11 captain vs Crazy Elk Boy

[juuichiban-taicho]

at my uni they pretty much expect us to have no jobs and no lifes, infact it was recently specified on the state news that student care out our uni is dirt low, so i have been that busy with 3 pissweak subjects that expect me to submit 500 word essays weekly, but uni is over for now so ill post when i can, my moves for this round are sleep talk times 3, and if he wakes up use a flamethrower on the puddle in the middle so that feebas cant hide and so that we have a nice little sauna

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok lets go with a Blizzard to start then use Facade twice.

Blizzard ~ Facade x2

[DarkestLight]

Chaos....

Look, not going back on what I said, but if they take 14 days, then they take 14 days . You can't get mad at them for taking the upper limit of the DQ time. However, as you stated, anything past 14 days, and then poof bang its done.

Jus gonna hafta do what I do and kinda let this match be the last one in your search-since it'll be around for a while.

[chaos_redefined]

As I stated, if they take 14 days repeatedly, then it becomes a problem. I understand that their lives are busy, but it shouldn't need 14 days every time. You are correct, however, that there is little I can do about it. I can get mad at them. I just can't do much else. All I can do at the moment is ask that they show some consideration. It was only due to my willingness to compromise that this battle is going to continue. I dont think it's too much to ask that, in return, they post regularly when able.

Just as a reminder though... Juuichiban returns to uni in Febuary. If this match isn't over by then, he will be faced with his 1500 words/week of assignments. (Actually, he's entering 3rd year, I believe. Assignments get worse) If the match is still going at that stage, chances are, he won't be able to post often enough, and as a result, he will most likely face a DQ. I suggest you avoid that situation.

Ref will be up shortly. It would have been last night, but stuff happened, and by the end of it, I wasn't in the mood to ref.

[chaos_redefined]

Round 11

Arena: The cave has opened up, what with all the earthquakes. The earthquake has been filled with the water from the whirlpool and the water guns and so on. We are now looking at a river. Floating rocks from the roof of the cave can be used to jump from one side of the river to the other.

DQ Time: 14 days. No exceptions. Even if neither of you ask for a DQ, this will be enforced. I don't care about your real life issues, this is your last chance.

Banned Moves: Banned moves are for wusses.

Additional rules: Asi's rules regarding gender-specific moves are still in place.

~~~

Juuichiban-Taicho and Nummy

HP: 46 (====================)
EN: 15 (====================)
+1 def, spatt, spdef, speed

Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk
Sub: Flamethrower

Crazy Elf (Elk, maybe) Boy and Ouroboros

HP: 87 (====================)
EN: 39 (====================)
toxic (next round 4%)

Resurface ~ Facade ~ Facade

~~~

~First turn~

Nummy shoots flames at the water where Ouroboros rolled into bed. As the steam rises from where the flames hit, Ouroboros charges out, giving Numel a big, wet smack on the lips.

Nummy: -15 HP, -8 EN
Ouroboros: -

~Second turn~

More flames, while Ouroboros finds that poison to be a very overpowering force. So overpowering, in fact, that it hits Nummy almost as hard as the slap on the face.

Nummy: -13 hp, -7 en, -1 hp (en to hp conversion)
Ouroboros: -5 HP, -6 EN

~Third turn~

The ref uses torment. OK... maybe not. But, show some originality guys.

Nummy: -13 hp, -8 hp (en to hp conversion)
Ouroboros: -5 hp, -6 en

~Bonus Material~

No rocks, but that poison that powered all his attacks takes it's toll.

