Coming Out

[Mega Horny]

I've decided to reveal my big secret.














K, I'm actually 14. I lied about my age cuz Im popular at my school and I didnt want anyone to know I like Pokemon. Also, I thought the community would be more accepting of a 16 year old. Know you're either thinking, "Ack! I dont like him anymore!" or "Whoa he is one cool 14 year-old."

Probably the latter, seeing as I'm the coolest guy ever and should be worshipped.






Anyway, yeah. Discuss.

[Blademaster]

...Um, that's great and all, MH, but I don't think anyone really cares...


Well, at least I don't. I mean, whether you're 14 or 16 isn't a big deal to me - you're still a cool guy.

And you're still the only Hawaiian dude at TPMF, which makes you the coolest person here, as depicted in this chart:

Mega Horny
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The Mods
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The 'Commoners' (AKA The Non-Mods)
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RaZoR LeAf (not the Mod, the character from Chris 2.0's story [because nothing is more uncool than being mean])
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Me (OK, almost nothing... :p


-Blade

[Dark-San]

[b][size=3] It is only 2 years of age difference. Meh, it doesn't matter of anyone really. Now did I know that you are from Hawaii, it does make you kind of special around here. ^.^

Oh and probably you might want to remove the picture request portion, we only discussed misc stuffs here as the name of the forum had suggested. For picture request topic, you might want to post it at fanart.

[mr_pikachu]

My opinion? We're on the internet. If you're not expecting some people to lie about some things, you're going to be very confused.

I mean, after all, we have a mod who is 104 years old. Does that make any sense to you?

[Mega Horny]

Lol, Raven Adonis. Yeah, i know its not that impressive. It was originally posted at GHPF and was more 'ground-breaking' because they'd known me for a long time. I just said, "Hey, screw it, I'll post it here too."

Thanks Blade.

[Number1ChanseyFan]

[color=magenta]Two years isn't that big of a difference at all. Almost everybody here at TPM is very friendly, and we don't care about things like age. Just as long as you follow the rules and are a good member, we will love you!! And you have been a very good member, and it is nice that you play Pokémon Hangman too. So, just be yourself, this applies to the internet and to real life. Don't make yourself out to be somebody that you aren't, and just be who you are, ok? Believe me, I may be 21 years old, but it hasn't been all that long since I was 14, and I know that there is a whole lot of pressure to fit in at that age. The most important thing is that you don't become so wrapped up in conforming to what everybody else thinks, or what you think that they are thinking. You want to fit in and all of that stuff, but don't forget your individuality!! Just have fun, there is only one of you!! ^_^ I am really glad that you admitted to your real age though, that took some courage, even on an online message board!!

[Dark Dragonite]

I've never lied about my age, but MH, I really don't care much, you're still you, not much has changed

My mom's grandfather lived to be 104, but I don't think he liked Pokemon, lol...

[Jeff]

I saw the title of this thread and thought, "Hey, It's not April Fools' day!".

Anyway, to tell you the truth, to me, age doesn't really matter on the Internet. The thing that really matters is how a person acts, how mature they are, age is just a number really.

[PancaKe]

Hmm...
As long as you dont turn around and go "wait I'm a girl as well!"
Two years of age is nothing. I lie all the time about my age (I'm 17 honest.) on sites where you need to be over a certain age. Like, back when i was 12, I used to say I was like, 13/14 just to sign up to forums and stuff.
But I never said i was a guy.
Thats weird

[Mega Horny]

Yea, i'm pretty sure I'm a guy right now. Pretty sure.

Also, Devastation, what? What was original? Me? Are you going to give me shit?

[PancaKe]

Eh, just ignore them.
Hey, by the way, what's your real name? I was about to type megahorny, but I would feel so weird typing that.

[Mega Horny]

Dylan. I'll pm you my myspace URL.

[PancaKe]

Awesome.
Dylans a cool name
It reminds me of Bob Dylan.
^_^

[Mega Horny]

Yeah I was named after him. Anyway...

[PancaKe]

Serious?
Or is that one of those things you're like "Tara's gullible enough to believe that."

[Mega Horny]

Yes, true. Due to computer probs myspace may take a bit.

[PancaKe]

But that's still cool.
Just give me your myspace thing now, I'll add you as a friend straight away.
I'm on myspace in another tab anyway
Hmm..
so why did you turn around and say you weren't 14? You weren't serious with the reasons you said before, were you?

