*~ Twilight Town ~*

[Mystic_clown]

*claims the eastern part* I claim this part in my name! Don't like it? Then get out.

[Blademaster]

(jaw drops to the ground)

Aw, Hell naw...

I said I claim the TOWN, foo's! It's all mine! MinemineminemineminemineminemineminemineMINE!!!!

And anyone who says different is gonna have to answer to Mistuh Spooky!





"Don't make me come ovuh there, bitchez!"

[Mystic_clown]

*rolls out the ballista* I'm still keeping my part of town! I'll fight you guys for it!

[Blademaster]

How about we make a little wager? We both roll a die and the highest roll wins the town. How's that sound?

[Mystic_clown]

Nope. I just want the east side of town. Besides, we're not the only ones fighting for control here.

[Blademaster]

No deal!

(gets out mega phone)

Attention, magic jesters, sophisticated felines, and sex-obsessed she-rodents! I was here first, I claimed this town first, and I have an unlimited imaginations-worth of cyber weapons and warriors at my disposal! So, unless you wish for me to go universal on your sorry asses, then I suggest you pack your s**t and get the f**k off my property!!!

[Mystic_clown]

As you said so yourself, oh loud one, I am, as you put it, a "magic jester". And in accordance to the rules of the universe, magic pwns cyber weapons. Bring it!

Also, to the said female feline and sex-obsessed she-rodent, who's up for ganging up on this guy?

[Blademaster]

Just you try it! You want some of this!?

(goes Super Saiyan 4; now sports a ridiculously long mane of black hair and a monkeylike tail)

I'll start small... Now, who's up first?

(makes a 'bring it on' gesture)

[Weasel Overlord]

Ah yes, but what you forget, my dearest Bladey, is that I have the supreme powers of modship behind me! snigger...

Also, weasels aren't rodents, hah! They're Mustelids, so nyer nyer! *sticks out tongue*

*Cracks yaoi-whip* and anyway, I'm armed with a weapon more terrifying than anything you could think up, darling... welcome to yaoi-land! Bwahahaa!!

*thrusts copulating men upon you suggestively* And as a supreme punishment, you will be forced to read my own, delightfully written, height-of-smut yaoi! Either that, or toodle along to Furuba RPG, where I'm sure there'll be some more yummy threesome action going on ^_^ *innocent face*

And who says the Weasel can't win? MC, you have my support! Let's take this mofo dooowwwn!! *dons battle armour and readies yaoi-mangas for launch*

Bring it, biatch!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I WANT THIS TOWN FOR MY SELF

I CANT USE BIGGER WRITING THAN BLADEMASTER TO PROVE MY POINT

I DEMAND BIGGER WRITING

and if i cant have the whole town i really just came for the shopping mall

[classy_cat18]

*shields eyes from Weasel's yaoi-ness* I really didn't need to see that.

Okay, Almighty Blade. Your imagination will not deter me! I have claws, teeth, and...an ability to lick any part of my body! And I may be classy but I can still act like a total b*tch!

[Mystic_clown]

*cricks neck* well then, let's do this.

But however, since it's Christmas, I believe a change of scenery is in order.

*snaps fingers and the east side of Twilight Town is covered in ice and snow*

[Blademaster]

I have claws, teeth, and...an ability to lick any part of my body!

(Dustin Hoffman voice)

"Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?"

And the joke's on you, Weasie - I don't know what 'copulate' means, so there!

(glares at yaoi guys)

And as for you...

(adopts a fighting stance; energy forms in hands)

KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEE... HAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEE...... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(blasts the yaoi guys to dust)

Now, as for the rest of you...

(snaps fingers; Mistuh Spooky appears)

Mistuh Spooky...?

Mistuh Spooky: "It's go time, bitchez!"

[Asilynne]

You see Blade copulate is when two people love each other very much and....ok Im done XD

*sneaks in and claims town while everyone is fighting* >

[Blademaster]

(alarm goes off)

Dammit all! Mistuh Spooky!

(Mistuh Spooky swoops in in front of Asi)

Mistuh Spooky: "Going somewhere, bitch?"


(No disrespect, Asi - You're a doll. Mistuh Spooky just calls everybody 'bitch.' Except me. I'm 'Boss-bitch.' XP)

[Mystic_clown]

*sneaks up on Mistuh Spooky**snaps fingers and Mistuh Spooky's flash frozen*

You ok asi?

[Blademaster]

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! MISTUH SPOOKY!!!

(tosses Mistuh Spooky a Fire Flower; ice melts and power-up fanfare plays)





"It's Fiyuh Spooky now, bitchez!"

[Mystic_clown]

*thinks fast* Hey Spooky. I heard Chuck Norris wanted to fight you. He's waiting for you in Calafornia.

