<Game> Twisted Wishes v.5 (M.A. LV)

[mr_pikachu]

Okay, it's time for version #5 of Twisted Wishes!


What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

I wish my soda wasn't warm.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

Granted. Now it's boiling!

I wish I was the king of the world.

And the process continues to repeat itself.

Granted, now you have thousands of assassins trying to kill you.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the general TPM rules.


Let's get it started!

I wish that it was Friday.

[Toxicity]

Granted, but it will require time travel that takes about 22 hours.

I wish North America had more available colors for the DS Lite.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but in order to get one of these DS, you have to sell all your possessions, sign all your body parts on a donor list and sell your soul. You will soon have a DS with a color never seen by anybody before ... but somebody wants your eyes, ears and fingers just before you receive it. So now you can't see it, hear about it or feel it. But it was worth it, wasn't it?

I wish that I had super speed so I can complete all my chores on Chore Wars really fast.

[Fett One]

Granted but you move so fast that you can never slow down, so you have to spend the rest of your life with everyone looking like statues since you are moving so fast

I wish for a machine gun

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, but it's vivid pink and doesn't work.

I wish to be able to play guitar.

[Toxicity]

Granted, but rather than the actual guitar, you'll only be able to play Guitar Hero.

I wish I played the alto sax rather than the trumpet.

[Ghost]

Granted, however, all your fingers fall off in a tragic accident.

I wish I had a pony.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is one of those small ponies who produces a lot of extrament.

I wish I was best buds with Strong Bad and the Cheat.

[Fett One]

Granted but they treat you worst than Strong Sad

I wish for a sword that could never be broken or dulled

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, I kill you with that sword and it gets stuck.

I wish I never had to use dictionary again.

[Toxicity]

Granted, but your vocabulary will be small due to the incapability of using a new word unless given the definition.

I wish I didn't have a photographic memory.

[Magmar]

Granted, but now you don't have a memory at all!

I wish my throat wasn't sore.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It'll be suffering a terrible sensation of burning instead.

I wish Weasel Overlord was online at this time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but he only gets on to mock you whenever you do something.

I wish I had some earmuffs that would block out sound.

[Fett One]

Granted but the earmuff's are permamately attached to your ears, essentially leaving you deaf for the rest of your life

I wish for more things to wish for

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but then you must post here all the day.

I wish we wouldn't take granting wishes for granted.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, everybody holds onto their wishes forever. Unfortunatly since no one else can see them the people making wishes are deemed insane and dealt as such.

I wish I could sleep

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you sleep for a long time that when you wake up, you have missed every important event in your life. And catching up will never work. So you agree to put yourself in cryo-statis for all of eternity so you will never ever have to worry about life again.

I wish I was friends with Q.

[Fett One]

Granted but he turns you into a dog, thus making you man's best friend

I wish I could figure out how to do things just like McGuyver

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you cannot figure out anything McGuyver doesn't.

I wish Finland sent more troops to Afganistan.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but those troops would then be in danger of being killed by terrorists.

I wish I had a number of wishes equal to the number of people existing in the world.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a nuclear wipes ou everybody on the planet except you. so now only have one wish. And you can't wish that everybody was alive again because they would be revived as zombies and chase for all of eternity.

I wish Freddy, Jason and Chucky were stuck in a cage match to determine who is the top scarer/killer.

[Fett One]

Granted but all 3 of them end up dead so there is no winner

I wish for a never ending vacation

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but he only gets on to mock you whenever you do something.

Ah, this is not the first time...

Granted, but you'll soon find out that a long vacation is actually quite boring. Have fun being bored for the rest of your life.

I wish I have some cookie with me at the moment.

[Magi of all]

Granted, but the cookies are very hot and drop on you from the sky for all eternity

I wish I could fly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but a hunter mistakes you for a duck and shoots you.

I wish I knew if I had grammatical mistakes in this post.

[Fett One]

Granted, you just need to wait for mr_pikachu to show his face in this game

I wish mr_pikachu will return to playing this game

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted, he returns for one more post before moving to the SPPf Forums for all internity.

I wish I could throw away stuff more easily, e.g. so that I didn't have like 400+ e-mails on all my e-mail accounts put together!

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, you are unable to do anything with them but throw them away, even before you read them.

I wish I could run old video games on new computers.

[Fett One]

Granted but doing so causes your computer to get hit with 10,000 viruses

I wish the internet access was 100% free

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted, now you have to pay 1000% more for your electricity bill.

I wish the time it would take to travel to exoplanets could be shorted to less than the human lifespan.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that kind of spaceships cost more and more.

I wish they published Tekken 6 soon.

[Fett One]

Granted but the game is incomplete due to it being rushed to come out sooner

I wish for a new star wars movie to come out and for it to be better than all 6 movies combined

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted but the movie is just about stars crashing into each other (literally "star wars"), and it lasts 5 hours, 47 minutes, 23 seconds.

I wish the new Heroes web comic would come out today.

[firepokemon]

Granted,but then the final panel says. Shows Over fuckfaces come back in another 3000 years (okay so that is fucking lame but fuck you).

I wish my mouth was washed out with soap.

[Fett One]

Granted but you die from accidently swallowing some soap

I wish to own a swimming pool

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted, but it's just large enough to put your feet in, nothing else.

I wish I had less things to wish for.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you have nothing to post here.

I wish I was an Emperor of China.

[Fett One]

Granted but your reign only lasted 1 hour

I wish to live in a mansion

[Crystalmaster Mike]

Granted, but it's Barby's Girly-Pink-Fluff Summer Mansion.

I wish to write a book.