<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but then the language of English becomes totally impossible to understand.

I wish that I could be like a "Mr. Fix-It" around here, for broken things (not people, unfortunately).

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only fix bent pieces of metal

I wish energy weapons were real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. I'll shoot you with one. You guessed it!

I wish I had a summer cottage in Argentina.

[firepokemon]

Granted you get a cottage in Argentina and you even get a visit from Lady_Vulpix. Unfortunately you arrive at a time when inflation is way out of control, the government is nuts and the people are fighting against them. You decide to visit Uruguay as you have never been there and when you arrive back in Argentina. No more summer house in Argentina.

I wish I never watched The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift. I want my wasted minutes back.

[Fett One]

Granted but you end up spending those minutes watching paint dry

I wish the next transformers movie has the dinobots in it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They break out from TV and eat you.

I wish someone granted this wish with typos.

[Unsolved Puzzle]

grnted bcause u r my bst fred

i wish i had halo 3 right now with the disc in the case

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose the case on your way home

I wish for an even better Neo/Agent Smith fight, that still ends with Neo winning

[Unsolved Puzzle]

Granted, but it turns out Agent Smith is your father

I wish i could live inside my fanfic "Urban Chaos"

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you get a punishment because you didn't wait for another person to post after yourself and Fett One and that's against PCG rules.

I wish I had a real videogame character as a neighbour.

[Fett One]

Granted but your neighbor ends up being a Space Pirate from Metroid Prime and he never stops shooting at you when ever you walk by.

I wish to have a pet eagle

[endy]

Granted, but you get 3 to 5 years for owning an endangered speices.

I wish I lived inside pokemon the anime.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You are a Magikarp...what the heck, that's not bad...OK, you are the first person that dies for good in the Pokémon anime history. (Note that Ash has died, but not for good)

I wish I could come up with the best wish in the history of this Twisted Wishes game.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You wish to die, and that wish is granted.

I wish people used their wishes more wisely.

[Fett One]

Granted but you kill them for doing so

I wish everyone liked this emoticon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since everyone likes it, it is destroyed by people hugging it to much

I wish I had a heart

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you'll have a whale heart to eat.

I wish the EU soon achieved its goal 'The United States Of Europe'.

[Fett One]

Granted but no one liked it so the government got over thrown and was replaced with a monarchy

I wish for a new pet (my lovebird just died today)

[firepokemon]

Granted, you get a new pet unfortunately for some reason your mother was dazed (perhaps busy at work or at home and thus confused) so she got you some pet flys. Now you thought, well ok I'll have a go at keeping flies as pets unfortunately them, being flies they tend to die a lot and require feeding. So you get them some meat to feed on. Soon those lucky flies are laying eggs and you're getting baby flies ie. maggots. So you have a situation on your hand, your mother finally, wakes up from her dazed state. She implodes on you and you're stuck again with no pets.

I wish PCG didn't look as crowded as it did right now. Some games seem to be dying which is sad

[Toxicity]

Granted, but the games will come back to life with so much vigor that they will end up closed and restarted in a matter of a week if not days.

I wish stubborn people would be more open to listening and less willing to shove their opinions down the throats of others.

[Fett One]

Granted but all of the non stubborn people end up becoming stubborn to counter those people no longer being stubborn

I wish music never existed

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but rap does not count.

I wish the letter x never existed.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but thanks to your wish, any words that start with that letter don't exist. Very important items.

I wish I was a zombie.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get captured and placed in a circus freak show

I wish parents will stop complaining about violence in cartoons

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Instead, every parent in the world simply kills all of his or her children, leaving nothing but orphans and ancient cripples. You join the others six feet underground.

I wish that I could sleep until Friday (when I go back to school).

[Toxicity]

Granted, but you wake up at a time that causes you to completely miss your first class sessions.

I wish the weather wasn't so hot in the States right now.

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, all the heat leaves everywhere else and goes right to where you are.

I wish for a Wii, of course.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it will only play educational games.

I wish for a PSP.

[Fett One]

Granted but it can only play japanese games, which you can't enjoy since you don't read japanese

I wish for a second Wii controller

[Ghost]

Granted, but right when you are about to play your Wii breaks.

I wish I had a PS3 controller with Rumble.

[Toxicity]

Granted, but the rumble feature will only work if it is in touching distance of your lap.

I wish Windows Vista seemed a little more unique.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It will be unique, as in, it can't start up properly at all. And it's even slower than Window 95.

I wish I could stop grinning like mad at the time being.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Being tossed in a wood chipper tends to make one slightly unhappy.

I wish I hadn't forgotten that I started this thread and was thus responsible for posting the next version.