*~ Twilight Town ~*

[Blademaster]

(trips MC; sends him flying into a mailbox)

Don't think so!

(grabs deed; crumples it up and swallows it)

I've claimed the town! It's mine! All mine! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Mew Master]

*gets Mechanical Pencil of Reality. Draws a circle. Circle turns into a classic cartoon plot-hole.*

*Reaches through and digs around. Pulls out a skirt.*

Dude... what the hell have you been eating?

*reaches in again. Digs around*

Pirate's treasure, the Dead Sea Scrolls..., Area 51 footage, Elvis?! AH HA!! *pulls out deed* MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[Toxicity]

*pulls out a jar of dirt*

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt~!

*trips and falls over, still holding up the jar*

...and guess what's in it?

[Mew Master]

Uuuumm..... Davey Jone's heart? Or maybe his liver... OOOO! HIS LIVER!!!

[Toxicity]

Nope! ^^

*opens it, pulls out the real deed, and runs off like a ninja*

[Mystic_clown]

Gah! *pulls out Katars and chases after Toxicity*

[darktyranitar]

*come barging in Twilight Town with a tank that Blademaster had loaned to him*

Bring it on, people! And to fortify this town... *points toward Mario and Luigi baring M16 in their hand*

It's the Super GTA Mario Bros!!!

[Bulbasaur4]

... *looks to Abel, who happens to be standing right next to her*
Oh geez... what are we going to do...
*Abel blinks and then smiles*
They're happy! We should let them be happy.
*sweatdrops at Abel*

[Blademaster]

Hey, dammit! (steals pencil and erase hole, then breaks pencil around Mew Master's head) Quit touching my stuff!

(turns in Laura's direction; whistles)

(Mistuh Spooky zooms in)

Mistuh Spooky: "You called, boss-bitch?"

Get heeeeeeeeeeer!!!

(Mistuh Spooky swoops in and swipes the deed, then vanishes with it)

Ha-HA! Victory is mine!

(runs off)

[Mew Master]

O.o!

NO.

YOU.

DIDN"T!

*grabs Blademaster and glares at him in the eyes* NO ONE BREAKS MY PENCIL! That thing cost me most of my college tuition.

*pulls out giant pink eraser and erases off Blademaster's mouth. Then using the leaded half of the pencil, draws a hole on Blademaster's torso, and then proceeds to dump out all the things that reside in his stomach.*

*stops, then drop kicks Blademaster like a puppy into the Horrizon.*

*draws up new official deed, declaring Himself an Art God... with no Followers..*

[Bulbasaur4]

*meanwhile, Abel Nightroad and Kalah are sitting not too far off in the land of Twilight Town, near a lovely fountain with flowers- drinking tea*

Abel: *whispers* Does the deed... does it really exist?
Kalah: *whispers* Shhhh... don't let them know the truth. I'm amused by this.

*sips tea*

[Mystic_clown]

*had given up and was wandering around until overhearing Kalah* There's no deed!?
...
...
Can I have some tea?

[Blademaster]

(crashes down on the opposite end of Twilight Town, where no one else is...

...except Mistuh Spooky, fortunately enough)

Mfnfmfmfmfmfmfmff!

(takes a chipped-off piece of the pencil; draws a poorly-drawn mouth back on)

How do I look?

"Like a retarded Saturday morning cartoon character."

Shut up! Never mind that, now - you got the deed?

"You bet, boss-bitch. Iss right here."

Excellent! Then the town is ours!

(slaps Mistuh Spooky a high-five)

Now, lets get rid of those freeloading bastards!

(hurls a small blue bottle-shaped device back in the direction he came from)

[Mew Master]

*sees blue bottle flying in. Sketches a slingshot that it lands in, extends.*

Special Delivery!

*the bottle gets flown back towards the horizon*

Return to Sender!

[Blademaster]

Heh, that oughta teach those bastards not to come in here and-

(gets whacked off the head with bottle-device)

OW!!! Uh...?

(bottle-device hits ground; extends spidery legs that clamp into street and sprouts an antenna with a red beeping light on the tip)

"Ion cannon beacon deployed."

O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;

"Warning: Ion cannon satellite approaching."

Oh, crap...

(massive blue laser of ionized fiery plasma death shoots down from sky and vaporizes half of Twilight Town)

.....

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(crashes down in Mew master's slingshot; gets slingshotted into the side of a building face-first)

SPLAT!

(slides down wall and crashes into ground headfirst)

Ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww... But... I still... control the... Town... Victory... is still... mine...!

(is crushed by an avalanche of Mistuh Spooky bones from the sky)

X_x

Medic...

[darktyranitar]

*walk to the barely alive body of Blade and stuff a handful of 1-up mushroom into his mouth*

*ka-tingting- tingting!* (or whatever the sound those 1-up mushroom make)

Look! You still got about 20 life remaining!

