GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the combination of his bodybuilding and klutziness led to him seriously injuring everyone who got near him.

Fortunately, the only people who came near him were evil.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu was evil so he kept on hurting mr_pikachu.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu casts Hadoken on the body builder.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu goofed up and cast the wrong spell

Fortunately, things worked out in mr_pikachu favor anyway

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the "Itchy" spell was really stupid and uncool.

Fortunately, it still rendered the bodybuilder utterly harmless.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the bodybuilder managed to remove the spell from his body.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu was long gone when the time arrived.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the bodybuilder knew where mr_pikachu lived

Fortunately, mr_pikachu moved

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the body builder knew where mr_pikachu moved.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu moved to the planet Pluto where he had his own private home which filtered Earth Oxygen every second.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he forgot to install the heating system.

Fortunately, some alien stopped at Pluto, and they had a heating system that they'd gladly give to mr_pikachu- free of charge.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the body builder was hiding inside the box for the heating system

Fortunately, the aliens took the box with them when they left

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the body builder escape from the box right before the aliens could ship him off.

Fortunately, the body builder got a terrible rash when exposed to hot temperatures so mr_pikachu turned up the temperature to sweltering heat.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu's home overheated the whole Pluto.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu had an ability to catch air in a bag and sent that bag fulll of Finnish winter air to Pluto.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Crazyelfboy got greedy and ate the air.

Fortunately, He brang a box with a nice Australian breeze in it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he lost the box

Fortunately, he had a spare box

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that box was curse.

Fortunately, I had the anti-curse.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you were still on Earth.

Fortunately, you had a teleporting machine that could send you to Pluto.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, he accidetly teleported onto Io, one of Jupiter's moons. (Correct me if I'm wrong...)

Fortunately, he had to make a pit stop anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Io had no bathrooms

Fortunately, he found a tree

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it was the kite-eating tree.

Fortunately, it was on a strict non-human diet.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, ID turns out to be a dragon.

Fortunatelym the tree didn't like dragon's meat.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a wizard came along and decided to slay me.

Fortunately, I was able to change to my human form so I could easily avoid the blow.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, the spell was homing, and still on course for Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, kitsun leaped in, Master Sword drawn, and deflected the spell back at the wizard, killing the wizard.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, kitsun then asked ID for a million dollar for saving him.

Fortuantely, kitsun agreed to compromise and go with the offered money of one hundred dollar.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unforunately, I ate it

Fortunately, I was forced to throw it up

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, it was unsalvagable.

Fortunately, I had an extra 100 dollar bill on hand plus I gave another 100 dollar bill just in case that the first one would get eaten.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, Kitsun was still very upset with CEB.

Fortunately, CEB was a very fast runner.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, kitsun was a faster runner.

Fortunately, darktyranitar then came and tripped kitsun's leg, causing him to fly off, out of sight.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, kitsun was headed towards a black hole.

Fortunately, I saved him in my dragon form (with a spell that allows me to breathe in space) and returned kitsun to earth.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, kitsun was so scared of what happened that he died of a heart attack

Fortunately, kitsun family had 1 pheonix down that they could use to bring him back

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the stabbing was caused by a stabbing from Sephiroth, and those who die by Sephiroth's blade are not revived so easily.

Fortunately, Cloud decided to kill Sephiroth in retaliation with his shorter, heavier sword.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu wanted to bring the story back to the box of Australian breeze.

Fortunately, he was wrong when he thought that the Australian goverment would like to get paid for the air.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately the story was brang back AND the Australian Governement wanted money for it

Fortunately, since i am Australian I dont have to pay for it....haha take that John Howard

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu got very angry and launched a barrage a missiles at Australia.

Fortunately, the Planeteers summoned Captain Planet to save Australia from the barrage of missiles.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, America inexplicably declared war with Australia, so Captain America grabbed the missiles and threw them at Australia with supersonic velocity.

Fortunately, Andrew emerged from the shadows and became Captain Australia, a superhero with no superpowers whatsoever.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, Andrew got killed in this missle barrage

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon was able to revive him

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Andrew then decided to vent his anger towards Inferno Dragon.

Fortunately, a missile then hit him, blowing him up into tiny pieces until he couldn't be revived anymore.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he was revived by someone casting Life3

Fortunately, Andrew had no memory of who he was

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was able to track the scent of his savior.

Fortunately, the person had grown wings and took flight, so the trail was lost.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, a feather was left behind.

Fortunately, Andrew was a genius when it come to animal botany.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortuantely, we don't know whether that's fortunate or unfortunate.

Fortunately, andrew fortunately knew it was fortunately fortunate.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he went insane from trying to comprehend that statement.

Fortunately, this prevented Andrew from killing anyone else.