(1) Here's my list...
- Rachel, your car is on fire!
- Aaaah my hand!
- FLICKY!
- Ouuuuuch...
- "It's hotter than %#$ out here."
- "Yes, where my breasts are bedded."
Well, all those I can remember...
(2)
- Rachel, your car is on fire!
My mom drove me to the high school parking lot for band practice, and as got their early so I just sat and waited for the director to come open up the band room doors. A lot of other band students were coming and sitting around in the parking lot, and a few of them started tossing around a little nerf football. Then in comes this car that parks a few spaces in front of us, and soon after the driver steps out and walks into the band room, smoke starts billowing out from under the hood. One of the girls over playing football yelled, "Rachel, your car is on fire..." and I don't think Rachel heard, because she never came back out to see what was going on. A couple minutes later, in the same volume, pitch, and tone, I hear, "Rachel, your car is on fire..." and some of the redneck boys I happen to go to school with come over and opened the hood just to have the smoke roll over them... I think they were going to see if they knew how to fix it.
- Aaaaah my hand!
I was sitting in some vocational laboratory class with six wasted guys, watching a video on jobs, and this scene came up with a guy working in a paper-grinding mill or something, sliding pieces of wood into a saw, and one of the guys in class yells out "Aaaah my hand!!!"
- FLICKY!
My friend and I used to collect Sonic the Hedgehog comics, and while I was reading one out loud (Sonic 3-D Blast 48-page Special) I got to the part where the giant bird statue yelled out "FLICKY!!!" and I recited it in the deepest voice I had, and my friend keeled over laughing.
- Ouuuuuuch...
My friends and I were standing in line for a ride at Universal, and we were bored, so we started pointing at each other E.T.-style and saying, "Ouuuuuch..."
- "It's hotter than %#$ out here."
My gothic friend, while we were standing in line for Back to the Future, reached a state of boredom where she didn't think anyone else cared what she said, so she says to the guy in front of her, "It's hotter than %#$ out here." The guy says "Yeah."
- "Yes, where my breasts are bedded."
My Literature class and I were reading The Crucible out loud, and the all-star football redneck jock made a Freudian slip while reading one of John Proctor's lines. The actual line is "Yes, where my beasts are bedded."
(3) No, not currently. If I do, I've forgotten about them.
EDIT: Oh, I remembered some more...
"MICROSM!" - My BritLit teacher had a hard time saying "microcosm" and he preferred to say "microsm" (pronounced "my-crozzm") instead... one day he was talking to the class about how saying the word "strength" would make you feel like you gained strength... so would the word "cookie"... then he tried "microsm!" and then he said that we shouldn't try doing that at a stoplight, where someone in the car beside us could hear us saying that. "Microsm...!"