<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[Magmar]

Granted, but your starring role is a 5-minute death sequence at the start of a floppy sitcom that gets canceled after the first week due to lack of people liking it.

I wish styrofoam was recyclable.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but the process is VERY stinky, and they build the very first proccessing plant for styrofoam right outside your house...


I wish humans could breathe underwater as well as on land...


~GL

[Ace64]

Granted, but the ability's time limit is three seconds. For water as well as land.

I wish I had true wisdom.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but you will become corupted

I wish to be to be Mario with his fireball power

[Heald]

Granted, but if you get hit by any foreign object once, you lose that power, plus shrink to only a foot tall. Get hit again and you die. Unless you have another life.

I wish to have a lifetime supply of bread.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only its french bread and you dont like anything french

I wish I could hit a baseball 500 feet.

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but it's five hundred midgets' feet - and you hit it into the ground.

I wish I had a kabajillion dollars!

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but inflation causes the value of the dollar to drop drastically, so by the time you actually get ahold of this money, you could only go and buy a lollipop...and you can thank our dear President Bush for that...


I wish the Power Rangers were real....


~GL

[Fett One]

Granted, but their enemies become real as well and during a battle they destroy your house


I wish there was a cure for cancer

[Blademaster]

Granted; the cure for cancer is AIDS.

I wish nobody would reply to this post. Ever.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, my name as well as everyone elses in the world is now Nobody, nobody is part of a society based on conformity...and you are a nobody


I wish you could do everything in life online...

~GL

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only nobody would move from their computers, and everyone would die of laziness

I wish they were no noobies on NetBattle. :-)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but then all the experienced players quit... and now there's nobody to play with.

I wish Hollywood would stop doing remakes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they make big money on remakes, all you will ever see in terrible and horrible bad plot, bad actors and bad scene movies.

I wish I could become a dragon.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you will kill everybody yu know since everytime you open your mouth fire comes out

I wish to convert religions

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but everyone you convert to your religion become fanatical and eventually try to destroy everyone who isn't of your religion.

I wish everything on my computer downloaded at a faster rate...

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only worms are downloaded by the second and your computer has no defense against them.

I wish Bob Marley was still alive.. ;-)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but his musical talent degrades, he develops a raging drug habit, and eventually he makes Elvis's later years look restrained.

I wish for an endless supply of Tic Tacs.

[Magmar]

Granted, but said tic tac company decided to put cyanide in your very first tic tac.

I wish for the rain to stop!

[Fett One]

Granted, but it stops raining forever which causes all living things on the planet to die from the lack of water

I wish for the ability to communicate with animals

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but the first one you talk to kills you

I wish Icould share my expertice cooking with everyone and anyone

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only everyone likes fast food better than your cooking, so nobody will care.

I wish for my own private jet that will never crash :-)

[Magmar]

Granted, but it's so small that you can't fit in it.

I wish for racism to vanish from society.

[Fett One]

Granted, but people hate you for making racism vanish

I wish to be a superhero

[Magmar]

Granted, but people hate you for making racism vanish

I wish to be a superhero

You can do better than that

Your wish is granted, but your power is to make your pinky toe change color at will. Not very useful, but temporarily amuses the Enemy enough for you to kick them in the face. Unfortunately once you use the power once, you die. Sorry.

I wish I could lose about 15 pounds of fat! (...do I even have that much? Ehh, I'll always think I'm fat. -_-)

[Tyler and Hobbes]

Granted, but since your entire being is 15 pounds of fat, you slowly disappear off the face of the earth!

I wish I was sober. <(4.4<)<(#.#)>(>@.@)>

[Magmar]

Granted, but you're hungover. Sorry I couldn't resist!

I wish I had a menu for a good local Chinese restuarant that delivers 24/7.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but you hate everything on their menu.

I wish mr_pikachu was here to play this game.

I wish that everyone was this nice to me.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only they secretly hate you so them being nice means nothing

I wish people would start playing the riddle game again... *goes off to guees*

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but eventually the topic becomes so completely spammed up that it doesn't even resemble the riddle game anymore.

I wish my puppy was a little bit more well-behaved.

[Heald]

Granted. Your puppy is now dead.

I wish for the moon to actually be made out of cheese.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only then the sun beating down on it would cause it to rot, and the stink of a block of cheese that huge would reach throughout the universe which will cause aliens to come and check out what that smell is, which will in turn cause the extinction of the human race... fun.

I wish we knew all the mysteries of the universe

[Fett One]

Granted, but then everyone will commit suicide since there is nothing else to live for

I wish all food tasted like pizza

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, except now that everything tastes like pizza, you suddenly decide that you don't like pizza anymore.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but your TV connection(cable, satelite) suddenyl fails, and doesnt operate properly again until all that is left on TV is infomercials...


I wish President Bush would just get impeached already...and Larry the Cable Guy was his replacement...

~GL

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only everything would pretty much be the same as it is now...

I wish pogeymans were real..

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but as soon as you turn your back on them, they will attack you.

I wish I had a Gundam.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but on first activating it, something vital breaks. We won't have the technology to fix it for two hundred years.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world at will.

[Magmar]

Granted, but the world ends upon receiving this power.

I wish this guy would tell me flat out if he wants to date or not.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only turns out hes straight and he was dared by his friends to tease you

I wish girls wouldn't play so many games with me