GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 6
Super Mod Approved by Zak

The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, I'm not very good at golf.

Fortunately, I'm excellent at miniature golf.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, all miniature golf courses were shut down for renovations.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had his own private miniature golf course.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny rejoined the topic.

Fortunately, He didn't stay long.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his friends joined in

Fortunately, they were really nice

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were only nice to him because he owed them money. Otherwise, they wouldn't get violent and beat him up a lot.

Fortunately, Mega Horny had the money to pay them and everybody lived happily ever after.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, I didn't actually pay it.

Fortunately, Blademaster forced me to.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit.

Fortunately, the bank teller who later accepted the deposit didn't realize that.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bank teller got fired for that and had to live as a homeless person because her bank job paid the rent.

Fortunately, Bill Gates decided to start up a fund to help out the homeless people.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he lost interest when he realized that he was losing money rather than gaining it.

Fortunately, he didn't lose enough money to give up his title as the world's richest person.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the manager found out and fired the teller

Fortunately, the teller got a job at another bank

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this allowed him to stay as pompous as ever

Fortunately, Dragonis drowned him in his own urine.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this was all a bad dream.

Fortunately, Bill Gates knew the remedy a bad dream was a nice hot cup of milk with chocolate and marshmellows ... and to swim in his money bin.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he quickly discovered that diving into an empty money bin can be quite painful.

Fortunately, he was able to sue the person who stole his money bin for damages... and he did the same to the company that built his "defective" money bin.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he lost both lawsuits

Fortunately, he was happy being poor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was all delusional and he became insane.

Fortunately, Donald Trump was his closest best friend and put him in the best psychiatric hospital.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, Tom Cruise publicly bashed Gates for seeking psychiatric help, saying it violated the principles of Scientology.

Fortunately, Oprah arrived to kill Tom shortly thereafter.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Oprah failed to get through the front gate of Tom Cruise's mansion.

Fortunately, she started a protest group that created a negative impact for scientology and Mission Impossible III's box office ratings.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Oprah was shot by a member of Scientology

Fortunately, she survived the shot

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, she was shot once again.

Fortunately this time, she wore bullet proof armor.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, she was shot in the face.

Fortunately, the bullet was stopped by the metal plate in her skull.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, this Heaven was ruled by Xenu.

Fortunately, he let Oprah continue her show from beyond the grave.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one watched it

Fortunately, this was a good thing

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Martha Stewart sued Fett One for using her trademark line.

Fortunately, Fett One was actually good friends with Martha Stewart and they decided to drop it if he would appear on Oprah's show.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, Fett One failed to show up for Oprah.

Fortunately, Oprah's show was completely booked, anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Martha Stewart still got mad

Fortunately, she forgot her anger when I allowed her to remodel Inferno_Dragon home

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, my home was really disguised as Fett One's home.

Fortunately, Fett One's house need to be remodeled so he didn't mind.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu travelled across the world wanting to meet all the TPMers.

Fortunately, he didn't find Fett One.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, I found Mikachu Yukitatsu

Fortunately, we ended up becoming friends

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, this Sakura that he has to kill is the one from Cardcaptor Sakura, not the one from Naruto.

Fortunately, Gaara and Sasuke was satisfied enough that they agreed to give him the much-needed protection.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Sakura's Shield card protected her from all harm.

Fortunately, everybody loved Sakura more than all the others anyway.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, I hated Sakura so much that I launched a barrage of nuclear missiles at her.

Fortunately, Naruto's Sakura decided to perform a powerful move to step the nuclear missile barage.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the nuclear missle barrage was redirected at Iraq

Fortunately, every one was thrilled about that

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the missiles all missed and hit Iran.

Fortunately, Iran decided not to counterattack.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the another dimension had advanced technology that cause the missiles to be redirected at it's original source.

Fortunately, the missiles was accidentally send to Jupiter.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, this pissed off Sailor Jupiter

Fortunately, no one payed any attention to her

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the Sailor Scouts backed her up.

Fortunately, Serena was too distracted and decided to take the group out for a fancy dinner.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, a mysterious bomb then fell from above.

Fortunately, it was a dud.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it still increased the terror alert level.

Fortunately, nobody cared about an aquamarine alert anyway.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, in todays fashion world aquamarine is the new red.

Fortunately, nobody really cares about keeping up with the new fashion.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unortunately, everyone dressed up in a different way and caused too much work for tailors.

Fortunately, a girl named Henna still dressed in the same way as...nobody.