GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.6 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 6
Super Mod Approved by Zak

The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, I'm not very good at golf.

Fortunately, I'm excellent at miniature golf.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, all miniature golf courses were shut down for renovations.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu had his own private miniature golf course.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, Mega Horny rejoined the topic.

Fortunately, He didn't stay long.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, his friends joined in

Fortunately, they were really nice

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were only nice to him because he owed them money. Otherwise, they wouldn't get violent and beat him up a lot.

Fortunately, Mega Horny had the money to pay them and everybody lived happily ever after.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, I didn't actually pay it.

Fortunately, Blademaster forced me to.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit.

Fortunately, the bank teller who later accepted the deposit didn't realize that.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the manager found out and fired the teller

Fortunately, the teller got a job at another bank

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the bank teller got fired for that and had to live as a homeless person because her bank job paid the rent.

Fortunately, Bill Gates decided to start up a fund to help out the homeless people.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he lost interest when he realized that he was losing money rather than gaining it.

Fortunately, he didn't lose enough money to give up his title as the world's richest person.

[Mega Horny]

Unfortunately, this allowed him to stay as pompous as ever

Fortunately, Dragonis drowned him in his own urine.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, this was all a bad dream.

Fortunately, Bill Gates knew the remedy a bad dream was a nice hot cup of milk with chocolate and marshmellows ... and to swim in his money bin.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he quickly discovered that diving into an empty money bin can be quite painful.

Fortunately, he was able to sue the person who stole his money bin for damages... and he did the same to the company that built his "defective" money bin.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he lost both lawsuits

Fortunately, he was happy being poor

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, that was all delusional and he became insane.

Fortunately, Donald Trump was his closest best friend and put him in the best psychiatric hospital.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, Tom Cruise publicly bashed Gates for seeking psychiatric help, saying it violated the principles of Scientology.

Fortunately, Oprah arrived to kill Tom shortly thereafter.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Oprah failed to get through the front gate of Tom Cruise's mansion.

Fortunately, she started a protest group that created a negative impact for scientology and Mission Impossible III's box office ratings.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Oprah was shot by a member of Scientology

Fortunately, she survived the shot

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, she was shot once again.

Fortunately this time, she wore bullet proof armor.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, she was shot in the face.

Fortunately, the bullet was stopped by the metal plate in her skull.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the metal plate was behind her brains.

Fortunately, after she was finally dead, she was accepted to Heaven.

[DarkEntei]

Unfortunately, this Heaven was ruled by Xenu.

Fortunately, he let Oprah continue her show from beyond the grave.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, no one watched it

Fortunately, this was a good thing

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Martha Stewart sued Fett One for using her trademark line.

Fortunately, Fett One was actually good friends with Martha Stewart and they decided to drop it if he would appear on Oprah's show.

[kitsun]

Unfortunately, Fett One failed to show up for Oprah.

Fortunately, Oprah's show was completely booked, anyways.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Martha Stewart still got mad

Fortunately, she forgot her anger when I allowed her to remodel Inferno_Dragon home

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, my home was really disguised as Fett One's home.

Fortunately, Fett One's house need to be remodeled so he didn't mind.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu travelled across the world wanting to meet all the TPMers.

Fortunately, he didn't find Fett One.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, I found Mikachu Yukitatsu

Fortunately, we ended up becoming friends

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the friendship ended when Mikachu Yukitatsu damaged Fett One's valuable Solid Gold Legendary Figurine collection.

Fortunately, Fett One was able to get a second set from eBay.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he had to sell his house to buy the set.

Fortunately, living in a cardboard box wasn't too bad.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu also lost his house and had to move into a box

Fortunately, i'm the one that moved into mr_pikachu house

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu and Fett One don't get along very well.

Fortunately, a mysterious stranger gave them each a pill that allowed them to calm down so they could live together.

[SoulflameNinetales]

(I'm still alive!)

Unfortunately, the pill give them humongous cravings for cheese

Forunately, a warehouse full of cheese was located close by.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, they had no money.

Fortunately, they were very skilled thieves.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately there were caught by Kakashi.

Fortunately, he was suddenly distracted when Naruto made 200 clones and started causing trouble.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately Naruto wanted $5,000 for helping us escape with the cheese

Fortunately, he accepted an I.O.U

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu had to use Wikipedia to see what is an IOU.

Fortunately, it didn't matter.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, Naruto knew that it matter and wanted to get his money at any cost.

Fortunately, Mikachu Yukitatsu hired Gaara and Sasuke to protect him from Naruto.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he could only afford them for 15 minutes

Fortunately, they gave him a full hour of protection for free