<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but the first new episode cost so much they go bankrupt and have to shut down the company.

I wish, For a lollipop that had nothin wrong with it and was chocolate flavoured.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But you then realise that you hate chocolate.

I wish I pilot a plane

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you have no idea what youre doing and you plummet to a fiery death.

I wish I had a longer summer

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but your longer summer will consist of back-breaking chores, rather than fun and relaxation.

I wish I had a good night's sleep.

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but u will only get ONE good nights sleep and then have nightmares and wet the bed EVERY night from that good nights sleep onwards.

I wish for an addictive game ......

[Fett One]

Granted, but the game is so addictive that you will spend the rest of your life doing nothing but playing that game.

I wish to see a really good fireworks show on July 4th

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the pyrotechnics made it too good that the fireworks started shooting at the viewers along with yourself.

I wish that I had a nice, quiet and peaceful Fourth of July.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but that will be becase your father locked you in the basement while your mother was at fireworks and released some toxic gas into the room via an air vent.

I wish I never needed to sleep

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you go insane from from having to do nothing while evreyone else is sleeping.

I wish I had a DVD drive for my old computer.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only when you install it, electricity becomes obsolete as everything runs on batteries.

I wish for yet more smileys

[Dark Dragonite]

Granted, only they all start looking like :afro:, cause they've run out of ideas.

I wish to play pool today.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but someone will beat you in a game.

I wish that my allergies were gone forever.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but forever is tomorrow and then you get new allergies, worse than the ones you got before.

I wish for this wish to be the most twisted wish ever.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. And at the same time, not granted. Twisted, huh?

I wish I had a notebook with every forgotten idea in the world contained inside it.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but now nobody can remember anything and everyone has to consult you and the book each time.

I wish I were a god of Muffins

[Fett One]

Granted, but TMM decides to beat you up for becoming a muffin god

I wish to go swimming

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the water is soooooooo cold you freeze

I wish I had the new Zelda game (when are they gonna bring it out)

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but then some1 steals it off u, after u have been playin it for 2 min, u fall into a deep depression spiral and kill urself...... (soz if thats to harsh CEB )

I wish for a random thing ....

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, so a giant elephant falls on you and squishes you to death. That's random, isn't it?

I wish I had a PS2 so I can play Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 plus Guitar Hero.

[Fett One]

Crazy Elf Boy, the game is going to be released on the same day as the Wii, when ever that is.


Granted, but the PS2 breaks 5 minutes after you turn it on

I wish to be invulnerable

[Mega Horny]

Granted, you are now invulnerable to ever playing a Zelda game again.

I wish I had a cap

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it will be too small for your head.

I wish that a star in the sky would represent each of us.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Crazy Elf Boy, the game is going to be released on the same day as the Wii, when ever that is.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Granted, But you wouldn't know which one was yours.

I wish that Captn_BooZe's bro had a neck ........ ( no offence BooZe, but its true )

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but then u cant c his face cause all his fat moves from his neck to his face . HAHAHAHAHA i luv a chance to pay out my little bro ty CEB.

I wish for another random thing ........ ( make it interestin)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, random, 100% unpredictable things will happen to you every day, forever.

I wish that certain TPMers were back.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But then for some reason your computer will not log you on to TPM and you won't be able to talk to them

I wish i had a life time supply of chocolate.

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted but u somehow u find urself eatin all the choclate in one day (sounds impossiable) u die the next day from tomuchchcolateitise (random yeah).

I wish for a floating submarine .....

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but it can't dive, making it useless as a submarine.

I wish my dogs wouldn't bark so much.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, They don't bark anymore instead your cats start barking alot

I wish i had a big plastic fork.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but there is no food left in the entire world, so the fork is useless.

I wish that the world didn't have to have cannibals.

[Fett One]

Granted, but this caused the human population to sky rocket

I wish to be able to completely memorize a book just by touching it with my hand

[Captn_BooZe]

Granted, but u walk into an library touch all the books in it and ur head becomes so big that they can see it in china.

I wish for the next post to have caps lock on ...........

[Blademaster]

gRANTED...

But it's only on for one word.

I wish I had a tail.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you realize that you have no ability to control the tail, which causes you to stumble about for the rest of your life.

I wish people drive much safer these days.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but people literally drive safes, and money pours out the back, spilling onto the street and attracting massive numbers of criminals and eventually bringing the apocalypse.

I wish I were home when people were actually online.

[Blademaster]

Granted - I'm online, and you're online. See? Everyone's happy.

Except you, because now instead of being alone and lonely, you're in my company and irritated.

I wish I was in Dixie (Is anyone here old enough to get that joke?).

[Jeff]

Granted, but you will be dressed like a hippie.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that good show will have a marathon showing only one good episode and a whole ton of awful episodes.

I wish for world peace.

(Which is another wish used in the Jinn episode on X-Files, this time wished by Mulder.)

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only wartime industries go bankrupt leaving millions without jobs all over the world causing the world economy to eventually collapse.

I wish that a new Twisted Wishes thread was started.