<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they stop complaining when you give up with them.

I wish Denmark had no nuclear weapons.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted I now have all of Denmark's nuclear weapons

I wish there were no nuclear weapons

[Fett One]

Granted but you now no longer possess Denmarks nuclear weapons, since they no longer exist

I wish all people were friendly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then the unfriendly aliens from outer space come.

I wish I received more PMs.

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted, here's a Purple Melon for you.

I wish I won the Award for Most Random Member.

[Fett One]

Granted but someone steals the award from you

I wish to become a famous voice actor

[firepokemon]

Granted you become a famous voice actor and you get all types of roles including Pixar, Dreamworks, some anime, heh even Pokemon. However all that voicework damages your throat and you begin to sound like a horse with something up it. Sorry but your voice work is over.

I wish trees grew money.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you plant trees like those in your back yard and get lots of money. You gather it for years to save money to buy the whole New Zealand but once you reach the amount needed you are walking in your back yard and one large tree falls straight on you crushing you and killing you. Also, it's important to remember that money does not make you happy.

I wish I was world famous.

[Fett One]

Granted but your frame only lasts 15 minutes

I wish for a new season of Seinfield

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it will never make it to DVD, so the only way you'll be able to watch an episode again and again is if you record it on tape.

I wish I could put music from a cassette or record (LP) onto CDs.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you get the info from me how to plug your casette played in a computer and how to use a recorder program, but you'll have to sell your soul to me as a reward.

I wish I had 1,000,000,000 dollars so that I could pay you all trips to Finland and have a TPM meeting here.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Problem is, you don't have enough money to send us back, so we are now stuck in Finland. Good luck in coping with our constant ranting and lecturing.

I wish I wasn't so depressed at the moment.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, you will become the happiest person in the world, but your happiness will lead to gradual boredom.

I wish that every day was like a weekend.

[Fett One]

Granted but since most people don't work on weekends they are now permantly unemployed

I wish there was no need for money

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Nothing is for sale. The nation collapses into anarchy.

I wish I had a banjo.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but as you were sent to Finland with the other TPMers now you make us all hear it and as if the Finnish music wasn't enough, we get bored on banjo, too.

I wish the moderators of TPM had their own countries to rule.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. A civil war in RPG results in skirmishes with OA. Fanfic, GD, and the Games forums try to stay out of the conflict, but once Miscellaneous gets caught in the crossfire, a full-blown war of the forums develops. In the end, Hypotenuse drops the ASB bomb, and nuclear winter eradicates all life on this planet.

I wish my arm wasn't still in pain.

[Fett One]

Granted, the pain gets transferred to your back, which prevents you from sitting in a chair, which makes playing video games, using a computer, and many other things extremely difficult to do.

I wish all humans were turned into cyborgs and still get to keep their free will.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but there would be nobody around to do anything if the cyborgs went berserk.

I wish I could invent helpful robots for mankind.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they are all wiped out by a horrible virus

I wish that viruses didn't exist

[Fett One]

Granted but now there are bacteria epidemics

I wish people couldn't go blind and deaf

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the word blind never existed, but that's sad for me because my favourite Heavy Metal band is Blind Guardian!

I wish Vladimir Putin joined TPM.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he becomes more popular then you and you get rejected by everyone.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu wouldn't get rejected by people

[Fett One]

Granted but now you get rejected instead

I wish all tv shows were good

[darktyranitar]

Granted. They get so good that people can't decide which show they should be watching.

I wish I don't have to take any exams through college.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Your tutors completely forget the tests. However, without doing tests you never have to read the books required and you get no ability to test your skills. Eventually everyone thinks you have good papers but that is not true since you know nothing. As a result, you'll get a high-payed and responsible job but get fired instantly becuase your boss notices you can do nothing.

I wish I didn't make so long posts.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It's hard to post at all when you're six feet under. (Computers don't get very good Wi-fi reception underground, you see.)

I wish I could visit my girlfriend more often.

[Fett One]

Granted but you visit her so much that she gets sick of you seeing you so she dumps you.

I wish to possess super powers

[Toxicity]

Granted, yet you still don't know how to shot web.

I wish I wasn't feeling frustrated right now.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the computer systems could not recognized infinite as a number and hence promptly read it as zero.

Congrats! Despite putting all the efforts to acquire that amount of posts, all is in vain.

I wish being a Pokemaster is a good enough thing for people to brag about. (In this way, Mikachu's future girlfriend would not have a hard time of facing people.)

[Fett One]

Granted but you only get bragging rights for teh first 2 days. After that you get treated like scum

I wish Family Guy would do an Empire Strikes Back episode

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, it takes place in Real Life and Luke Skywalker kills you.

I wish for a good Finnish translation of Naruto manga.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You become the chief translator for the manga but then there was nobody else in the fansubbing group to assist you. Hence, you have to do all the stuffs and the quality of the manga comes out to be worse than expected.

I wish the OA forum could be a little more active.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's all spam

I wish to become a jedi

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but according to my last grant, you kill yourself because I said Luke kills you.

I wish Dark-san and Fett One took part in Whack-a-TPMer.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But Dark-san realises that examinations are more important than thinking on how to play an online forum game, hence he puts it aside for another week after the examinations ended before deciding on whether to play. Fett One on the other hand decides that he had better things to do like doing artifact excavations in Egypt.

I wish Mikachu would whack himself in his own Whack-a-TPMer game.

[Fett One]

Granted. Mikachu Yukitatsu, gets kicked off of TPM forever for committing suicide in a game

I wish the battery life in the Nintendo DS would last twice as long

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then you start liking PSP more.

I wish Singapore switched places with Sweden so Dark-San could visit me at ease.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But unfortunately the only person, who can do this, is only God (or whatever you believe in). The problem is that he is too busy listening to the other 3.9999999 billions of prayers that he forgotten to grant your wish.

I wish Singapore does get to the size of Sweden. In this way, we do not have to worry about the space constraint.

[Fett One]

Great but all of the neighboring countries nuke Singapore for expanding pass its borders

I wish TPM had a bigger variety of emoticons