<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted, but you will develop diabetes which prevents you from drinking sprite

I wish for an imaginary friend

[pokemon4eva]

Granted Everyone will think your talking to yourself

I wish to Control fire without being burned or hurt and I could stop it when I want so I could chose who to burn

[Ace64]

Granted, but Marvel hits you with a $40 million-dollar lawsuit for stealing one of their mutant powers.

I wish I could have a parade in my honor.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only nobody will show up to watch

I wish I had my own thriving message board that everybody loved.

[Heald]

Granted, but the only boards that thrive and everyone loves are hentai boards, so you'll effectively be a pr0n baron.

I wish I could read my girlfriend's mind.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but shes not thinking about you

I wish I could win every Yu-Gi-Oh duel I battle forever in real life without any sewing or any hating about it

[Fett One]

Granted but people will get tired of losing to you so they will stop playing

I wish I had a time machine

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but this time machine will only send you to the future, where you can't go back to the past.

I wish I have a talking cat.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only your cat wont talk to you, instead it will tell everyone else what you do in private.

I wish I could change the past

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but no matter what you do, the future will always be the worse for it.

I wish I could know anything I wanted instantly.

[Fett One]

Granted, but this will cause you to have an information overload which will cause you to become comatose for the rest of your life

I wish to make a movie

[Magmar]

Granted, but it shall be a movie about how seven serial killers mutilate your body until you die, and it shall be made tomorrow.

I wish to win this game!

[Ace64]

Granted, but the forum crashes almost immediately, leaving no trace of your victory.

I wish I had a new car.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the car will be stolen before you can leave the dealership with it

I wish I could win the lotery

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only as you might have guessed, you were the only one to buy a ticket.

I wish to have mutant powers.

[Magmar]

Granted, however your mutant power is that you permanently have an STD and it changes day to day.

I wish I was Sailor Moon.
XD;

[+conspiracy+]

Granted.

yup

I wish that communism never existed.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, however to replace communism, the entire Soviet Union converted to Scientology and spread the religion to the world.


I wish I could make everyone tell the truth.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but the truth only makes everyone hate each other for lying for so long; eventually, that hatred consumes Earth in darkness and destroys it.

I wish there was eternal peace on Earth.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but then we won't have games such as Pokemon, Grant Theft Auto, Warcraft, etc, all that have fight in it.

I wish we could find a solution to the global warming problem.

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but the solution involves pouring sewage into the sea.

I wish I had a soul.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only then you would be considered an alien by the US government because they have no souls.

I wish I had a movie that reflected my life accomplishments

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but nobody else will ever bother to see it.

I wish people would stop complaining about things they can't control.

[Ace64]

Granted, but people choose to complain about how you make wishes affecting everyone. Sadly, this is something they can control...

I wish for a scary movie that's actually SCARY.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but it will be so scary that you will be traumatized for the rest of your life.

I wish aliens do exist.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the aliens will take over the earth and enslave you

I wish to own a robot

[Magmar]

Granted, but the robot goes on a rampage and infects you with sars in your sleep.

I wish to buy a planet, and to never have to pay taxes on it, ever.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but the planet has no life, no oxygen, and can never be terraformed and is therefore completely useless.

I wish I had a pony.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but the first time you ride it, you will be thrown off and trampled.

I wish I had perfect concentration.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but you cannot control when you use it, making it more of a burden than an aid.

I wish I could do alchemy.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but you can only perform it in your sleep.

I wish everybody lived on Jupiter

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but it's not altered in any way for human habitation. You have successfully killed the human race.

I wish the devil really was in the details.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the devil will make everyone pay

I wish for everything to be the color red

[Blademaster]

Granted, but every vehicle on Earth would become useless: Cars would run lights constantly and crash into poles, airplanes and choppers would hit buildings, boats and submarines would run aground and into the shorelines. People would become invisible and bump into each other constantly, encouraging violence and frustration, starting a new war that no one could navigate any part of, so nukes would be deployed by everyone and cause a nuclear winter, ultimately destroying humanity.

I wish there were no more tests on Earth, so Mega Horny would come back to ASB and stop holding up my battles! :p

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but without tests, people will becomes stupider and stupider so it won't matter if Mega Horny comes back because the battle will be nothing but totally nonsense.

I wish I could own the Omnitrix and Vilgax is already destroyed.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the Omnitrix won't work

I wish I could perform magic

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you are hunted by normal people and hung.. :-/

I wish that all people were treated equally

[Magmar]

Granted, but a terrorist kills everybody then commits suicide. See, they were all treated equally -_-

I wish drugs were completely eradicated from the earth--all memory, all addiction, even the plants they come from.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but with the loss of drugs and their source plants, the great majority of all medicine disappears as well.

I wish for slightly improved luck.

[Fett One]

Granted, but if you ever see a black cat your luck will decrease

I wish to star in a tv show