Umm...I'm going to post something completely unrelated to the current topic...

About a month ago, my friend bought a BB gun. We were out in the fields outside messing around with it, when he got the bright idea to pump it like, 20 times, then SHOT ME IN MY FOOT! He was laughing his head off, while I was on the ground screaming obscenties. I got my revenge a couple days ago...I gave him brownies with chocolate laxative, then locked all the bathroom doors...