<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but all his credentials get taken away except for his one on ears

I wish that everyone knew what they were talking about

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I use mr_pikachu's grant in v.3 to grant it.

Granted. Incidentally, some people believe that you become one with the universe and attain omniscience when you die.

And you'll notice it doesn't really suit in this context.

I wish mr_pikachu didn't see me copying him.

[firepokemon]

Granted but you cause Mr. Pikachu to disappear forever.

I wish Mr. Pikachu did not have to disappear forever.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he has to leave because of some weird possibly made up reason

I wish that people would make up stuff

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the people in the world, except for you, make the biggest vanilla cream pie in the world, and they throw it on top of you, upside down of course, trapping you under the pie plate.

I wish that there was a Crazy Elf Girl on TPM just for Crazy Elf Boy's sake.

[firepokemon]

Granted a Crazy Elf Girl comes to TPM, however, Crazy Elf Girl enjoys beating up Crazy Elf Boy and Crazy Elf Boy becomes scared and timid. When Crazy Elf Girl asks Crazy Elf Boy for marriage he seems to think he has no choice. Thus out comes Crazy Elf Junior who is found to be a real menace like its mother and it spams the TPM boards and eventually the whole Crazy Elf family are banned and forbidden from TPM forever.

I wish we were all transported into the pokemon world.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but we learn that the oxygen in the pokemon world is different than ours so we sufficate and die.

I wish that every time I made or granted a twisted wish, I would get 1 dollar which I would then donate to charity.

[Fett One]

Granted but you are given play money so the charities sue you for fraud since you are giving them play money

I wish president Bush wasn't an idiot

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Instead of being an idiot, president Bush is a stupid man's idiot (something I "copied" from the game Atomic Bomberman, as in a bigtime fool).

I wish everyone in the world had a connection to a royal family.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but in order to connected, they had to pay bunch of royalties to be considered related and since the amount is so high, people don't want to associate with any royal family.

I wish I knew the exact post count when a TPM game would end.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you won't be granted the joy of surprise then.

I wish I could never forget good jokes.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the jokes you tell have been told for years and thus they're no longer funny.

I wish the internet could handle sarcasm.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, unfortunately the internet can only handle sarcasm while every other way of talking is drowned out forever.

I wish people would take everything a little less serious

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the people in the world become completely oblivious to one another, making it extremely easy for terrorists to wipe them off the planet.

I wish every day was like a Saturday.

[Fett One]

Granted but you still ahve to work 5 days a week

I wish to be best friends with the devil

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but being best friends with devil means he still tortures you and your soul, kills you and revives you with a painful manner, sends all your other friends to hell. You see, the devil is so evil that his impression of best friends is very strange.

I wish I never made typos.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now you can only write in Chinese

I wish I could read and speak every language

[firepokemon]

Granted, but you end up mucking yourself up all the time, for you see when you're suppose to be speaking Chinese Mandarin you actually speak French. When you're talking to French people you speak Italian and so and so and so and so on. Then people ask you to translate everything and everyone in the world needs to talk to you, and because you know every language you know what everyone in the world is saying.

I wish I could speak and read and hear just one other language besides English.

[Fett One]

Granted, that language is garmanense, which is only known by one other person

I wish to have a universal translator so that I can understand all known languages

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but using the translator is very painful because it looks like and is like a pincushion
and every time you use it, you have to poke yourself.

I wish I had more chance to test my abilities at English, Swedish, Japanese, German, French, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you forget how to speak and write your main language all together and now you can't communicate with any of your fellow country people.

I wish they was a 55-part episode about a lengthy Duel Monster Duel between the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but this would result in a lot of extremely impatient people waiting for the end.

I wish I could see the future with my eyes closed.

[Fett One]

Granted but you only see alternate futures not the actual future

I wish it was nice and sunny every weekend

[firepokemon]

Granted it is nice and sunny every week. However, how does one interpret nice? Does that mean scorching days of high temperatures and little rain? Because unfortunately, that is what happened. The weekends were sunny and hot with no rain, this went on every weekend and slowly every single day until, people began to panic. For you see water supplies became low and the grass that was usually green, was now brown and dead. Soon there was no water left, and the council and government had to send in supplies. And then they sent in more supplies and more supplies. Until, that is there were no supplies left. Still sunny and nice, but no water. Thus people began to die off, and then more people, bottled water became highly desirable and soon a price for just one bottle was more than two weeks earnings. More people died and more yet it continued to be sunny and nice. Then one day, everything came to a stop, as the days continued to be nice and sunny. Nobody could appreciate how nice and sunny it was for they were all dead. All thanks to someone who wished for it to be sunny and nice every weekend.

I wish it rained sometimes but then was sunny sometimes.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is sunny when you don't want it to be sunny and rainy when you don't want it to be rainy. It all depends on the situation.

I wish I could know the winning numbers to the lottery every time so I could help people win money.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Every single person in the world asks for your help with the lottery of your region and they all now enter with the right numbers. But, naturally, because there are so many winners, even the hugest prize will be split and that leaves one person less than a cent. Now you are harassed by angry people who wanted the prize only for themselves.

I wish I could draw better.

[Fett One]

Granted, your skill at drawing increases by 0.00009

I wish to have a fully operational green latern power ring

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it loses power so fast, you can only use it sparingly.

I wish a light bulb would appear above my head each time I had an idea.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but some cartoon characters kill you for stealing their ideas.

I wish I could make quicker and yet better decisions.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Yes, but better to some is considered worse.

I wish I could come up with twisted wishes very quickly.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but that would be your only ability in life, so enjoy it as long as it lasts.

I wish I could someone's mind and realize they were a book in disguise.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I'm not sure if I understood what you wished for, so I just granted it without knowing what I did and that probably kills me.

I wish everyone could have a permission to make one last wish before they die.

[Fett One]

Granted but the wishes only last for a few seconds

I wish children didn't talk back to their parents

[firepokemon]

Granted, but the children are just too perfect, that when Mother said, "Children go and play and don't come back". Well they didn't.

I wish that Crazy Elf Boy had of played the Pokemon Hangman game.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he ends up getting most of the plushies, and as for duplicates, he doesn't make any of them for trade.

I wish Rambunctious Jamirus was back at Hangman, even though I'm not going to give her any more competition for plushies.

[Fett One]

Granted but she only makes a partial attempt at playing

I wish to become a ghost

[firepokemon]

Granted, you become a ghost and begin your long journey of spooking people. Unfortunately, its so much like real life that you become annoyed and rather bored of being a ghost. For you see, all new ghosts must go to ghost school, for at least five years to learn how to be a proper ghost and this requires plenty of assignments/ So enjoy being a ghost just realise it takes five years.

I wish I had super memory skills.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up remembering all the bad things that happened in your entire life, and you go so crazy over it, you end up in a mental insitution, and you'd wear a shirt saying "If I were a South Park character, I would be Tweek".

I wish that Inspector Gadget had every kind of gadget a human would want for surviving life.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You now remember everything that ever happened in the history of the universe. Your brain must grow in mass to handle this amount of data; it expands until it is larger than a planet, instantly resulting in death through skull combustion.

I wish for a new Twisted Wishes thread.