<Game> Twisted Wishes v.2 (M.A. LV)

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alrighty... here's a v.2 approved by Lady Vulpix, and if you don't know, it goes like this...

Its called Twisted Wishes thx to LV who inadvertently gave it that name :-)
- what happens is the first person will make a wish...

-I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives, then posts his/her own wish...

-Granted. Everytime you touch her, you burn yourself.

-I wish I had the cutest puppy in the world.

Then the process repeats itself...

-Granted, only I want that same puppy, so you will have to fight me for it.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the TPM rules in general, and lets get this thing started where we left off...

-I wish that a new Twisted Wishes thread was started. (lol which it is)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but besides me no one will go on it.

I wish that I had a gigantic yellow dog.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but being a gigantic dog, you will have a lot of problem taking care of him, such as cleaning it and the 'loot' that it left.

I wish I could people's mind.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but people might not fully understand what you mean.

I wish that colds weren't so annoying.

[Hyperness is a Good Thing]

Granted, they're now no longer annoying, they just hurt like crazy.

I wish I had lots of delicious food to eat right now

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you will eat too much that you will turn fat.

I wish France would win this year world cup.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but there will be riots in other countries who did not win the World Cup and those riots will spread all around the world sending the planet into total chaos.

I wish I could have a chance to talk to J.K Rowling.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but she will not respond

I wish i had pink hotpants

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! Sadly the pink hotpants you ordered turned out to be blue.

I wish I could be a ninja.

-Chris R.

[Jeff]

Granted, but you will be a ninja wearing the pink hotpants that Mega Horny was supposed to get.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but you are instantly eaten.

I wish i were a Ninja wearing pink hotpants armed with an Oscar Meyer Weiner and a Wall clock around his neck.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you got kicked out of your ninja clan for looking rediculous

I wish I could own a house on the beach

[Jeff]

Granted, but it won't be on the sand, it will be in the water.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you wished for this (what a wasted wish)

I wish I had a life time supply of Lift.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, only that your life span will be for the next two hours.

I wish I could get my hands on Mega Horny's pink hotpants.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but then you would be a thief, you wouldn't want to be one, would you?

I wish that there was a cure for colds.

[The Blue Avenger]

Granted, only the cure involves contracting the flu instead.

I wish that I could meet They Might Be Giants.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted...except for they had to leave for a tour 2 minutes later.

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

-Chris R.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will not be able to afford any games or accessories for it, leaving you with just the system.

I wish that there was a real wishing well somewhere that could grant good wishes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but the wishing well is in Antarctia and by the time you get there, you will be frozen to death.

I wish that the next posts cannot use the letter S in it.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but I zhall uze z'z inztead, which are nearly the zame. Well, not really. Hmm, iz that twizted enough? No? Ok, you zuck big time. Fine, then you have to zlave over a hot oven for monthz, under the tyranic control of Julia Robertz.

I wish the next post could have no Gs, Rs, As, or N's

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but I'm afraid I used those letters, so sorry!

I wish that Neopets was more popular with people.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but none of your animal friends play it anymore.

I wish that I had remembered the rule to wait every other post before i posted this.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you still get reprimended for breaking the rules

I wish to have super powers

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you will only have them for a second.

I wish that this would become one of PCG's most popular games.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then it will get spamed out by stupid wishes because everyone runs out of ideas.

I wish that the PCG Pokemon Riddle thread would start again

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but sexual behaviour will soon cause it to decline once again.

I wish that i werent scared of anything.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But you'll end up being extra ticklish instead.

I wish I could have a real-life Mudkip.

-Chris R.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it doesn't do what you say and goes on a rampage.

I wish I had an XBOX 360

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Bill Gates will find out you got one illegally if it was stolen.

I wish that smoking was outlawed in all public places in North America.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, now all private locations are encompassed by nicotene users

I wish that I were red.

[Chris Watarimono]

Granted! But you would flash blue and eventually rocket off into space (similar to the Gossip Stones in Ocaraina of Time).

I wish I could get Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

-Chris R.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but everytime you play it, it crashes.

I wish that the following post could only post in Gibberish.

[Mega Horny]

Granted, howiwoer wjhel4te frist wowrd wsi norkmaal

I wiude thett AYWqa Twnen Ghunwe FRorice wds onm eafetday

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its the same episode on everyday

I wish the next wish is multicoloured

[Fett One]

Granted, but its a pain to make this type of post

I wish to become a ninja

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but its the same episode on everyday

hey you read that! Good job, brownie points! ^^

Granted, but everyone will call you a poser and make fun of you seeing as Chris R. Already made this wish.

I wish that I had perfect hair.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but your teeth are impossibly horrid.

I wish I had a bottomless supply of Kleenex.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then your nose falls off making them useless

I wish I had a DS

[Fett One]

Granted, but your DS will have faulty batteries which can't be removed rendering the DS useless

I wish to learn to use the force