<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted but he breaks all of the rules, which gets him banned from TPM

I wish all Petter Griffin/Chicken fights to be funny

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, now they spend all their time making their fightd funny and leave no time to maek the rest of the show funny.

I wish for a kitten, that doesnt have any surprises install for me, just a normal kitten

[Dark-San]

Granted. You get a kitten but it died a few weeks later due to your negligence of not feeding it. Some bad owner you are for ignoring your pets.

I wish there is an award for Crazy Elf Boy to win.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. He is now 'the member who posts before Mikachu Yukitatsu'. Knowing the recents posts regarding that, you believe even harder that we have some kind of a relationship and bad rumours burst out.

I wish you never noticed that I don't read the thread completely.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, we also didn't read your post either. So ....yeh um. Yeh

I wish I could have thought of something to post then

[Dark-San]

Granted. I finished up a lengthly post over at LVU and tagged you. You better start thinking on how to post or else.

*whips out an AK-47*

I wished that my television set could be replaced by a plasma television set. HD supported of course. ^.^

[Fett One]

Granted but after watching 1 channel for 20 hours, the station logo gets burned into the screen and the store won't take back the TV since you didn't pay for the warrantly

I wish it was impossible to get a heart attack

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you die from a appendix explosion

I wish appendixes didn't explode

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then appendix explosion isn't the only way humans die. They still die of diseases, accidents and murders etc... Just naming a few. But then you can always be smack down by a vehicle while crossing the road and have your inner organs scattered all over the road and pathway right?

I wish Fett One would create a new game topic than the ones we are participating in now.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to wait 2 years for me to post the games

I wish to learn how to make emoticons

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You're so fascinated by them that they become all you post, until you are finally banned for overuse.

I wish Dark-San's avatar weren't so creepy.

[Dark-San]

Granted. If eating one's butt does sounds a hell lot creepier then perhaps I should revert back to my original 'Lambo pee anywhere everywhere'! The cute little assassin from Hitman Reborn series would loved to be featured again here.

I wish Fett One would create a new game within a month for the members to join in without failure.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Problem is, someone then hacked into the forum, and the said hackers then deleted all the game and hijacked all the TPMers that ever played the game.

I wish Fett One will change his avatar.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since he changed it we have to read his name so we knew who posted rather then just remembering his avatar

I wish my dinner was here already

[Dark-San]

Granted. You have it earlier but the food is still raw, Your parents didn't had much time preparing it since you are demanding the food to be on the table.

I wish I can find a part time job by next month.

[firepokemon]

Granted, You have your part time job and a well paying job at that cleaning whore houses. You thought it would be like in Japan where the bath houses have attractive women. Unfortunately it happens to be for fags and homos. And they don't want you cleaning they want you as their whipping boy.

I wish time was frozen for a day

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but when it unfreezes you remain frozen

I wish time couldn't freeze

[Fett One]

Granted, life continues on as normal until you get hit by a truck and die at which point time has no meaning for you

I wish there was no hell

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but there will be no Heaven either.

I wish you didn't think I'm an atheist.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, we know think that you an atheist hater

I wish Mikachu didn't hate atheists

[darktyranitar]

Granted. He'll start to hate everyone, atheist or not.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy will now post after Mikachu instead of the other way around.

[Dark-San]

Granted.

*Looks at post above darktyranitar*

I wish both Mikachu and Crazy Elf Boy would just admit the truth about their secret relationship.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then you can no more make wild guesses about it.

I wish the same thing as darktyranitar.

[Fett One]

Granted, Crazy Elf Boy just hacked into Fett One account and posted using his name. (I don't think that has ever happened before in this game)

I wish my account could never be hacked into

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the administrator accidentally deleted off your account leaving you with one at all. Time to say bye bye to those post counts >.<

I wish the atheists would just eat up Mikachu for beating them earlier.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. The hacker will now delete your post instead.

I wish classy_cat was online at the moment.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Her boyfriend gets jealous about your interest and decapitates you for it.

I wish I had my real room back, rather than the attic in which I'm currently staying...

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your poor parents now moves to the attic and you get your room back. What an unfilial son they had!

I wish my wish earlier was fulfiled!

*Damn everyone missed my wish*

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, instead of beating up Mikachu the hacker changed your screen name to Mikachu and they beat up you instead

I wish I could have done that easier

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You tell the atheist where Mikachu lives, but then it turns out you accidentally gave them your adress. Have a happy beating!

I wish I have some rice to eat at the moment.

[Fett One]

Granted but the rice is seasoned with human blood

I wish people were immune to all forms of radiation

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but for some odd reason you can no longer X-ray...yes, it may have no real effect, but...

I wish I could be at school forever.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You failed your studies but still remain in school to be employed as a toilet cleaner!

*Hands Mikachu a mop*

Go mop the toilet floor and wash the urinate points after that!

I wish that nuclear power is a thing of the past.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since it is a thing of the past we have already experienced the many side effects of nuclear power, such as waste and radiation

I wish I had a DS

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you'll get mine but not until you have cleaned my school's toilet for a 1279 (your current post count!) times.

I wish you all joined my former school's forum.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. We then delete the forum off, leaving them to blame it on you for inviting us.

I wish I didn't have this mouth ulcers.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, instead of mouth ulcers you now have Ultra super Gingivitis

I wish The was no such the as Ultra super Gingivitis

[Dark-San]

Granted. You contracted some outrageous incurable disease and had to spend the rest of your life suffering alone.

I wish the hospitals are better equiped.

[Fett One]

Granted but you don't have insruance so the hospital won't use any of the equipment on you

I wish to own every transformers cartoon on DVD

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but because my friend loves transformers, I tell him were your house is and he steals them.

I wish I had $238Aus