<Game> Twisted Wishes v.1 (M.A. LV)

[+conspiracy+]

alrighty... here's a new game approved by Lady Vulpix, and if you don't know, it goes like this...

Its called Twisted Wishes thx to LV who inadvertently gave it that name :-)
- what happens is the first person will make a wish...

-I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives, then posts his/her own wish...

-Granted. Everytime you touch her, you burn yourself.

-I wish I had the cutest puppy in the world.

Then the process repeats itself...

-Granted, only I want that same puppy, so you will have to fight me for it.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the TPM rules in general, and lets get this thing started.

-I wish I had a million dollars.

[Heald]

Granted. Unfortunately, they're Canadian dollars, and thus worthless.

I wish I had the world's biggest turnip.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But be careful, the giant turnip might squash you, or even worse, the whole world.

I wish I would be able to be strong forever.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but being so strong, you will hurt the ones you love.

I wish Pokemon, Digimon and Duel Monsters were real.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Be careful, I think I heard some monsters are looking for a human to eat.

I wish I have a real living Jigglypuff.

[Fett One]

Granted but it will constantly put you to sleep with its singing

I wish for immortality

[Magmar]

Granted, but you'll be in a coma the entire time.

I wish I didn't have asthma.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but you take on all other ailments in its place....


I wish for control over certain elements...


~GL

[Plantae]

You control the chemical elements radon and uranium. Unfortunately, you are not immune to them and soon die from over-exposure.

I wish that they could put Humpty Dumpty back together again. I really do.

[Magmar]

Granted, but the egg shells cut your fingers; you become infected with salmonella. They had to amputate both your hands.

I wish I could write a song that makes a girl cry tears of joy.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the girl crys herself to death

I wish I could fly

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but unfortunately you have no idea how to land.

I wish for success in life.

[Bulbasaur4]

[color=royalblue]
Granted, but your successes will never amount to anything.

I wish to marry the love of my life.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but the marriage will only last for a short while.

I wish I could travel through time.

[Heald]

Granted, but time is merely a concept, so you've wasted your wish.

I wish for a neverending supply of the world's finest ale.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only the legal drinking age will be raised to 50 so you wont be able to enjoy it

I wish for the ability to see through anything i want.... like walls

[Magmar]

Unfortunately, your eyes will explode after 24 hours of having that power.

I wish for all mosquitos and mosquito eggs, flawlessly, to be evaporated from the face of the planet and sent into the Sun, where they successfully are eradicated from the Earth's history!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Wish granted, but by doing that you have wiped all the mosquittos leaving a new breed of insect to bother you for the rest of your pitful lifetime.

I wish I was young forever.

[Green Lanturn]

Granted, but you;ll be in toddler form the rest of your existance...


I wish the US's major issues like Abortion, Gay Marriage, Gas, etc, could be all resolved with the snap of a finger...


~GL

[Heald]

Granted, but it's George Bush's finger, meaning only White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestants will be allowed to breathe American oxygen.

[Fett One]

Heald, you forgot to make a wish.

[Heald]

I've been trying to put a wish in for the last six hours but my computer is bullshit. I wish my computer wasn't bullshit.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only it turned into another kind of... stuff

I wish dinosaurs were still around..

[Ace64]

Granted, until they drive mankind to the brink of extinction.

I wish I knew if there were actually weapons of mass destruction in Iraq...

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only once you find out, they track you down.

I wish for an infinite supply money money money!!

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will have a hard time trying to protect the money from all the robber, thief, etc.

I wish mr_pikachu was here to play this game.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted, but he will be here EVENTUALY!

I wish to be the Yu-Gi-Oh card Rapid-Fire Magician

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only you will be the card with no life, no soul, no mind of your own.

I wish I could tame lions.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but being tame is a far cry from being harmless. The next time you're late with the food they disembowel you.

I wish I could turn any liquid into wine.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted, but it only works once

I wish to be best at UT 2004 Invasion mode

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, but it will only last for 1 second before another will be better than you.

I wish that my wish wasn't twisted. oooooo...

[Magmar]

Granted, so a flower sprouts somewhere in the world. Nothing twisted about that.

I wish for more wishes!

[Fett One]

Granted, but a person you care for will die everytime you make a wish

I wish to meet Spider-Man

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but then the Green Goblin will come to destroy you.

I wish Luvdisc isn't even created.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only another completely useless creature will be created in its place.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Heald]

Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.

I wish my digital camera had better battery life.

[Lady Vulpix]

Granted. Your camera's battery acquires a life of its own, and goes away.

Funny, I didn't think the comment I made would become the name of the game, but you're welcome, Conspiracy.

I wish I could meet all my online friends.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but they secretly hate you and are carrying large, heavy objects.

I wish I could live without eating.

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but you will srill get hungry

I wish to have a sandslash that loves me and will stay around forever and not die (Try to grant this one bad)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but soon as it gets bored of you, it will start hating your guts and want to hurt you.

I wish for an endless supply of Sprite.