[Blademaster]

Fiyuh Spooky: "What!? I'm there, bitchez!"

(Fiyuh Spooky zooms away)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! DAMMIT! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!

(glares at MC)

You conniving bastard! I kill you!

(steals MC's ballista and takes aim)

Say hello to my little friend!

(opens fire on everybody in range)

[Weasel Overlord]

Is it possible to open fire with a ballista?? They're more giant slingshots than anything else...

[Blademaster]

It is for us Yu-Gi-Oh! fanatics!

(uses Polymerization to fuse ballista with a machine gun)

Say hello to the Black Barrel Ballista! Attack Mode!

(huge black ballista with a machine gun barrel appears)

NOW say hello to my little friend!

(swivels ballista and opens fire)

[Mystic_clown]

Well, if we're going to get Yu-Gi-Oh involved *pulls out card* De-fusion!

*Black Barrel Balista splits back to its original compotants*

Now then

*takes balista back and takes aim*

Care to give up?

[Master Rudy]

My turn! *whips out a yu gi oh deck* I summon....my whole deck! *does so even though its totally against the non existant rules of yu gi oh XD*

EDIT: Shit sorry this is Asi >.< Damn rudy and his computer lol

[Bulbasaur4]

*randomly appears and eats a cookie*
O.o;;;

What?!

[classy_cat18]

Eh, I'm as confused as you are, Kalah. I just wanted a piece of the town and all of the sudden they all go Yu Gi Oh.

[Tyler and Hobbes]

It's slightly scary how people get around Christmas, isn't it?

[Blademaster]

(staring down a ballista)

Hey, they started it! The town was abandoned, and so I come and claim it for myself, and then all these moochers come down and start picking it apart! Well, I found this town and nursed it back to health, so it is mine! You can't deny it! Me claiming Twilight Town has prompted more posts here in the past four days than people have made over the last 3 months! I've revived this ghost town, so I deserve rights to it!

(Fiyuh Spooky zooms back into the fray and accidentally incinerates the ballista)

Fiyuh Spooky: "Did someone say 'ghost town?'"

[Haruko]

I'm confused as hell because I come to lurk and I see some "Twilight Town" stuff likes we're KH2. ;(

Hey peoples. If you wish to know what happened, FFXI and MMO's consumed my soul. I doubt many people care.

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

*runs in*
I SAYS YAOI 4TW!!!
...I just wish I could draw it CONVINCINGLY.
*runs back out trying to find enough time to cobble all the sketches she has to do for people together*

[darktyranitar]

*step in the town for the first time*

*go to Blade like the good lackey he is*

Hey boss, anything you want me to do?


...!

Kalah's here?!

[Bulbasaur4]

Watch out, I'll eat your soul! *mwhahahahaa-erm, not really*

Although my friends have officially labeled me as "Nyuu" from Elfen Lied. Which is great, because it means that I'm all innocent and all 'nyuu-like' and stuff but then I could kill you all...e rm... I mean..

XD

[darktyranitar]

*pull out a tag that says "Ref Just Shoot Me" on it*

Anyway... WB, Kalah; hope you enjoy your stay here at TPM .

[Blademaster]

Yay, Kalah's back!

(hugz)

And good timing, lackey - you're getting a raise for that.

Mistuh Spooky: "What about me, boss-bitch?"

Sure, a raise for you, too!

In fact, raises for everybody!

(throws money round Scrooge-style)

[Toxicity]

Welcome back to this land of confusion, Kalah.

*crickets chirp as the spotlight falls back on her*

...er, what? I wish I could be referred to something besides The Psycho. Too much S.O.A.D. obsessing in my life, methinks. ;-;

...I WANT TO WRITE!! ...except for now, the main suspected possible pairing is het, and not any sort of shonen-ai or shojo-ai. Sorry, folks. ^^;

But I may as well start on it tonight, for lack of anything else to do. This may actually be a bit..."fun."

[Bulbasaur4]

Umm... crap... since I'm back... *absolutely adores J-term*... umm... Umm...
WIIs for EVERYONE!
... just kidding, actually here. *hands out gold stars*

^_^ And I think I'll be around for a while, since 2nd semester I have a ridiculously easy course load! WOOT!! Yay for all acting classes with a bit of Chinese on the side!

[Roy Karrde]

The wii that whooooo helped get you? Ahem?!

[Mew Master]

Um... BOO!

>->

<-<

*steals deed to town and runs*

[classy_cat18]

Get back here! *jumps on Mew Master's face and dig my claws in*

[Mew Master]

GAH! *runs around chaoticly shaking his arms* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

[Mystic_clown]

Yoink! *steals deed and runs**stops in front of Kalah**hugs* welcome back. *resumes running like a little bitch*