GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, in order to do that, he had to get rid of Sakura.

Fortunately, he was a skilled assassin .... and he really hated Sakura.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this Sakura that he has to kill is the one from Cardcaptor Sakura, not the one from Naruto.

Fortunately, Gaara and Sasuke was satisfied enough that they agreed to give him the much-needed protection.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Sakura's Shield card protected her from all harm.

Fortunately, everybody loved Sakura more than all the others anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I hated Sakura so much that I launched a barrage of nuclear missiles at her.

Fortunately, Naruto's Sakura decided to perform a powerful move to step the nuclear missile barage.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the nuclear missle barrage was redirected at Iraq

Fortunately, every one was thrilled about that

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the missiles all missed and hit Iran.

Fortunately, Iran decided not to counterattack.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was only what everybody thought Iran would do because Iran launched a nuclear strike at every country except Iran and Iraq,

Fortunately, the missile dissappear into a wormhole that lead to another dimension.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the another dimension had advanced technology that cause the missiles to be redirected at it's original source.

Fortunately, the missiles was accidentally send to Jupiter.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this pissed off Sailor Jupiter

Fortunately, no one payed any attention to her

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Sailor Scouts backed her up.

Fortunately, Serena was too distracted and decided to take the group out for a fancy dinner.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, a mysterious bomb then fell from above.

Fortunately, it was a dud.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it still increased the terror alert level.

Fortunately, nobody cared about an aquamarine alert anyway.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, in todays fashion world aquamarine is the new red.

Fortunately, nobody really cares about keeping up with the new fashion.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unortunately, everyone dressed up in a different way and caused too much work for tailors.

Fortunately, a girl named Henna still dressed in the same way as...nobody.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, "nobody" was a famous fashion designer so it caused a big deal of stress to the world.

Fortunately, there was a pill for that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the pill caused memory lost

Fortunately, people didn't care since they couldn't remember anything

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Henna turned into a Jynx who could remember only the pill.

Fortunately, she could also sing better than Tarja Turunen (A Finnish opera-heavy-star).

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, nobody listen to opera nowadays.

Fortunately, Henna began to sing folk songs.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, no one cared about that either.

Fortunately, since that the only music left (every other type of music mysterious vanished for no apparent reason), people didn't mind.

[Phoenixsong]

Unfortunately, aliens from a distant planet thought that the music was brain-melting racket and vaporized Henna along with all traces of her godawful singing.

Fortunately, they gave everyone else donuts.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the donuts were laced with poison

Fortunately, humans were immune to the poison

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that situation only occured if they had the antidote with them.

Fortunately, all of them were smart enough to carry each a vial of antidote.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, The vials were accidently full of arsenic

Fortunately, Everyone was warned

[darktyranitar]

Fortunately, they weren't warned of the poison in the donuts.

Fortunately, they never ate the donuts that the aliens gave to them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the aliens tricked them by switching standard donuts with the poison donuts so the aliens would still win.

Fortunately, a psychic knew of this plan and told everybody to never a donut in their life.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Homer Simpson was too stupid to heed this warning

Fortunately, Marge stopped him from eating the donuts

[Phoenixsong]

Unfortunately, as Marge was disposing of the toxic donuts the aliens, frustrated at having their plans foiled, set her massive hair on fire.

Fortunately, Homer was able beat the flames down with Waffles the cat.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Waffle was then burned to death.

Fortunately, he makes a good roasted meat.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Homer refused to share the meat

Fortunately, he couldn't finish themeat so everyone else got to finish the leftovers, except for Lisa since she is a vegetarian

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, this pushed Lisa to destroy the meat

Fortunately, Its amazing what 8 years wont do if you threaten there invisible friend

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Ralph's imaginary friend counteracted Lisa's imaginary friend.

Fortunately, the two imaginary friends knew each other and wouldn't fight.

[Phoenixsong]

Unfortunately, that made no sense to me whatsoever.

Fortunately, neither does this: The infected chicken has eaten my parents while dancing the macarena atop a goat and a rabid lumberjack's imaginary friend of eight years.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, one person actually understood that

Fortunately, we killed that person to prevent him from having kids

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was immortal.

Fortunately, I know the Duncan McCloud (A.K.A) the Highlander so he could chop his head off and get rid of this one person.

(By the way, I never understood the chopping off heads thing and the lightning part either.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I tapped my 2 swamps and my forest to play a Putrefy on the Highlander instantly killing him.

Fortunately, No one here plays magic here so it doesn't matter. /cry

*Storms off in a big rage from the fact no one here plays magic*

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, a magic geek showed up

Fortunately, he didn't care

While I'm not a fan of magic I do know how to play the game; comes from being friends with people that enjoy playing it.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a Versus geek showed up to say that Magic is lame.

Fortunately, a Yu-Gi-Oh TCG Geek showed up to back the Magic Geek up while he beats the Versus geek into submission.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, a Pokemon TCG geek arrived and declared that his geekdom was better than all the others.

Fortunately, he was right.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he found out that there is someone else who is even geekier than the the four of them combined.

Fortunately, everybody that has been picking on them for being geek started to pick on this guy instead.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this guy was also a body builder

Fortunately, he didn't want to hurt anyone