GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you were still on Earth.

Fortunately, you had a teleporting machine that could send you to Pluto.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, he accidetly teleported onto Io, one of Jupiter's moons. (Correct me if I'm wrong...)

Fortunately, he had to make a pit stop anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Io had no bathrooms

Fortunately, he found a tree

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was the kite-eating tree.

Fortunately, it was on a strict non-human diet.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID turns out to be a dragon.

Fortunatelym the tree didn't like dragon's meat.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a wizard came along and decided to slay me.

Fortunately, I was able to change to my human form so I could easily avoid the blow.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the spell was homing, and still on course for Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, kitsun leaped in, Master Sword drawn, and deflected the spell back at the wizard, killing the wizard.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, kitsun then asked ID for a million dollar for saving him.

Fortuantely, kitsun agreed to compromise and go with the offered money of one hundred dollar.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unforunately, I ate it

Fortunately, I was forced to throw it up

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was unsalvagable.

Fortunately, I had an extra 100 dollar bill on hand plus I gave another 100 dollar bill just in case that the first one would get eaten.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, Kitsun was still very upset with CEB.

Fortunately, CEB was a very fast runner.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, kitsun was a faster runner.

Fortunately, darktyranitar then came and tripped kitsun's leg, causing him to fly off, out of sight.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, kitsun was headed towards a black hole.

Fortunately, I saved him in my dragon form (with a spell that allows me to breathe in space) and returned kitsun to earth.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, kitsun was so scared of what happened that he died of a heart attack

Fortunately, kitsun family had 1 pheonix down that they could use to bring him back

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the stabbing was caused by a stabbing from Sephiroth, and those who die by Sephiroth's blade are not revived so easily.

Fortunately, Cloud decided to kill Sephiroth in retaliation with his shorter, heavier sword.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately the story was brang back AND the Australian Governement wanted money for it

Fortunately, since i am Australian I dont have to pay for it....haha take that John Howard

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu got very angry and launched a barrage a missiles at Australia.

Fortunately, the Planeteers summoned Captain Planet to save Australia from the barrage of missiles.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, America inexplicably declared war with Australia, so Captain America grabbed the missiles and threw them at Australia with supersonic velocity.

Fortunately, Andrew emerged from the shadows and became Captain Australia, a superhero with no superpowers whatsoever.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Andrew got killed in this missle barrage

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon was able to revive him

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Andrew then decided to vent his anger towards Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, a missile then hit him, blowing him up into tiny pieces until he couldn't be revived anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was revived by someone casting Life3

Fortunately, Andrew had no memory of who he was

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was able to track the scent of his savior.

Fortunately, the person had grown wings and took flight, so the trail was lost.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a feather was left behind.

Fortunately, Andrew was a genius when it come to animal botany.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, we don't know whether that's fortunate or unfortunate.

Fortunately, andrew fortunately knew it was fortunately fortunate.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It was suddenly shifted towards the blast zone

Fortunately, this massive shifting of continents moved all inhabited coninents out of the way of the blast

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, it then caused a series of earthquake, tsunami, and volcanic eruption to happen at avery part of the world.

Fortunately, we were smart to get off to space and set a space colony there.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the moon also had a bomb which exploded.

Fortunately, we had a space colony on Mars.

[Ghost]

Unfortunately, the Space Colony had been destroyed by human-hating martians.

Fortunately, they forgot to destroy the spare space colony we had on Mars.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, no one survived the attack.

Fortunately, there are other survivors who are living on some spaceship that is drifting around Earth, hoping that Earth would one day be habitable again.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the ship ran out of supplies.

Fortunately, Earth becme habitable at that precice moment.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately Earth blew up.

Fortunately, they searched for the next earth-like planet named "Bob".

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Bob was inhabited by hostile aliens

Fortunately, the aliens were primitives, who only had rocks as weapons

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the martians brought the bobians their weapons

Fortunately, the bobians were untrained in the use of the weapons and ended up doing more damage to each other than to us.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they then up blow the planet up.

Fortunately, we were still alive.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, we were all infected with a zombie virus.

Fortunately, a brilliant scientist had the anti-virus.

[kitsun]

Unfotunately, the scientist was the first to be infected.

Fortunately, we killed the scientist outright, so the virus didn't spread

[Fett One]

Unfotunately, we didn't get rid of the scientist fast enough

Fortunately, the anti-virus worked

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it worked by destroying all organic matter with which it came in contact, including the people who took the anti-virus.

Fortunately, that minimized the damage from the virus.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that wiped out all humankind.

Fortunately, there was a half human, half dragon who was immune to the virus.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, There was only one of him

Forunately he was able to make new people to inhabit the earth again