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    Default VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    I need more battles, I'm only in one right now and can use battle experience for my Pokémon. One Pokémon in particular, actually.

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    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.

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    Default Re: VP vs. someone! [Ref: needed]

    I want a rematch! I send out my male Wartortle, Maui!

    Start with Rain Dance! Then Water Pulse! Finally, finish with Bite! If that Kirlia tries Light Screen or Reflect, sub with Brick Break!

    Rain Dance ~ Water Pulse ~ Bite
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    Default Re: VP vs. someone! [Ref: needed]

    Okay, you're familiar with this trainer, but not the Pokémon, so let's see what we can do...

    First of all, don't worry about the Rain, just start by putting up a Safeguard to keep anything from happening; don't want a confusion off of that Water Pulse. Follow up by pumping yourself up with a Calm Mind. Then hurl out a Magical Leaf!

    Safeguard ~^~ Calm Mind ~^~ Magical Leaf
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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: needed]

    I'll ref. Later. Whoo rematch reffing!!!

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    REMATCH!


    ===Rules===

    RULES
    1 v 1: I send first, you attack first
    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.



    ===Battlers===

    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    100/100
    La!
    Safeguard~Calm Mind~Magical Leaf

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    100/100
    Roxxor!
    Rain Dance~Water Pulse~Bite
    Sub: Brick Break


    ===Round 1===

    Wow, the rematch is already here. Resnagged just cause I like one on ones in the summer, VP sends out his Kirlia to tango with Maui, Classy's revenge killer. Maui calls upon powers of water from the sky to pour upon them, and down they fall in all their drenchng fury. Through the rainstorm though, Kana just raises and lowers his hands, and slowly a Safeguard veils him for the moment.

    Kana: -4E ==///== Maui: -3E
    SG: 4 rounds
    RD: 4 rounds


    Letting the rain dance on his shell, Maui focuses his energy swiftly, and thrusts forth a Water Pulse that strikes the unflinching Kana onto the ground. Kana lies on the ground, and just calmly makes a mud angel. Hrm, not phased huh...

    Kana: -2E/-8H +SpA/D==///== Maui: -4E

    Wondering why Kana seems unwilling to fight, Maui runs over to try and bite him. He instead gets a rude awakening as Kana forces a barrage of Mystic leaf shaped enegy pions to strike the unwary Wartortle. Blasted back, Maui rethnnks this...

    and then runs in agasin for a Bite. Kana now has all reason to freak, and he does; trying to beat the turtle off his leg!

    Kana: -4E/-8H ==///== Maui: -4E/-11H


    ===Stats===

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    Kana, M Kirlia
    84/90
    Pain!!! Biting pain!

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    Maui, M Wartortle
    89/89
    Not going down that fast!

    SG/RD: 3 rounds.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Okay, go and put up a Reflect, then try another Magical Leaf, then finish by looking for a Future Sight. And we'll wait for it this time!

    Reflect ~^~ Magical Leaf ~^~ Future Sight
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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Shatter that Reflect with Brick Break then use Skull Bash!

    Brick Break ~ Skull Bash
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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    REMATCH!


    ===Rules===

    RULES
    1 v 1: I send first, you attack first
    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.



    ===Battlers===

    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    84/90
    Pain!!! Biting pain!
    Reflect~Magical Leaf~Future Sight

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    89/89
    Not going down that fast!
    Brick Break~Skull bash

    ===Round 2===

    Maui waits, as Kana is able to scramble away from the biter and try to prote4ct herself. She creates a barrier around herself to try and reduce the damamge of any sort of Physical Hit, but Maui isn't having that. Propelling himself via his shell, He Breaks through the Shield as if he was a living Brick!

    Kana is hit in the head by the powerful shell and holds her left side of her head, as it throbs.

    Kana: -4E/-4H ==///== Maui: -6E

    Enraged, Kana relies on the grass element once more, sending a huge mulch pile of leaves at Maui. Maui reels back again from the souped up hit. As he recovered, he lowers his head into his shell and rotates himself into position..

    Kana: -4E==///== Maui: -4E/-11H *charging*

    Pinking herself up, Kana triesd to maintain standing for a whole action, as she eyes the conspicuoulsly glowing shell. She looks past Maui and into teh deep distance, her eyes a flutter with activity. Whatever she saw left her wide open, as Maui blasted forth and Bashed his Skull into her midsection!

    Kana escaped her trance with a shriek, and the pair fell upon the muddy ground once more.