Ouroboros: -4 hp

~~~

Juuichiban-Taicho and Nummy

HP: 6 (====================)
EN: 0 (====================)
+1 def, spatt, spdef, speed

Crazy Elf (Elk, maybe) Boy and Ouroboros

HP: 77 (====================)
EN: 27 (====================)
toxic (next round 8%)

Steam Shield is currently empty. Anyone want to claim it?

CEB and Ouroboros attack next.

Wow... I wish my undergrad only gave me a mere 1500 words a week of assignments... I think I got more than 1500 words a fortnight per subject, and i was doing anywhere between 4 and 6 subjects...

In any case, it was pointed out to me last night that Numel is fire/ground. As a result, I've been doing damage wrong until now. Water moves will be upped accordingly, but I will not be retroactively changing things. Sorry about that, CEB.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok Ouro start off with a Double Team then use Light Screen finish with Mist.

Double Team ~ Light Screen ~ Mist

[chaos_redefined]

ok nummy, take a leaf outta CR's book and sit there and do nothing cause you got no life left.

p.s thanks for blocking me on msn thought you would never ever shutup.

Yeah.... No. I offered the compromise to avoid all this stuff. Either you guys find a new subref or you quit this battle. I see no reason to further put up with Juuichiban Taicho.

If you find a new ref, that ref may ignore my compromise from earlier compromise if he or she wishes.

And Juuichiban, before you accuse me of having another whinge or whatever else. I don't care. You are the one who posted infrequently enough that I ended up calling DQ on you. You are the one who complained when I offered a compromise to keep all parties happy. I have done what I can to make this battle a somewhat enjoyable one for all parties involved, you are the one making it difficult for anyone you can.

[Kurosakura]

CEB asked me to step in and pick up where chaos left. *waves*

I currently have a lot of stuff to ref, so I hope you won't mind waiting a bit.

Edit: As part of your infraction, your attacks were deleted, so you'll have to post them again.

I'm stupid >w>

[juuichiban-taicho]

infraction? what infraction, little bit disapointed to see my post gone cause i told the truth he harrassed me verbally for 2 hours about rubbish and threatening to not continue reffing, and my attacks are relax times 3 if anyone wants to continue reffing, lets say Cr's constant abuse, bickering and threats kinda made me lose interest as far as im concerned im glad to see the back of his useless slander welcome kuro and take as long as you need .

[Kurosakura]

Erm. As much as you dislike chaos, there's no reason to add oil to the flame. He's not reffing your battle anymore, so I'd appreciate if you'd drop the subject.

[Kurosakura]

juuichiban-taichou vs. Crazy Elf Boy

Round 12
4 vs. 4
DQ: None
Damage Cap: 40%
Banned Moves: None
Location: Misty Caves
Weather: Clear.

Pre-Battle Status

juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 6 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 0 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: Wheelies, whooo!
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.

relax ~ relax ~relax


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 77 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 27 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: Flippy floppy

Double Team ~ Light Screen ~ Mist


Round 12, Start!

~*~*~*~*~*~

Let's see... Reffing cap. Check. Mic. Check. Funny little green and red flags. Check. Oh, hey there, Kurosakura here! *waves* So I'm here after Crazy Elf Boy sent me a letter via uber slow Pidgey Express, requesting that I substitute for the previous refs that left for their own reasons. I swear, our relationship is totally professional! There's nothing weird about it! As you can see, these caves have taken a pretty bad beating, but I guess we can deal, right? Anyways gents, let's rumble!

~*~*~*~*~*~

Crazy Elf Boy: “Ok Ouro start off with a Double Team then use Light Screen finish with Mist.”

juuichiban-taicho: “ok nummy, take a leaf outta CR's book and sit there and do nothing cause you got no life left.”

~*~*~*~*~*~

Ouro, the little fishie here, starts off by splitting himself into 4 other flopping clones. How he stays alive without water, I will never know. HEY! OW! STOP! Nummy, I don't have chaos' book, so stop biting me! Yeesh. Go sit like a good Numel. Now thaat's a good boy.

Nummy: -0 HP, +8 EN
Ouroboros: HP, -5 EN

Pleased with the rest of his clones, Ouro decides to beef up his defenses, putting up a giant pane of translucent glass. Nummy, on the other hand, is just laying there and being lazy, relaxing.

Nummy: -0 HP, +7 EN
Ouroboros: HP, -4 EN

As Nummy still relaxes on the ground, Ouro summons up a bit of Mist, a white cloud of somewhat damp fog covering Elfie's side of the field.

Nummy: -0 HP, +5 EN
Ouroboros: HP, -5 EN

~*~*~*~*~*~

Ouroboros is hurt by Poison! -8 HP

~*~*~*~*~*~

Total:

Nummy: -0 HP/6 HP, +20 EN/0 EN
Ourobors: -8 HP/77 HP, -14 EN/27 EN

~*~*~*~*~*~

Round 12 Ends!


juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 6 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 20 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: Wheelies, whooo!
