GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[mr_pikachu]

Fortunately, Unfortunately - version 7
Super Mod Approved by Zak

The rules of Fortunately, Unfortunately are pretty simple. Just continue the story with two statements. The first should start with "Unfortunately" and the second should start with "Fortunately". Here's an example of how it might work.


Unfortunately, everyone in the world became evil!

Fortunately, the evil people learned to live in peace.



Get the idea? Just continue the story, from post to post. It can go in wild and crazy directions, so be ready for some hilarity!

All other rules of PCG still apply, so be sure to read them.

Let’s get it started!



Unfortunately, less than 20 people have joined the TPM Battling League so far.

Fortunately, there's still plenty of time to register.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they had to fill out this long permission form to register for TPM Battling League.

Fortunately, it took only 15 minutes to fill the whole thing out.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, they couldn't make it on the battling day.

Fortunately, mr_pikachu then postponed the battling date to another day.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I do not have a Nintendo DS and Pokemon Diamond/ Pearl and could not register for the TPM Battling League in time.

Fortunately, I had to wait for one month and work my ass out before I can get it. Hence would it be too late to register for the league by then?

[mr_pikachu]

(Was that a true "Fortunately"?)

Unfortunately, you will have to miss the inaugural tournament if you don't have a DS and Diamond/Pearl.

Fortunately, registration will be open for as long as the league is in business. And you are permitted to register for the TPMBL even if you don't yet have the games - you just won't be able to compete until you get them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately to a major mishap, all Diamond and Pearl games were shipped to the moon.

Fortunately, a second space shuttle intercepted the first space shuttle and retrieved the games.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately the second shuttle met up with a little mishap and was delayed.

Fortunately, Mr Pikachu was the shuttle operator and was able to gear the first shuttle back to Earth.

PS> That previous 'Fortunately' post was the truth.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he landed at the wrong place.

Fortunately, he landed in front of my house, so I got Diamond and Pearl catridge for free!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were all in polish

Fortunately, There was a box with english versions

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, they were all taken and bundled up to be sold for high profit by me.

Fortunately, the cops was there at the scene.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, instead of catching you, they catch mr_pika.

Fortunately, that means that I can get into the spaceship to get those English version of the Pokemon Diamond/Pearl catridge.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the door is magically locked.

Fortunately, you are a powerful sorcerer whose magic is beyond belief.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, you get trapped in between the doors

Fortunately, you are able to walk through walls

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, there are no walls.

Fortunately, a man appears with a proposition.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the proposition involves your soul.

Fortunately, you don't have a soul since you are really a vampire sorcerer.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, upon your statement, the clouds above move away, causing sunlight to fell upon me.

Fortunately, I had earlier applied sunblock.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the SPF for the sunblock isn't high enough

Fortunately, you provided you with protection long enough to get out of the sun

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the sun does not sets for another three months and the protection would by then wear off.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy provides darktyranitar with a genuis solution.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the solution didn't work.

Fortunately, I hand you the ring used by Spike that allows a vampire to walk in the daylight.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, It was stolen

Fortunately, Inferno Dragon beat up the thief and gave it back to Darktyranitar

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I was long turn into dust by the time he got the ring back.

Fortunately, he managed to resurrect me.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the spell that he used to resurrect you went haywire and you ended up with a body with five heads.

Fortunately, the other four heads are easily removable through a 35 hour surgery.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, After 34 hours the surgery went wrong

Fortunately, two heads are better then one

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, the other heads is constantly jabbering at me.

Fortunately, with the new head, I was somehow a lot smarter.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the other head's brain is a whole lot smaller. Hence, you are only a little smarter but not as smart as I am. ^.^

Fortunately, I invented a formulated drink that makes everyone smart by drinking it and darktyranitar is the first to sample it.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, you messed up and it decreased darktyranitar IQ to the intelligence of a worm.

Fortunately, I was able to fix what dark-san had done.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, This was done by fusign to to Darktyranitar

Fortunately, Darktyranitar liked you being fused to him

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he liked it in an unhealthy way

Fortunately, you were unfused thanks to a powerful sorcerer

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, all magic has a cost.

Fortunately, this spell only cost a penny.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, you only have Singaporean money.

Fortunately, the wizard accept any kind of penny.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, it was a fake penny

Fortunately, the wizard never found out

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately if we start to unfuse Crazy Elf Boy from darktyranitar, darktyranitar's IQ will return back to the level of the worm.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy decides to stick with darktyranitar for the rest of his life.

*Ughs reminds me of Sci-Fi Harry, so gross*

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, I did not want him to stay with me for the rest of my lives.

Fortunately, CEB then prove his usefulness, so I accept his stay.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, CEB then slept with your mom which you had to watch since you are fused with him

Fortunately, you found a way to get rid of that memory

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, I ate all the food in his house

Fortunately, Darktyranitar wasn't hungry

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar is just merely thirsty and wanted to get a drink.

Fortunately, Crazy Elf Boy got him the lemonade by controling darktyranitar's left hand.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, CEB's head then took a swig from the lemonade.

Fortunately, he left some lemonade for me to drink.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, the lemonade was Lift and I liked it soooo much I drank it all

Fortunately, there was another can

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the drink content of the other can is Coca Cola and not lemonade.

Fortunately, Fett One was able to change it into lemonade using magic.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he turned the coca cola into toxic lemonade.

Fortunately, CEB then grab the can and started drinking it to the last drop of the lemonade.