[Mega Horny]

Not really. I was 16 at GHPF and that was only cuz I felt like being old enough to drive, so I naturally put the same age here. Also, I havent been on myspace in ages so have to delete the olc pics I dont like.

[PancaKe]

Lol.
So you just wanted people to think you could drive?
Thats funny. 17 is the legal age for driving here. ^_^ I got my licence like, a month/two months ago now. Driving is fun.

[Mega Horny]

Not really, just felt like it ^^
Also, the coolest pics wont go on my myspace cuz they're above 600k. What can I do other than download the stupid windows application it reccomends?

[PancaKe]

resize them in paint?
thats what i do.
haha im so cheap

[Mega Horny]

I tried that...w/e

[PancaKe]

So, what was w/e?

[phaedrus]

age is of no importance here.

as evidenced by razola a few years back, the only juicy "coming out" topics are ones about homosexuality.

nice try though.

[Mega Horny]

w/e = Whatever.

[Lady Vulpix]

Someone once lied about his skin color, now someone lies about his age... I don't understand it. What difference does it make?

[Magmar]

I was 13 when I signed up. I'll be 20 in July. Don't worry, I was modded when I was 13!

[Blademaster]

I don't care because I'm 18; I said on another site I was 15 because... Um...

....

...

Why the Hell did I say that again?

...........

Well, anyway, MH's real name is Dylan, huh? I've been taking Writing class recently, and I've had to read some of Dylan Thomas' poems.

...

Great, thanks a lot - whenever I see or hear Mega Horny again, those stupid lines will be stuck in my head...

"Mega Horny, do not go gently into that good night..."

:p :redface:

[jumpluff]

It's okay, TPM cares. (-:

[Drusilla]

I saw the title of this thread and thought, "Hey, It's not April Fools' day!".

I thought "Oh, gods, the ToD stuff has started again, hasn't it..."

*shrugs* lol, I don't see any big deal, as long as you act mature and all. Who cares what other people think? I don't... then again, most people think I'm demented...

Lots of people think that I'm lying when I tell them I'm 18; they seem to think that I'm twenty-something... It's funny when guys talk to me when I'm at work (I work at a grocery store) and try to ask me out... I had two guys who wanted to take me out for drinks one time... O_o;;; I was still 17 at that point... Just don't act like you're a young'un, and it's all cool.

[Dark Scizor]

I'm really a 43 year old balding middle aged man.

As long as you're youself, nobody really mind...I don't think many people would mind that much if you weren't either.

[RaZoR LeAf]

RaZoR LeAf (not the Mod, the character from Chris 2.0's story [because nothing is more uncool than being mean])

You'd be surprised at how much of a mean bastard I am IRL. I find pleasure in making other people miserable. I'm like an emotional sado-masochist.

And no offence MH, I kinda guessed you were about 14 from the way you posted.

[Mega Horny]

Yeah. The 'version' of you at GHPF said that too.

[Little_Pikachu]

It's not so much of a big deal, but why lie anyway? You fool people who can't see or hear you into thinking you're someone you're not, medal requirement? Being 2 years younger than you say you are isn't too bad, I would probably have some problems if you were 40+ and had been pretending to be 15 in order to pick up young kids... Anyone want to admit to that now while it's an open subject?
But being 14 makes you one of our very young members All the kids here have pretty much grown up now.

[Heald]

Yeah, I've actually been lying to all you, I'm a 40-year old man named Ted who collects stamps. But I didn't find any of you who sent me photos attactive so I decided to stick around because of the intelligent conversation.

[Mega Horny]

And yet i still seem more mature than some of our members IMO

*cough*

AGAIN, it really wasnt that serious in my mind. When i registered at GHPF I went, meh, i feel like being 16. And so there was no confusion I put the same age here too.

I think Blademaster is younger than he says he is.

[Blademaster]

I think Blademaster is younger than he says he is.

(shrugs)

What can I say - I'm a child at heart! And that's how I'm gonna stay! :biggrin:

[Mega Horny]

Lol, good answer. Theres nothing wrong with your personality anyway. IMO, its good to have a few crazy (in a good way) people in the forum ot liven things up ^^

[Drusilla]

All the kids here have pretty much grown up now.

Grown up, theoretically... Most of us, myself included, don't really act like it all the time, lol.

[nightcrow]

it's not too bad, my boyfriend is 22, plays yugioh, and is rather not afraid to admit it.