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 69 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 13 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: Flippy floppy
Badly Poisoned
Light Screen 4/5
Mist 4/5


Round 13, go!

juuichiban-taicho, you're up!

Notes:

I realize both of you are busy, so there is no DQ time.

The damage cap wasn't specified, so I'm having it as 40%.

I don't usually ref Toxic as 2-4-8-16-etc, but I'll keep it consistent with the rest of the battle.

Some of chaos' reffing is a little confusing, but I'm assuming that Nummy is awake now. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[juuichiban-taicho]

I'm not sure if he is awake but ive already said my part about what i think of his skills as a ref, im just gonna sit there for 3 more turns.

[chaos_redefined]

Nummy coughs up some toxic gunk in his sleep. Ouroboros doesn't like this, and manages to dive underwater in his sleep. Talk about rolling off the bed. Both pokemon wake up, Nummy wonders why the steam cloud looks empty, and Ouroboros wonders why it's at the bottom of the lake.

Quote from the third round of the round they both used rest on.

If you guys still can't see it, allow me to bold the relevant line.

Nummy coughs up some toxic gunk in his sleep. Ouroboros doesn't like this, and manages to dive underwater in his sleep. Talk about rolling off the bed. Both pokemon wake up, Nummy wonders why the steam cloud looks empty, and Ouroboros wonders why it's at the bottom of the lake.

That, combined with the fact that I didn't include "Sleeping" in either of their statuses, should have been sufficient. Beyond that, Nummy used Flamethrower repeatedly last round. If you guys believe this is insufficient, feel free to suggest other things I should do.

[Kurosakura]

Sorry, it was 2 AM, I didn't read anything thoroughly. ^^;

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok use Rest to get rid of that poison then relax twice.

Rest ~ Relax x2

[juuichiban-taicho]

i heard you were busy so i hope your free to ref now so ill just use rest and relax twice cause he almost deaded.

[Kurosakura]

juuichiban-taichou vs. Crazy Elf Boy

Round 13
4 vs. 4
DQ: None
Damage Cap: 40%
Banned Moves: None
Location: Misty Caves
Weather: Clear.


Pre-Battle Status

juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 6 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 20 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: Wheelies, whooo!
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.

Rest ~ relax ~ relax


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 69 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 13 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: Flippy floppy
Badly Poisoned
Light Screen 4/5
Mist 4/5

Rest ~ relax ~ relax


Round 13, Start!

~*~*~*~*~*~

Crazy Elf Boy: “Ok use Rest to get rid of that poison then relax twice.”

juuichiban_taicho: “i heard you were busy so i hope your free to ref now so ill just use rest and relax twice cause he almost deaded.”

~*~*~*~*~*~

…and on that note, both Nummy and Ouroboros both go to sleep. Mmm… sleep… something I really should look into doing.[/color]

Nummy: +94 HP, -15 EN
Ouroboros: +31 HP, -13 EN

Aww, look at them! They’re just… sleeping. And relaxing. And stuff. Yup.

Nummy: -0 HP, +5 EN
Ouroboros:-0 HP, +5 EN

More sleep an relaxation! Yippee!

Nummy: -0 HP, +5 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP, +5 EN

~*~*~*~*~*~

Total:

Nummy: +94 HP/6 HP, -5 EN/20 EN
Ourobors: +31 HP/69 HP, -3 EN/13 EN

~*~*~*~*~*~

Round 13 Ends!


juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 15 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: ZzzzZzzzZZZZzz..
Sleeping
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 10 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: ZzzzZzzzZZZZzz..
Sleeping
Light Screen 3/5
Mist 3/5


Round 14, go!

juuichiban-taicho, you're up!

Aww, that’s sweet of you Lyle. Sorry it took longer than expected.

[juuichiban-taicho]

YAY toxic relax relax oh and fyi wont be postin till after new years sorry away on business i mean holidays but im assuming everyones in the same position, merry xmas.

and its not overtly sweet of me, its a casual battle, id be fine with you taking a month break, its not your duty to ref well i spose it kinda is but it should be when your available and when you would like to do so.

[Kurosakura]

Woah... messed up the bars. Anyways, that's fine, take your time. Happy holidays!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Ok he wants to play dirty, use your greater speed to make a substitute before he can launch the toxic, then relax twice.

Substitute ~ Relax x2

[Kurosakura]

juuichiban-taichou vs. Crazy Elf Boy

Round 14
4 vs. 4
DQ: None
Damage Cap: 40%
Banned Moves: None
Location: Misty Caves
Weather: Clear.


Pre-Battle Status

juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 15 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: ZzzzZzzzZZZZzz..
Sleeping
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.

Toxic ~ relax ~ relax


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 10 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: ZzzzZzzzZZZZzz..
Sleeping
Light Screen 3/5
Mist 3/5

Substitute ~ relax ~ relax


Round 14, Start!

