<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but nobody will ever read it.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are now mean spirited to everyone, which causes you to have no friends

I wish parents would stop complaining about video game violence

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they stop complaining when you give up with them.

I wish Denmark had no nuclear weapons.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted I now have all of Denmark's nuclear weapons

I wish there were no nuclear weapons

[Fett One]

Granted but you now no longer possess Denmarks nuclear weapons, since they no longer exist

I wish all people were friendly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then the unfriendly aliens from outer space come.

I wish I received more PMs.

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted, here's a Purple Melon for you.

I wish I won the Award for Most Random Member.

[Fett One]

Granted but someone steals the award from you

I wish to become a famous voice actor

[firepokemon]

Granted you become a famous voice actor and you get all types of roles including Pixar, Dreamworks, some anime, heh even Pokemon. However all that voicework damages your throat and you begin to sound like a horse with something up it. Sorry but your voice work is over.

I wish trees grew money.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you plant trees like those in your back yard and get lots of money. You gather it for years to save money to buy the whole New Zealand but once you reach the amount needed you are walking in your back yard and one large tree falls straight on you crushing you and killing you. Also, it's important to remember that money does not make you happy.

I wish I was world famous.

[Fett One]

Granted but your frame only lasts 15 minutes

I wish for a new season of Seinfield

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it will never make it to DVD, so the only way you'll be able to watch an episode again and again is if you record it on tape.

I wish I could put music from a cassette or record (LP) onto CDs.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you get the info from me how to plug your casette played in a computer and how to use a recorder program, but you'll have to sell your soul to me as a reward.

I wish I had 1,000,000,000 dollars so that I could pay you all trips to Finland and have a TPM meeting here.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Problem is, you don't have enough money to send us back, so we are now stuck in Finland. Good luck in coping with our constant ranting and lecturing.

I wish I wasn't so depressed at the moment.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, you will become the happiest person in the world, but your happiness will lead to gradual boredom.

I wish that every day was like a weekend.

[Fett One]

Granted but since most people don't work on weekends they are now permantly unemployed

I wish there was no need for money

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Nothing is for sale. The nation collapses into anarchy.

I wish I had a banjo.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but as you were sent to Finland with the other TPMers now you make us all hear it and as if the Finnish music wasn't enough, we get bored on banjo, too.

I wish the moderators of TPM had their own countries to rule.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. A civil war in RPG results in skirmishes with OA. Fanfic, GD, and the Games forums try to stay out of the conflict, but once Miscellaneous gets caught in the crossfire, a full-blown war of the forums develops. In the end, Hypotenuse drops the ASB bomb, and nuclear winter eradicates all life on this planet.

I wish my arm wasn't still in pain.

[Fett One]

Granted, the pain gets transferred to your back, which prevents you from sitting in a chair, which makes playing video games, using a computer, and many other things extremely difficult to do.

I wish all humans were turned into cyborgs and still get to keep their free will.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but there would be nobody around to do anything if the cyborgs went berserk.

I wish I could invent helpful robots for mankind.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they are all wiped out by a horrible virus

I wish that viruses didn't exist

[Fett One]

Granted but now there are bacteria epidemics

I wish people couldn't go blind and deaf

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the word blind never existed, but that's sad for me because my favourite Heavy Metal band is Blind Guardian!

I wish Vladimir Putin joined TPM.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he becomes more popular then you and you get rejected by everyone.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu wouldn't get rejected by people

[Fett One]

Granted but now you get rejected instead

I wish all tv shows were good

[darktyranitar]

Granted. They get so good that people can't decide which show they should be watching.

I wish I don't have to take any exams through college.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Your tutors completely forget the tests. However, without doing tests you never have to read the books required and you get no ability to test your skills. Eventually everyone thinks you have good papers but that is not true since you know nothing. As a result, you'll get a high-payed and responsible job but get fired instantly becuase your boss notices you can do nothing.

I wish I didn't make so long posts.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It's hard to post at all when you're six feet under. (Computers don't get very good Wi-fi reception underground, you see.)

I wish I could visit my girlfriend more often.

[Fett One]

Granted but you visit her so much that she gets sick of you seeing you so she dumps you.

I wish to possess super powers

[Toxicity]

Granted, yet you still don't know how to shot web.

I wish I wasn't feeling frustrated right now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you'll get out of it just by killing someone.

I wish I wasn't taken too seriously.

[Fett One]

Granted, no one takes you seriously ever again

I wish pokemon and digimon can coexist

[Toxicity]

Granted, but bad trainers would be pitting their newly-caught Pikachu against Garurumon, and chaos would ensue.

I wish to be the little girl.

[Trekkie]

Granted, but you're so little, nobody sees you
I wish I weren't bound by the laws of robotics

[Fett One]

Granted, every robot tries to kill you since the the rule to not hurt humans doesn't apply to you anymore

I wish the Transformers sequal has the dinobots and soundwave in it

[Trekkie]

Granted, but the secret 4th law of robotics is passed and alien robots are now not allowed to come to Earth
I wish that I could escape with Optimus Prime when he finds out about the law so that the Earthbots can't hurt me

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

EDIT: Granted, but I don't know much about Transformers so I don't know how.

(Trekkie was too fast, I just granted Fett One's wish to see Trekkie already posted)

I wish my current crush became my girlfriend.

[Trekkie]

sorry I beat you to it, but oh well
granted, but her reputation is ruined when she tells everyone she is dating a Pokemaster
I wish I had Infinite # posts, to brag on milestone thread

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the computer systems could not recognized infinite as a number and hence promptly read it as zero.

Congrats! Despite putting all the efforts to acquire that amount of posts, all is in vain.

I wish being a Pokemaster is a good enough thing for people to brag about. (In this way, Mikachu's future girlfriend would not have a hard time of facing people.)