<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but this slice of vegemite toast is poisoned with the most powerful toxin on earth and the minute you get eat it, you get poisoned and then die.

I wish I was the world's greatest star.

[Blademaster]

Granted - you become the Sun and have to spend 5,000,000,000 years alone in space until you explode.

I wish I had a magic paintbrush that could make everything I drew become real.

[kawaiispinel]

Granted, but then all of your creations turn on you, and eventually take over the world.


I wish there could be good movies based on really good fanfiction.

[Fett One]

Granted, but then the companies that own the rights to the characters sue the people for using their characters


I wish to become a god

[Mega Horny]

Granted, you become the god of mortality.

I wish i had some Hummus

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But I'd clobber you afterwards for trying to take over my persona in two posts. XP

I wish I was a Nintendog.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but people will be addicted to you and playing you almost all the time.

I wish that people could help the less fortunate people around the world.

[Fett One]

Granted, but by helping the less fortunate, people end up making themselves poor

I wish to own a lightsaber

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you hold it upside down and when you turn it on it slices through your leg.

I wish I that Mega Horny would stop wishing he was Chris Watarimono

[Mega Horny]

Granted, however....

I wish I were Crazy Elf Boy.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But Crazy Elf Boy and myself would tag-team clobber you down! I get seconds to get back for posing as me at the Gossip Game! >_>

I wish I got a bigger music collection.

-Chris R.

[Blademaster]

Granted - all your CD's become 1 inch bigger, making them utterly useless, since they no longer fit in your CD player or computer. At the same time, all your music files double in size, overloading your computer and iPod, causing them to explode.

I wish Oompa-Loompas were real...

...And that they sang in real life, just like in the movie.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but thats all they do, sing sing sing and sing, and it ticks you off.

I wish that people would pay me what they owe me.

[Fett One]

Granted, but what they owe you is 100 punches

I wish to own a robot

[Blademaster]

Granted, but thats all they do, sing sing sing and sing, and it ticks you off.

...Cool! You granted my wish perfectly, Elf! Thanks!

...Ahem...

Granted - you now own Walkman, The Guinness Book of World Records' $2 robot made from the remains of a Sony Walkman and a broken circuitboard. Walkman's special robot powers include walking on a slant, struggling when his legs are held down, and picking up 4 decibels of FM radio when close to aluminum foil. Enjoy.

I wish everyone on Earth were just like me.

[+conspiracy+]

Granted only everyone gets sick of one another...

I wish i had a gabilliontrillionzillion hangman plushies that I could store on the moon

[pokemon4eva]

Granted but that number dosen't exist so you got only one.

I wish Halo 3 was out

[Fett One]

Granted but the game comes out so soon that the developers haven't had time to fix the bugs and to program the end of the game.

I wish to become a superhero

[Everoy]

Granted, you are now "Buttox Man", feared for the size of his oversized right buttcheek.

I wish for Diamond/Pearl to be extremely awesome but still come out on time, and with the traditional Fire/Water/Grass starters.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the game will be so awesome that people will stop working to play it and the world would stop to a halt.

I wish that the last Simpsons episode would end in a bang.

[Fett One]

Granted, your tv will explode the second the episode ends

I wish to own a high-tec suit of armor

[Everoy]

Granted, you become better. Faster. Stronger. But the side effect of the suit is all of your brain cells spontaneously combust, since it's designed for Martians.

I wish for muthafuggin snakes on a plane!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but I misread the post as Snake Muffins and then the moment you take a bite out of the muffin, you become a snake for all of eternity.

I wish I had Fairy Godparents.

[Everoy]

Granted, but you tell your best friend right away so Jorgen von Strangle takes them away and eats your gall bladder, pancreas, and spleen.

I want Dragon's internal organs.

[Fett One]

Kevvaelli, you have to wait every 2 post before posting again.

Granted, but dragon organs aren't compatible with humans so you die a painful death

I wish to be 8 feet tall

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But you are now as tall as 8 baby feet which is only about 50cm

I wish I had a cool sword

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you'll find it to be too big and heavy to use a shield with it (think the Biggoron's sword from the Zelda games).

I wish that I had endless riches.

[Everoy]

Sorry o.o;

Granted, you get two endlessly long 50 dollar bills. Too bad they're too long to be used for anything.

I with for a 12-foot p-er, chocolate bar. Yeah, chocolate bar.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get sick and die from eating that much chocolate

I wish to meet a female celebrity

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but that female celebrity really is a cross-dressing male who is totally disgusting.

I wish I had in my possession The Egyptian God Cards, The Legendary Dragons, and the Sacred Beasts.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The Egyptian God Cards will haunt your dreams, the Sacred Beasts will steal your energy, and the Legendary Dragons will just kill you.

I wish I had an internet connection at my house. Or better yet, a phone line.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it replaces your TV cable, and you go insane with out TV to balance it out.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today

Cause I am sick and I need to hand in an assignment

[Fett One]

Granted, but you have to go to school on Saturday to make up for missing today

I wish to get a job

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it will be in a weird smelling fish factory.

I wish to be a genie for everyone making future wishes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but everyone includes the whole world so every second of your lifetime you will be granting wishes with no time to rest.

I wish I had a genie that would grant all my wishes without them being twisted or cruel.

[Fett One]

Granted but the genie can only grant you one wish and you will turn into a demon 5 minutes after the wish is granted

I wish to have a pet dog that can live as long as a human

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he/she will have a wild instinct, and will bite people almost all the time.

I wish that I was lucky all the time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you will be plagued with bad luck all the time making your life totally miserable.

I wish that every time I entered my bedroom, my room was totally spotless and clean.

[Fett One]

Granted, there is absolutly nothing in your room, no furniture, no clothes, no nothing

I wish for a new spider-man cartoon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its a stupid filler cartoon that sucks.

I wish I had some caterpillars