~*~*~*~*~*~

juuichiban_taicho: “YAY toxic relax relax”

Crazy Elf Boy: “Ok he wants to play dirty, use your greater speed to make a substitute before he can launch the toxic, then relax twice.”

~*~*~*~*~*~

Grawr, you crazy kids. Can’t you tell the Pokeys are sleeping!? (And how the fishie is surviving without any water, I’ll never know…) Erm. Maybe not. I was wrong. Ouroboros woke up, and he fashioned himself a Feebas Substitute with his fins somehow and stuck some of his life force into it. Nummy, on the other hand, is fast asleep.

Nummy: -0 HP, -0 EN
Ouroboros: -23 HP, -8 EN | Substitute: +23 HP

Nummy woke up and now they’re relaxing… again… At least they’re friendly!

Nummy: -0 HP, +8 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP, +8 EN | Substitute:

And they’re still relaxing, aren’t they cute? :3

Nummy: -0 HP, +7 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP, +7 EN | Substitute: -0 HP

~*~*~*~*~*~

Total:

Nummy: -0 HP/100 HP, +15 EN/15 EN
Ouroboros: -23 HP/100 HP, +7 EN/10 EN | Substitute: +23 HP

~*~*~*~*~*~

Round 14 Ends!


juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 30 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: *yawn*
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 77 ())))))))))))))))))))) | (((((() HP: 23
EN: 17 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: *flop flop*
Light Screen 2/5
Mist 2/5


Round 15, go!

Crazy Elf Boy, you're up!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Use Toxic then Relax twice.

Toxic ~ Relax x2

[juuichiban-taicho]

protect relax twice

[juuichiban-taicho]

Oh and its time for an arena change

Juuichiban-taicho and ceb are busy stalling but the dragons not happy, "hey where did a dragon come from?" CEB exclaims, "well when a mummy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very much...", "oh shut it" ceb replies, before face palming himself so hard a lightning like crack fills the cave stunning both pokemon momentarily.

"Roar", says toby the dragon before casting some sort of magic ritual involving dancing and the next thing both trainers realise is there now on the back of a moving gigantic turtle (dimensions are roughly huge*ginormous*gigantic) and they find themselves in the middle of a jungle that is surrounding by flowing water, will this bode ill for the fire ground pokemon? or will they share some common turtle ancestery find out next time on dragonballz oh wait pokemon.

TLR giant see turtle, sparkly dragons- to keep the ref interested

[Kurosakura]

juuichiban-taichou vs. Crazy Elf Boy

Round 15
4 vs. 4
DQ: None
Damage Cap: 40%
Banned Moves: None
Location: Misty Caves
Weather: Clear.


Pre-Battle Status

juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 30 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: *yawn*
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 77 ())))))))))))))))))))) | (((((() HP: 23
EN: 17 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: *flop flop*
Light Screen 2/5
Mist 2/5


Round 15, Start!

~*~*~*~*~*~

Crazy Elf Boy: “Use Toxic then Relax twice.”

juuichiban_taicho: “protect relax twice”

Crazy Elf Boy: “Hey, where did a dragon come from?”

juuichiban-taicho: “Well, when a mummy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very much…”

Crazy Elf Boy: “Oh shut it.”

Toby: “ROOOOOOOOOAR!”


~*~*~*~*~*~

Um… I’m not sure what happened here, but apparently CEB facepalmed, a dragon appeared, out of nowhere, and now we’re all on… a gigantic turtle in the middle of a jungle? I don’t think my mic’s working, and where in the world are our spectators? I fear for Nummy’s life. Urp… I think I’m going to be sick…

~*~*~*~*~*~

Ouroboros spews some icky-looking Toxic stuff at Nummy, who puts up a shield in the nick of time… except I don’t know what’s gonna happen to the turtle, what if it like… melts the shell or something? *shudder*

Nummy: -0 HP, -9 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP, -8 EN | Substitute: -0 HP

*jaw drops* Okay, why did they just end up relaxing again? How can Ouro even relax out of water? I mean, shouldn't he be suffocating or something? Somebody needs to explain Feebas mechanics to me.

Nummy: -0 HP, +7 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP, +8 EN | Substitute: -0 HP

Alrighty, this turtle is giving me motion sickness, so you two knuckleheads can kick back on the giant reptile, I’m gonna report from the back of Lancelot, my Skarmory. Not that there’s much to report anyway cause the little buggers are RELAXING. Say, where did that dragon go?

Nummy: -0 HP, +5 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP, +7 EN | Substitute: -0 HP

~*~*~*~*~*~

Total:

Nummy: -0 HP/100 HP, +3 EN/30 EN
Ouroboros: -0 HP/77 HP, +7 EN/17 EN | Substitute: +23 HP

Arena Changes
Location: On the back of a ginormous turtle.
Weather: Hot, humid, sunny.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Round 15 Ends!


juuichiban-taicho and Nummy ♂
xOoo



HP: 100 ()))))))))))))))))))))
EN: 35 ()))))))))))))))))))))
Status: *yawn*
+1 Def
+1 Sp. Atk.
+1 Sp. Def.
+1 Spd.


Crazy Elf Boy and Ouroboros ♂
xOoo



HP: 77 ())))))))))))))))))))) | (((((() HP: 23
EN: 24 ())))))))))))))) ))))))
Status: *flop flop*
Light Screen 1/5
Mist 1/5


Round 16, go!

juuichiban-taicho, you're up!