    Kana: -7E/-12H ==///== Maui: -5E

    The future is coming..



    ===Stats===

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    Kana, M Kirlia
    68/75
    STUNNED!

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    Maui, M Wartortle
    78/74
    Yes, sucka!

    SG/RD: 2 rounds.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Let's start this round with a Haze! Then get in a quick hit with Aqua Jet, followed by Muddy Water!

    Haze ~ Aqua Jet ~ Muddy Water
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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Okay, not sure how Haze is going to work, but fortunately my attack commands will be the same either way. Start with a Calm Mind; if Haze is the stat-reset kind, make sure you use it AFTER Haze goes off. Then hit with a Shock Wave and another Magical Leaf.

    Calm Mind (after Haze) ~^~ Shock Wave ~^~ Magical Leaf
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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    REMATCH!


    ===Rules===

    RULES
    1 v 1: I send first, you attack first
    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.



    ===Battlers===

    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    68/75
    STUNNED!
    Calm Mind~Shock Wave~Magical Leaf

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    78/74
    Yes, sucka!
    Haze~Aqua Jet~Muddy Water

    ===Round 3===

    Kana watched carefully as the air started to become thick and foggy. Maui was pumping out steam, and yet it began to grow thick due to the rain that was in play. Cold winds help to spread this fog like Haze all around the area, making the two Pokemon unable to see each other. Didn't help that Kana was moving around while in this Haze..

    Kana stopped after a few seconds, realizing that she was lost in terms of positioning. He smiled at this, and calmed down. Because he realized Maui didn't know where he was either.

    Kana: -2E +SpA/D ==///== Maui: -4E

    Proud of his handiwork, Maui now focused on...crap. Where'd he go? He didn't think about Haze affecting him too. So now he stood still, taking a step left or right -thinking he may have saw movement. Then he was on his back, feeling stinging pains all over his body from the random Shock Wave that crashed onto him. He had no idea where it came from.

    Kana: -4E ==///== Maui: -12H

    A lil frustrated, Maui calls upon a grand wave of dark water to wash up and through the arena, Kana is taken back by that and cried out. Maui turns around, how the heck did the Kirlia get behind him? In any event, the Water pushed Kana into view of Maui, before sweeping him forward. Maui floated along side a bit, but was shoved back by those infernal LEAVES again.

    Kana: -4E/-7H ==///== Maui: -7E/-12H

    Having enough of mystical grass, Maui gets up and proceeds to beat the living snot out of Kana, when a magic ball shined down from the heavens and rails Maui to the ground. A crater is formed with Maui at ground zero.(10)

    Future sucked for Maui right now.


    ===Stats===

    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    61/65
    +2 SpA/D
    HA! Time's on my side!

    VS

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    Maui, M Wartortle
    44/63
    Ugh that did not just occur!

    SG/RD: 1 round.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Figured that was the way Haze would work, as that's what it does in the Anime.

    Don't get cocky, Kana. Anything can still happen at this point so start with a Double Team to boost your evasiveness. Try to put up another Reflect and finish with a Charge Beam!

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    We're way behind now, Maui. Use a Rapid Spin/Hydro Pump combo so that you'll attack in all directions. That'll take care of all those Kirlia clones, as well as the real one. We won't worry about the Reflect right now, but as soon as she fires that Charge Beam, counter with Mirror Coat.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    REMATCH!


    ===Rules===

    RULES
    1 v 1: I send first, you attack first
    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.



    ===Battlers===

    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    61/65
    +2 SpA/D
    HA! Time's on my side!
    Double Team~Reflect~Charge Beam

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    44/63
    Ugh that did not just occur!
    RapidSpin+Hydro Pump~Charge Beam

    ===Round 4===

    Haze or no, Kana thought he was being safe by increasing his offense. 5 Kirlias unknowingly stalked Maui, but the tortoise had a different idea of how this was going to work.

    Without a moments waste, Maui ticked himself in his shell and beganto rotate. Faster and faster he went, until teh Haze began to centrifuge and thicken around him. Kana notced the dip in the Haze's unifirmity, and turned to see an array of waer suddenly ripple out, like a sprinkler.

    A high pressure super fire sprinkler. Kana and the Clones were annhilated by this approach, as Maui forced the water to extend quite far from the centrifugal center he was creating. Kana was glad she had some buffering against it though.

    Kana: -3E/-11H ==///== Maui: -13E

    As the water park ended, Kana was hasty to try and Reflect anythng coming her way. But Maui..looked dizzy, lol.

