<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[mr_pikachu]

Okay, it's time for version #4 of Twisted Wishes!


What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

Granted. Everytime you touch her, you burn yourself.

I wish I had the cutest puppy in the world.

And the process continues to repeat itself.

Granted, only I want that same puppy, so you will have to fight me for it.

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Let's get it started!

I wish that TPM was the most popular forum on the internet.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It becomes so popular that a lot of hackers come here to mess this forum up.

I wish I can get myself a Nintento DS and the Pokemon Diamond/Pearl catridge.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You were given this gift from the heavens. However due to some delivery mistake from the angel, it was send to my house instead. Thanks Faiz!

I wish that darktyranitar will move over from Malaysia to Africa, so we can have our very first mod from that region.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the plane crashes and we lose our dear Darktyranitar

I wish Sunday was he already

[darktyranitar]

Granted. But you slept your way through the day.

I wish mr_pikachu will include our character in his fic.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's only an all-new Chinese character, seen in one panel only.

I wish Amnesty International took action against bannings in message boards.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted they settle dispute against not banning forums by banning you from every forum

I wish for a world of peace lie I see in my dreams

[darktyranitar]

Granted. But it turn out that in your dream, the said world of peace then goes out for a war. And since your dream is like that, welcome back to the real world *sounds of shooting in the background*

I wish US will retreat all its troop from Iraq and Afghanistan

[Dark-San]

@darktyranitar~ Damn I just realized that you quoted me. But it is okay... ^.^

Granted. The United States retreated and now the European Union moves into both countries and occupied them. No difference at all, since the countries are still occupied but only a different group.

I wish that Mikachu could watch more animes in Chinese.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but instead of writing in Finnish he starts to write posts in chinese

I wish I had super smash brothers brawl

[Magmar]

Granted, but you don't have a console to play it on.

I wish the Bowling for Soup tour would come to RI this year.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, due to an accident, you become deaf and can't hear them at all.

I wish I had my very own The Cheat.

[Fett One]

Granted but he doesn't listen to you and spends every day plotting your demise

I wish The Cheat can boss Strongbad around for just one day

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he puts a hit out on you

I wish I had the language disc for this computer

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it only contains one language; The Cheat and that has no real worldly use for you.

I wish I could own the latest Sims 2 Game.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You got the game but it was in poor condition on its way here, after it fell off from the delivery truck, got hit by an incoming van, run over by a BMW, stepped on by pedestrians, defecated over by stray animals etc.. before being thrown back into the delivery truck.

I wish my signature could be more interesting.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You put a lot of quotes, pic, link, etc - all in the length of sig that is allowed. It took a lot of space, so Little Pikachu will quickly come and delete your sig. All that is left is "This sig has been owned".

I wish Dark-San will actually change his sig - without getting owned by Little Pikachu.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but in order to do this Little Pikachu uses up your sig space

I wish Dark-san and Darktyranitar could be both have large sigs

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. They're so big that your computer crashes trying to load them.

I wish I had more to do with my spare time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it involves reading the books that are 10,000 pages long and by the time you do that, all your spare time has been wasted up.

I wish I could read books really fast.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You flipped the book too far through reading it at an amazing speed. The friction between your fingers and the pages ignited a combustion that burns up your book, the chair you are sitting and spreads throughout your house, burning them all down. Great, you are homeless now...

I wish French could be a more popular language than English.

[Fett One]

Granted but people are resentful of you for making them speak french so they burn your house down and make you live under a bridge

I wish Family Guy was consistently funny

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it gets too funny that people start to ignore it and it gets canceled. (And believe me, I am hating myself for twisting this wish because I love Family Guy! It is even more hillarious than The Simpsons.)

I wish that Stewie would finally kill Lois once and for all.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Great! Stewie pulls out a dagger, walking silently towards Lois' bed. Before Lois knew it, she had already been stabbed at repeatedly around her neck area. Choking in her own blood, she fell onto the floor and crawled up towards the nearest drawer.

"Cut!" yelled the director.

"There has been a change of script. Lois, you are suppose to kill Stewie now."

And without a moment to lose, Lois took out a pistol and shot dead Stewie. There Stewie is dead for real while Lois died in the scripts.

I wish there can be more dramatic endings to the existing fanfics.

[Fett One]

Granted but that kind of ending becomes overused so people stop reading fanfics, which leaves people with nothing to do so they start fighting each other and everyone on the planet ends up in jail due to fighting.

I wish everyone obeyed the law

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but due to a misprint there is a law that says everyone must kill each other which causes the extinction of the human race.

I wish I could come up with more creative wishes so I don't have to copy other people's wishes or try to twick previous wishes that I have used before.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You are given too much creativity that your brain overload and froze there. Congratulation, you are now offically a vegetable.

I wish my life outside the board to be more interesting.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You are now a criminal, and you got the police right behind your trail. Isn't that exciting?

I wish I had some more money right now.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its all fake

I wish DT got some real money

[Dark-San]

Granted. All of that in monopoly dollars. Hey they are considered to be regarded as real in the game of monopoly.

I wish I can create a business that monopolises all of the industries.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you are now in the movie industry but thanks to the law that forbids any monopoly relating to the movie industry, all you own have been shut down and now you are broke.

(I knew that bit of knowledge would come in handy some day.)

I wish knowledge was truelly power.

[firepokemon]

Granted, you have your wish and can now use knowledge as true power. Unfortunately no one actually likes knowledgeable people thus you are blown up.

I wish for a new phone.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, thanks to your wish I am the most powerful person in the world

I wish I dont screw todays ceremony up

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you mess up TOMORROW's Ceremony.

I wish I could submit a game to AGS no matter how bad or amateur it is.

[Fett One]

Granted but no one likes it so you get banned from AGS for life

I wish to date a supermodel

[Dark-San]

Granted. You get your supermodel. Unfortunately she has a weird taste for human flesh and you ended up on her dinner plate.



See you in heaven!

I wish my alarm clock is working since I had smashed the last one some mornings ago.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you will smash that one as well when you are in a bad mood one morning.

I wish I could have a Ipod with even more megabites in it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it contains too many "megabites" and becomes unstable and blows up

I wish I had a bowl of rice

[Dark-San]

Granted. You get your bowl of rice and begin eating happily but the cook did not inform you of the special ingredients which includes earthworms, dog's poo, smelly socks, my chew out fingernails and Mr Pikachu's old underwear. Enjoy eating, mate.

I wish there are two me's so I can finished up watching the DVDs I loan the other day.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but the other you gets tired of you taking the limelight so he kills you and takes your place in life.

I wish I could have fugu that was served by a professional chef.