<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But as you soon discover, his Pokemon form is not only weaker than a Magikarp without any evolution, but it also hates you and will attack you at will - if it can get to you without collapsing from exhaustion.

I wish that Saturday would come quicker so I could finally see some of the Battle Frontier episodes.

[Fett One]

Granted but the episodes will get preempted to deliver a news report about a cat getting stuck in a tree

I wish computer viruses didn't exist

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but neither do computers.

I wish I were Chris Watarimono.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But then you get banned for hacking his account.

I wish that my local game stores actually stocked Pokemon cards.

[Fett One]

Granted, they keep a full stock of pokemon cards but never sell them

I wish for cable television was free

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you only get one channel and it is the public broadcasting channel. So enjoy!

I wish I could star in a movie.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You're an extra, and they will only let you be in it if you act for free.

I wish I had a bigger room.

[Fett One]

Granted, your parents toss out all of your furniture so you now have more room in your room, thus making it seem bigger

I wish to pilot a x-wing

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you will be able to pilot an X-Wing but on your first mission, you will get shot down by a Tie-Fighter and they will make sure nothing remains of the X-Wing and its pilot.

(I really got to find a beter way to twist these wishes without the wisher dying.)

I wish that I lived on Pern and could be able to ride a dragon.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, since you've been riding Puff the Magic Dragon, you are promptly arrested for using illegal drugs and urinating in public.

I wish that I had more time with which to write.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get fired from your job and expelled from school so now you have all of the time you need for writing

I wish Inferno_Dragon will find a way to twist wishes that don't end with the eprson dying?

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! Instead yours truly (AKA: Me!) can now twist wishes that involve the Crutacius effect! Oh the sweet, everlasting pain, that never goes away! XD

I wish I could beat up the Crystal Syndicate of the ASBRPG single-handely.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but after beating them all up, you realize that you only bruised them and after they recover, they will beat you senselessly.

I wish I had every walkthrough/strategy guide to every single video game.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, you have so many that you can never find the one you need, making the wish pointless. (Oh, and you'll paper cut yourself to death, too.)

I wish that people couldn't get paper cuts.

[Fett One]

Granted, paper no longer exists so we are stuck with nothing to write on

I wish centaurs are real

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but they really hate humans and anytime you approach one, they stomp you senselessly with their feet.

I wish I could team up with Chase Young and defeat the Xialon Warriors.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, Hannibal. You're an ugly jellybean!

I wish that Adult Swim would stop showing Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but they'll end up showing an even worse show.

I wish I could get my house's internet connection back...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now it is slower than ever so it will take you a longer time to access the internet.

I wish I could have my very own Digimon.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But nobody else can see it, so they think you're schizophrenic. (Or are you schizophrenic...?)

I wish that URLs on this forum had the normal lines under them.

[Fett One]

Granted but nobody likes the lines so they beat you up for creating the lines

I wish to meet Captain Kirk

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you are stuck forever in crappy Re-runs

I wish I had less exams

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Now you have to turn in a 5-page paper every day. (And your teacher will kill you for your typos!)

I wish that fast food restaurants had quicker service.

[Blademaster]

Granted - they serve you the food without cooking it.

I wish something bad happened to me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, You are now a fire hydrant (wach out for dogs)

I wish I had another wish

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you will wish for something stupid and then realize that you could have wished for something better but you just wasted your wish on something stupid ... so basically you just wasted a good chance to wish for something good. Enough said!

I wish I could have every version of the monopoly game.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted, but they all take way too long to play. (You'll die before you finish!)

I wish that I had some food...

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. It's poisonous mushrooms, but it's still a food product.

I wish I could sleep whenever I desired.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, that is all the time so you never wake up

I wish I had a better beef soup

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. But is it worth it to shred and cook your own heart? (Er, you're dead now. Yeah.)

I wish that the prosthetic bodies from Ghost in the Shell really existed.

[Fett One]

Granted but the bodies malfunction and explode, creating a warp in reality that leads to a universe where dinosaurs didn't become extinct

I wish to have a pet triceratops

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you will have to spend a lot to build the perfect environment, it will cost a lot to feed and it will be horrible when you have to clean up after its messes. Plus it runs loose in your hometown and you have to pay for all the damages it did.

I wish I could have a non-poisonous snake.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You now have an endless supply of garden snakes. (They'll pile on top of you and crush you to death!)

I wish that the next poster wouldn't twist my wish.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted, only now I have to start a new thread =(

I wish I could lock this thread... which I can =)