I'm assuming this is a game and games need to be approved by a PCG mod or Zak or Lady Vulpix. If this is just a poll, PM me so I can reopen it