    Kana: -3E ==///== Maui: @_@
    Re: 3 Rds


    Regaining his senses, Maui was the fast one now, layering his body in a veil of Psychic energy. Not a moment too soon ,as a electrical pulse suddenly tried to ruin his life. The blast stung his joints and forced him to his knees, but with a cry he threw it off of his shell.

    Kana...really didn't think that was coming back to him. But it did, and hard.

    Kana: -4E/-11H ==///== Maui: -6E/-11H

    The rain ends as well as the Safeguard.

    ===Stats===

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    Kana, M Kirlia
    39/55
    +2 SpA/D
    Pffh wow crafty turtle!

    VS

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    Maui, M Wartortle
    33/44
    Take that

    Re: 2 rounds

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Wow, the combos really work. Now we can get rid of that Reflect with another Brick Break. Then use Dig to evade and strike.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Okay, don't get discouraged, Kana! As he comes in for that Brick Break, give him a nice point-blank Hypnosis! If he falls asleep, use Dream Eater for any turn he's sleeping. If he doesn't sleep or wakes up, use Shadow Sneak first to hit before he digs down, and for the final move just annoy him with another Reflect to block some of that Dig damage.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    REMATCH!


    ===Rules===

    RULES
    1 v 1: I send first, you attack first
    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.



    ===Battlers===

    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    39/55
    +2 SpA/D
    Pffh wow crafty turtle!
    Hypnosis~Dream Eater x 2

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    33/44
    Take that
    Brick Break~Dream Eater X 2

    ===Round 5===

    Rebounding off of his great last round, Maui rocketed forward at the silhouette of Kana. Kana had a lil more difficulty seeing the shell until it was a tad late, and was hit by the blue fists that came flying out of the shellbrick. He waved his arms frantically though, and a combination of sleep waves encumbered Maui as he skidded to a stop.

    A full stop. Arms sticking out of the shell only.

    Kana: -3E/-3H ==///== Maui: -6E Slp

    Glad that the turtle was finally put down somehow, Kana went into the mind of Maui...and saw alot of Wartortle piled up around Maui. Seems this guy likes to be a champion. Ha-we'll take those dreams...n_n

    Kana: -5E/+6H ==///== Maui: z_Z -12H

    Struggling n his sleep, Maui grunts, but he's losing ground against all his opponents. Kana laughs and swallows down another dream n_n!

    Kana: -5E/+6H ==///== Maui: @_< -12H


    ===Stats===

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    Kana, M Kirlia
    45/42
    +2 SpA/D
    Ha ha! Got ya sucker!

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    Maui, M Wartortle
    9/38
    Ugh, not..losing...

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Well, okay. Wasn't expecting THAT much damage. I mean, STAB and +SP.ATK and all, but still...

    Well, I guess we should just try to end this, then. Just hit it with Magical Leaf until it goes down. If somehow you get Tormented, switch in a Charge Beam.

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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    Maui, use Sleep Talk, then Snore, then Sleep Talk again.
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    Default Re: VP vs. Classy! Rematch already! [Ref: DL]

    REMATCH!


    ===Rules===

    RULES
    1 v 1: I send first, you attack first
    No Damage Cap
    DQ Time: 4 days
    Banned Moves: Rest, Substitute, Protect/Detect
    Arena: A basic grassy field, because I'm boring like that.



    ===Battlers===
    Virtual Play
    Kana, M Kirlia
    45/42
    +2 SpA/D
    Ha ha! Got ya sucker!
    Magical Leaf x 3

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    9/38
    Ugh, not..losing...
    Sleep Talk~Snore~Sleep Talk

    ===Round 6===

    Maui hardly stirs, as the leaves of doom begin levitating around Kana. He smirks, but that smirk turns to fright when the shell rams him in the face. Kana falls on his bum and stares. How did he just move?

    Kana: -4H ==///== Maui: -5E

    Shrugging off the fluke, Kana once again raises the leaves that would spell Maui's doom, but Maui's Snoring was kinda annoying to listen to. Kana relished lacerating that shell with enough grass to fill a football field.

    Kana: -4E/-5H ==///== Maui: -5E/-12H


    ===Stats===

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    Kana, M Kirlia
    36/38
    +2 SpA/D
    Nyeh nyeh

    VS

    Classy_Cat
    Maui, M Wartortle
    0/28
    Damn

    VP once again claims victory!

    2 more points for you..
    1 for you Classy
    and 2 for me. I'm gone like a butcher in a vegan shop..


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