Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 6
Super Mod Approved by Zak


The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, I'm not very good at golf.

Fortunately, I'm excellent at miniature golf.