Mariah and Jane are in trouble? Oh noez! How will they be rescued?
The only way Roy knows how...
Roy
"Another one's coming on the left! MOVE, MOVE!"
Roy jerked the chopper sideways, a rocket rushing between the supports of the chopper, just barely missing the underbelly and the tail.
"On the right!!"
Roy jerked the chopper the other way, his forehead beading with sweat as several streaking blips of light that could only be machine gun bullets whizzed by the cockpit.
"W-we gotta get out of h-here!" Meiya cried. "We're t-totally outclassed!"
"What about Jane and Mariah?!" Alex shot back. "We can't just leave them down there!"
"INCOMING ON THE LEFT!!!"
Roy yelped as he jerked the chopper sideways so hard that everyone behind him fell to the floor. Including Brigh, who slammed her head rather loudly against the co-pilot's dash, stunning her.
"Oh, thank Kratos." Roy sighed to himself. "I hate freaking backseat players..."
KABOOM!!!
Cries of fear and surprise rang out as the belly of the chopper was grazed by a rocket, flipping it and causing it to detonate inches from the hull. The chopper lurched back, its tail sputtering sparks as it came loose and bent down at a dangerous angle.
"Oh, shit..." Drake growled.
"We're gonna crash!" Steve yelled, pulling out his Pokeballs and throwing them. "Magikarp, repair our ship with Flail!"
The half a dozen red fish croaked and flopped around, occasionally batting at the damaged wall of the chopper but otherwise doing little to prevent its downward spiral.
"That's the way, team!" Steve cheered obliviously, pumping his fist. "Keep it up!"
Roy struggled to keep the chopper steady, reaching into his pocket with his free hand.
'Come on, come on, where is it...?' he thought, lips shaking as the ground began to get closer and closer. 'Come on, come on... keys, Game Boy Advance SP... PSP 2000... wallet... cell phone!'
Roy grabbed the phone and flipped it open, quickly dialing a number.
4-8-2... 5-5-5... 0-1-0-0...
Roy hit "Call" and held the phone to his ear; it rang once...
BLEEP!
The chopper jerked back upright abruptly, its damage magically healed.
"Way to go, team! You did it!" Steve cheered, dancing a jig much like his Magikarp (They were actually just flopping around gasping for air, but that's beside the point.).
"Phew..." Roy muttered, wiping his brow and turning to his colleagues. "Close shave, huh?"
"How'd you do that?" Jack asked, dumbfounded.
Roy grinned sheepishly.
"Cheat code."
Everyone was silent for a moment, trying to wrap their minds around what had just transpired...
It was then that the second rocket hit, ripping through the cockpit and blowing the chopper - and its inhabitants - out of the sky.
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You're up, Ben.