Re: GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.5 (M.A. Zak)

**mr_pikachu** · 20th August 2006, 03:54 AM

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 5
Super Mod Approved by Zak

The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.

Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.

Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!

Unfortunately, I don't have any Goldfish left.

Fortunately, I still have plenty of granola bars.

**Fett One** · 20th August 2006, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately, the granola bars taste like dog food

Fortunately, you like dog food

**darktyranitar** · 20th August 2006, 10:11 PM

Unfortunately, that meant that you're a dog!

Fortunately, you are a smart dog that could talk and type.

**mr_pikachu** · 20th August 2006, 10:34 PM

Unfortunately, I can only type by hitting random keys.

Fortunately, I can still speak fluently.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 21st August 2006, 02:57 PM

Unfortunately, it all comes out as gibberish.

Fortunately, you are really a human whose animagus form is a dog.

**darktyranitar** · 21st August 2006, 03:03 PM

Unfortunately, you started to turn into a full-blooded dog.

Fortunately, there was a cure for this.

**mr_pikachu** · 21st August 2006, 06:17 PM

Unfortunately, I didn't have it.

Fortunately, my best friend did.

**Fett One** · 21st August 2006, 07:23 PM

Unfortunately, the cure is a silver bullet

Fortunately, you only need to touch the bullet

**Inferno_Dragon** · 21st August 2006, 09:04 PM

Unfortunately, by touching it, it will still kill you.

Fortunately, you have protective gloves and boots to keep the silver from killing you.

**mr_pikachu** · 21st August 2006, 09:24 PM

Unfortunately, I can't be cured by touching it through a glove.

Fortunately, I can be cured by touching it through a boot!

**Jeff** · 21st August 2006, 10:07 PM

Unfortunately, you don't have a boot.
Fortunately, you know where to get one.

**Fett One** · 21st August 2006, 11:48 PM

Unfortunately, the boot has a huge hole in it

Fortunately, you know where to get another boot

**mr_pikachu** · 21st August 2006, 11:49 PM

Unfortunately, I can't get there without a car.

Fortunately, my neighbor has a car.

**darktyranitar** · 22nd August 2006, 02:11 PM

Unfortunately, he refused to drive you there.

Fortunately, your mom then offered a ride.

**Fett One** · 23rd August 2006, 12:00 AM

Unfortunately, his mom used a stolen car

Fortunately, the owner didn't know it was stolen yet

**mr_pikachu** · 23rd August 2006, 03:26 PM

Unfortunately, he found out when we ran over his foot.

Fortunately, he was in too much pain to call the police.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 23rd August 2006, 09:05 PM

Unfortunately, a witness saw this happening.

Fortunately, a member of the mafia made the witness blind, deaf and mute so the witness couldn't testify.

**Fett One** · 24th August 2006, 07:24 PM

Unfortunately, the mafia wanted mr_pikachu to pay them for getting rid of the witness

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had the money they wanted

**mr_pikachu** · 24th August 2006, 09:19 PM

Unfortunately, I lost it in a business venture.

Fortunately, I won it back by gambling.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 25th August 2006, 08:53 PM

Unfortunately, you lost it by gambling more.

Fortunately, you had some money saved up in a special bank account.

**Fett One** · 25th August 2006, 08:57 PM

Unfortunately, his lost the account number

Fortunately, the bank has the information needed to access the account

**mr_pikachu** · 25th August 2006, 08:59 PM

Unfortunately, the teller decided to be mean and deny me a withdrawal.

Fortunately, I asked to speak with her manager.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 25th August 2006, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately, the manager was on vacation.

Fortunately, thanks to a good Samaritan, you were able to talk to her by calling her cell phone.

**Crazy Elf Boy** · 26th August 2006, 07:11 AM

Unfortunately, the cell phone was out of power

Fortunately, she had another one for just such an occasion

**mr_pikachu** · 26th August 2006, 07:12 AM

Unfortunately, she refused to let me use it.

Fortunately, I stole it from her.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 26th August 2006, 10:33 AM

Unfortunately, the police caught mr_pikachu and took him to the police station.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu could call the manager as one of his free calls.

**Fett One** · 26th August 2006, 03:28 PM

Unfortunately, the manager didn't answer her phone

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was allowed to make a second phone call

**mr_pikachu** · 26th August 2006, 05:42 PM

Unfortunately, I dialed the wrong number.

Fortunately, I was reconnected to someone who could help me.

**darktyranitar** · 27th August 2006, 08:21 AM

Unfortunately, the "person" is actually a Jigglypuff!

Fortunately, the Jigglypuff was a talking one, and it soon came to help you.

**Magmar** · 27th August 2006, 09:35 AM

Unfortunately, the Jigglypuff only spoke Spanish.

Fortunately, Captain Planet speaks every langauge in the world and just happened to fly in through the vent.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 27th August 2006, 12:00 PM

Unforunately, Captain Planet was too busy trying to stop an eco-terrorist and couldn't help you.

Fortunately, one of his planeteers wasn't so busy and was able to help you with your problem.

**Fett One** · 27th August 2006, 12:17 PM

Unforunately, the planeteers plan was to break mr_pikachu out of prison

Fortunately, mr_pikachu refused to go along with that plan so the police decided to give him a break and released him from prison

**mr_pikachu** · 27th August 2006, 06:37 PM

Unfortnately, the mafia promptly filled me with bullets.

Fortunately, bullets taste surprisingly tangy!

**Magmar** · 27th August 2006, 06:39 PM

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu is allergic to sugar bullets.

Fortunately, the asian water chick had hydrocortisone cream.

**Inferno_Dragon** · 27th August 2006, 07:49 PM

Unfornunately, the cream was a placebo and the asian water chick was run over by a tank.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had a magical genie to get him out of this terrible situation.

**mr_pikachu** · 27th August 2006, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately, the genie decided to twist my wishes.

Fortunately, I was actually willing to die to escape the situation.

**Fett One** · 27th August 2006, 08:03 PM

Unfortunately, they wanted to keep you alive so that they can torture you

Fortunately, they tortured you with feathers

**darktyranitar** · 28th August 2006, 06:32 AM

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was very ticklish, and he then tragically died from excessive laughing.

Fortunately, he was spared from any more torturing (Wait, is that good?)

**mr_pikachu** · 28th August 2006, 06:33 AM

Unfortunately, I was dead.

Fortunately, I was able to enjoy eternal peace.

**Fett One** · 28th August 2006, 06:37 PM

Unfortunately, eternal peace was ruined by Sadam

Fortunately, Sadam decided to give up his evil ways

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