[classy_cat18]

Uhh...*looks at surroundings with confusion* Wait, I'm a cat. Why should I care? Mr. Squiggles can fight this himself. But first...*whistles for gang of Houndoom* FREE BONES FOR ALL! *points to pile of Mistuh Spooky bones*

[Mew Master]

*watches as a giant mushroom cloud appears in the distance. Blademaster comes flying in, lands in the slingshot and stretches it back. Raises hand over eyes to protect them from the light.*

Umm... it wasn't designed for that much...

*slingshot fires sending Blademaster into a wall*

... That much weight.

*shrugs. Goes off to find food*

[Asilynne]

Oh HEX! Its pure chaos!
*sees mystah spooky bones*
OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTORS!!!! He just wanted to have fun ;.;!!!!!!!!!

*scoops up mystah spooky bones as anime tears waterfall out of her eyes*

There there spooky its going to be ok.....

[Blademaster]

Mistuh Spooky: "I'm not dead, bitchez... Well, technically, I was already dead to begin with... Somebody get me a glue gun!"

(gets up; shakes self off)

Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr...

Good job, Faiz.

Now, then... It looks like everybody has either left or given up, so...

Victory is mine!!

[Asilynne]

NEVA! *steps in front of Blade and spooky*
Um...well can I at least have the bar? LOL

[Blademaster]

No!

...Wait, why do you want the bar?

[Mew Master]

*slaps Blademaster* So she can make us drinks... why else?

[Mystic_clown]

*watching with Kalah and Abel*

Um...should we tell them now?

[Blademaster]

(eyebrow twitches)

That's it!

(goes Super Saiyan 4 again)

I've had enough of your mouth, bub!

(assumes a fighting stance)

KAAAAAAMEEEEEE... HAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!

(unleashes energy blast that blows Mew Master into the next time zone)

And I don't drink, by the way.

[Mew Master]

*body pops like a cheap Balloon from the copyrighted DBZ move*

*Walks in from off-screen, sipping on a fountain drink and holding a food bag from Burger King*

Sup?

What'd I miss? *sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrp*

[Blademaster]

(unreadable expression)

You... you...

(smirks goofily)

You know, that's exactly the tye of thing that made me nominate you 'Funniest RP'er.'

[Mew Master]

HA! Bonus!

*draws launchair and unbrella then sits down and eats his dinner*

Never underestimate my randomness! *munches burgers like a squirel*

[Bulbasaur4]

*is now sitting with Abel Nightroad and Mystic*
Hmm... *sips tea*
Nah, they seem to have forgotten about the deed thing anyways. But here-
*pours Mystic more tea*
Abel: OOoo! More sugar please!
*sweatdrops and plops 13 sugarcubes into Abel's drink again*
*birds chirp*

[Mew Master]

*watches Able drink a cup of tea with 13 sugarcubes and cringes*

Ow... my teeth are crying at that.. ;_;

[Bulbasaur4]

*blinks*
Yeah... he's weird like that. *suddenly glomps Abel*
BUT ISN'T HE SOO KAWAII?!?! *fangirlgushinessh*

[Mew Master]

Ooooooooooooooooooookay...

I'm going to go over there now... *starts to slowly scoot over, then runs*

[Blademaster]

Excellent... At long last...

Victory.

Is.

Mine.

(plants chibi-Blade victory flag)





Sweeeeeet.

[Mystic_clown]

*watches Mew Master running off* ...how'd he know we were here?

*sips tea*

Can I have some sugar please?

[darktyranitar]

Hey, boss? Do I get anything for this?

[Asilynne]

OMG Blademaster that flag is so <3 LOL

And I want the bar so I can dance drunk on the tables ^v^

[Blademaster]

Faiz: Yeah, you get that tank I gave you the keys to. Go crazy.

Asi: You think that flag is cute...?

Well, maybe I should show it to Houndoom_Lover and then we can... Huh? Hey! Don't read this!

Alright, fine, you can have the bar. Merry Christmas.

(peeks through window to watch)

[Asilynne]

Yeah it is lol and I dont want to know what the end of that sentance is O.O LOL
But anyway thank you Heir Blademaster XD
*takes deed to bar, opens the doors with her new shiny key and steps inside*
Ahhh yes Bar, you and me are going to have some fun times! *breathes in deep and then coughs* Damn when was the last time anyone came in here?
*pops on the lights and some music and starts doing some mad cleaning* ^v^

[Toxicity]

Aww...damnit. Bar. If only I weren't such a "tender" age of seventeen. ;-;

I want something, too. But if only I weren't so "emo."

...and if only I weren't going to that WWE event tonight. >>;

[Asilynne]

Thats ok in this bar everyones allowed to drink because no one owns the police station yet :>!
XD