<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's already tomorrow.

I wish we met peaceful aliens from outer space one day.

[Fett One]

Granted but they are technologically inferior to us so we end up making them our slaves

I wish to go to heaven when I die

[firepokemon]

Granted, but you discover that everyone is so nice and everything is so pleasant that you realise, this is the rest of your afterlife, that is forever. Have fun.

I wish my Credit Card was paid off.

[MToolen]

Granted, but it was paid off with another credit card.

I wish for free college.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Next year, you enter a college for free. It's not an ordinary college, they have a really good computer programming teacher. I don't know if you're interested in making games, but your interest soon grows anyway and when you gratuate, you decide to become a computer programming teacher yourself. Now what's this story all about? Where's the twist of the wish? Well, you'll soon find out because I tell you you begin teaching computer programming in the same college and realize why the college is free! There's no salary for teachers! You get no money for all your work. Now I don't know why this story was about computer programming, it just came to my mind although you are intersted in teaching music, too but anyway, you get no money for your work.

I wish I was a robot.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't stop singing "i'm a little teacup" every time you go near a magnet

I wish to own a starship

[MToolen]

Granted, but, once again, you have to pay for gas out of pocket.

I wish ska was more popular.

[Duo_Washu_III]

Granted, but then bands like Reel Big Fish move on to a crappier mainstream sound.

I wish my Xbox hadn't died on me. For the second time!

[Fett One]

Granted, it gets stolen instead

I wish more people would read comic books

[MToolen]

Granted, but sales reach such high levels that Marvel and DC become huge and decide to merge.

I wish tennis was more popular.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but it was Table Tennis that became popular, the wishmaster got confused and thus you got left with that.

I wish for good fortune.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone becomes envious of your good fortune, causing them to not like you

I wish the 7 sins (gluttonly, envy, greed, etc) didn't exist

[MToolen]

Granted; 21 formerly small sins (including lack of hygiene and cutting off people while driving) are bumped up to "deadly" status. The new Grand Theft Auto features these new 21 deadly sins; the game is given terrible reviews for half of the game revolving around not showering.

I wish acne didn't exist.

[firepokemon]

Granted, acne never existed instead weird body chemicals and certain genes cause peoples skin to go purple or even worse a disgusting green.

I wish I didn't have to read so many books for university.

[Fett One]

Granted but you now have to take twice as many tests

I wish for some ice-cream

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, an ice cream truck hits you.

I wish it was easier to wish than to grant (I used to think it was easier to wish than to grant, but now I sometimes disagree).

[MToolen]

Granted. Um... this just got really hard all of a sudden...

I wish for a pear.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. It magically appears in your carotid artery, which promptly explodes. Your blood stains the fruit crimson as you fall into eternal sleep.

I wish that people didn't die from playing this game.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but many TPMers don't count because they are Pokemon, not humans.

I wish Pokemon couldn't die.

[Fett One]

Granted, the world becomes so over populated with pokemon that it causes all other life to die, including humans

I wish for everyone to love the new Batman movie

[firepokemon]

Granted, but no one sees the third one.

I wish people would stop heralding the new batman movie.

[Duo_Washu_III]

Granted. They instead praise Mamma Mia! and take the world by force.. And song!

I wish Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog got more attention.

[Fett One]

Granted but all it gets is negative attention

I wish for a Star Trek movie that has Capt. Kirk fight the Borg

[MToolen]

Granted, but he fights it... in song.

I wish this for a very comfy couch.

[Duo_Washu_III]

Granted. It's cushions of soft...-ness sucks you into an alternate "Cowboy" dimension.

I wish there really was a birdhouse in your soul.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but it becomes confused and died. O_O

I wish I actually understood what Duo_Washu_III was really saying.

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes you to fall into a coma from which you can never awaken

I wish to have a clone that will do everything I don't want to do

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You don't want to destroy all creation, so your clone does it for you.

I wish that TPM would be featured on G4.

[MToolen]

Granted, but it is wrongly shown on Attack of the Show's "In Your Pants" section, attracting a very unwanted audience to our fair TPM.

I wish Heath Ledger hadn't died.

[Fett One]

Granted but he quits acting and goes into hiding so that no one will ever see him again

I wish to have spider powers

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but spider powers are new to you, you make all the web tacky because you forgot the threads which aren't tacky, the ones that a normal spider would climb, and so you get stuck in your own web and a normal spider comes and eats you.

I wish firepokemon played Final Fantasy.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but then he showed up at the next E3 conference and killed the maker of Final Fantasy. Due to this insane act they decided to make no more Final Fantasy games leading to hundreds and then thousands of people protesting and causing havoc everywhere. 50 years later, a newspaper had an article about this event and how making one person play a certain game lead to an inevitable change in gaming forever. A gaming world where the pleasures of gaming had returned to simple 2D games.

I wish I didn't choose literary courses for this semester at university.

[MToolen]

Granted. They are now required and cost double.

I wish playing sousaphone didn't hurt my shoulder.

[Fett One]

Granted it hurts your hands instead

I wish to be incorruptible

[firepokemon]

Granted, but nobody likes you. Incorruptible sure, but you've been turned now into an idiot. There was something nice about your previous corruptibility. But, well you didn't want that.

I wish I was over this cold already. It was flu and then somehow it turned into a cold.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the cold turns back into a normal flu and you will have flu the rest of your life and it will never become cold again. Next winter or when it's winter here at least you come to Finland then. Your flu gets worse and worse but it doesn't turn into a cold. Your flu gets worse and worse but it doesn't turn into a cold. Your flu gets worse and worse but it doesn't turn into a cold. Finally you sneeze your brains out and your life ends in Ylivieska, Finland. In winter.

I wish for a geisha.

[Fett One]

Granted but she has 10 different STDs

I wish people couldn't get STDs

[MToolen]

Granted but complete abstinence is the means to that end.

I wish TV ads were less cheesy.

[firepokemon]

Granted, they just go on and on and on and thus there's no actual programming just ads and informercials.

I wish my streaming videos would load quicker.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Tomorrow, you go to your computer and notice there's a new war-themed streaming video in the internet. It features characters from Pokemon, Naruto, Le Chevalier De'on and Kaleido Star, all your favourite animes. You have some doubts, of course, whether this fanart video is good but they disappear when you hear me praising this video and decide to load it. You see the first pictrure shows Ash Ketchum with some rounds and a machine gun. You see the video is loading super-fast but what's more, Ash loads his gun supernaturally fast and you don't have time to notice he jumps out from your computer and shoots you.

I wish I hadn't stolen and taught myself firepokemon's way to grant wishes with these long grants.