Houndy, I know you love to post, but you could've just gone over to the Fanfiction section - the Golden Pen votes are right there; you could've put this there. That'd be OK; this post has no meaning here. It's SPAM, and the Mods are just gonna come and close this. Just giving you a heads-up so you don't see it was gone and then post something else.
And when you see this, please don't post a reply saying you're sorry or something similar - that's SPAM, too.
Sorry for sounding so curt, but it's been another sleepless night; I'm cranky.